• Sex, Girlfriends and Shit III
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[QUOTE=Region;37049853].... [B]xD[/B] ....[/QUOTE] nngg
There we have it, from the mouth of the Official Bro of DD, officially said. Love you man <3 PS: side question: if I put an ecstasy pill in my rectum, would I get the effects stronger and quicker? like an anal repository. (don't answer this question, I'm being dumb as shit on purpose) If you've ever seen the Willy Bum Bum Youtube video, I'd love to get high with my ass.
[QUOTE=loopoo;37050408]There we have it, from the mouth of the Official Bro of DD, officially said. Love you man <3 PS: side question: if I put an ecstasy pill in my rectum, would I get the effects stronger and quicker? like an anal repository. (don't answer this question, I'm being dumb as shit on purpose) If you've ever seen the Willy Bum Bum Youtube video, I'd love to get high with my ass.[/QUOTE] Yes, the bioavalability is much higher because it skips metabolism and goes straight into your blood stream
If a girl shaves she will prob have a bit of prickly. It's very hard to shave completely smooth. The hair there is pretty much like a beard and is quite annoying when it's growing in. Female equivalent of itchy balls syndrome. Suggest she gets a male razor or give her one of yours. Maybe its just in my head but mens razors are meant to shave thick beard hair (which is essentially the same hair as pubes in thickness and coarseness). Female razors are more intended for thin leg hair and shiz. I use a male razor for that reason. As for shows my bf and I are watching the Q episodes of Star Trek at the moment :) Edit: WHY PAGEKING WHY?!
Rhenae, are you a girl? Cause I can assure you lol girls legs aren't thin and shiz, they're just as coarse, or even coarser than guys hair. Same goes with armpit hair. And female razors are designed to give a smooth shave, whether it's your pubes or your legs, but it's a general rule of thumb to wax your vagina rather than shave it, cause shaving it cause it to itch like hell. [editline]2nd August 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=Stormcharger;37050463]Yes, the bioavalability is much higher because it skips metabolism and goes straight into your blood stream[/QUOTE] You're just awesome man, cheers for that. It was intended as a completely farcical question, but props to you for answering it. It'd be absorbed better if it was crushed or something, as it would be hard to absorb most of it in pill form seeing as the human rectum contains nothing to actually mechanically or chemically digest substances.
[QUOTE=loopoo;37050533]Rhenae, are you a girl? Cause I can assure you lol girls legs aren't thin and shiz, they're just as coarse, or even coarser than guys hair. Same goes with armpit hair. And female razors are designed to give a smooth shave, whether it's your pubes or your legs, but it's a general rule of thumb to wax your vagina rather than shave it, cause shaving it cause it to itch like hell.[/QUOTE] rhenae's a girl, bro. also fuck everything about low-end girl razors, but i think it's mostly just price range that matters, not what gender they're for
My sister, who's older than me by a year, grew armpit hair 2 years before me. I remember one morning she stretched, and to my 15 year old mind, I just shouted out "What the fuck?" because back then I thought girls were hairless. Oh how naive I was. Fuck though, that was a traumatic day. I feel bad for my sisters, I'm a guy and I have literally no armpit hair, and I'm 19 lol but I don't have any facial hair either yet which sucks dick (I have facial hair but it's shitty and I can't grow a beard, fucking first world problems). Guy, fuck razors? Do you mind waxing? Cause seriously, waxing must be a bitch. I went and got my blood taken a few days back and the tape they put over the cotton wool (to cover the needle's point of entry) was fucking horrible. Taking it off was like waxing. It hurt like a bitch. How do you do it? Do you trim then wax, or just wax the jungle in it's natural form? Do you tame the beast before killing it? Also, what the fuck is wrong with me today. I'm saying the stupidest shit. I think someone slipped something in my coffee, or maybe I'm just naturally high from all this lack of sleep I've been having lately.
[QUOTE=loopoo;37050533]Rhenae, are you a girl? Cause I can assure you lol girls legs aren't thin and shiz, they're just as coarse, or even coarser than guys hair. Same goes with armpit hair. And female razors are designed to give a smooth shave, whether it's your pubes or your legs, but it's a general rule of thumb to wax your vagina rather than shave it, cause shaving it cause it to itch like hell. [editline]2nd August 2012[/editline] You're just awesome man, cheers for that. It was intended as a completely farcical question, but props to you for answering it. It'd be absorbed better if it was crushed or something, as it would be hard to absorb most of it in pill form seeing as the human rectum contains nothing to actually mechanically or chemically digest substances.[/QUOTE] the proper way to do it is to actually crush up the pill and dissolve it in water and then use like an enema kit to squirt it up there :v: And yea I always answer questions even if they seem like a joke because hey why not I did a uni paper on drugs and have done a lot of research in my own time so I like to pass on the knowledge I have
[QUOTE=loopoo;37050718]My sister, who's older than me by a year, grew armpit hair 2 years before me. I remember one morning she stretched, and to my 15 year old mind, I just shouted out "What the fuck?" because back then I thought girls were hairless. Oh how naive I was. Fuck though, that was a traumatic day. I feel bad for my sisters, I'm a guy and I have literally no armpit hair, and I'm 19 lol but I don't have any facial hair either yet which sucks dick (I have facial hair but it's shitty and I can't grow a beard, fucking first world problems). Guy, fuck razors? Do you mind waxing? Cause seriously, waxing must be a bitch. I went and got my blood taken a few days back and the tape they put over the cotton wool (to cover the needle's point of entry) was fucking horrible. Taking it off was like waxing. It hurt like a bitch. How do you do it? Do you trim then wax, or just wax the jungle in it's natural form? Also, what the fuck is wrong with me today. I'm saying the stupidest shit. I think someone slipped something in my coffee, or maybe I'm just naturally high from all this lack of sleep I've been having lately.[/QUOTE] it's ok i just ate for the first time in a day so i'm zoned out as fuck never tried waxing because of shyness. it's just a bitch to shave your nethers though, seeing as ingrown hairs are so common - especially with a low-end razor.
[QUOTE=loopoo;37050718]My sister, who's older than me by a year, grew armpit hair 2 years before me. I remember one morning she stretched, and to my 15 year old mind, I just shouted out "What the fuck?" because back then I thought girls were hairless. Oh how naive I was. Fuck though, that was a traumatic day. I feel bad for my sisters, I'm a guy and I have literally no armpit hair, and I'm 19 lol but I don't have any facial hair either yet which sucks dick (I have facial hair but it's shitty and I can't grow a beard, fucking first world problems). Guy, fuck razors? Do you mind waxing? Cause seriously, waxing must be a bitch. I went and got my blood taken a few days back and the tape they put over the cotton wool (to cover the needle's point of entry) was fucking horrible. Taking it off was like waxing. It hurt like a bitch. How do you do it? Do you trim then wax, or just wax the jungle in it's natural form? Do you tame the beast before killing it? Also, what the fuck is wrong with me today. I'm saying the stupidest shit. I think someone slipped something in my coffee, or maybe I'm just naturally high from all this lack of sleep I've been having lately.[/QUOTE] My friend she went to beauty school and she needed someone to practice on and so I got a free massage and one of my legs waxed cause I thought it would be funny to only have one leg waxed and when waxing is done properly, like not those pre made wax strips its really not that bad at all.
[QUOTE=Stormcharger;37050757]the proper way to do it is to actually crush up the pill and dissolve it in water and then use like an enema kit to squirt it up there :v: And yea I always answer questions even if they seem like a joke because hey why not I did a uni paper on drugs and have done a lot of research in my own time so I like to pass on the knowledge I have[/QUOTE] Seriously, I'd love to get together with you sometime and have a coffee and just listen to you speak because you'd blow my mind. I laughed at your beautiful description, beautiful and in-depth description of the proper procedure of putting an ecstasy pill inside one's anus. [editline]2nd August 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=Guy Mannly;37050769]it's ok i just ate for the first time in a day so i'm zoned out as fuck never tried waxing because of shyness. it's just a bitch to shave your nethers though, seeing as ingrown hairs are so common - especially with a low-end razor.[/QUOTE] I'm laughing because of the way you said you're shy of waxing haha how does that even work? You don't want to offend your pubes? I'm zoned out too. Also, first time you've eaten all day, late breakfast? [editline]2nd August 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=Stormcharger;37050785]My friend she went to beauty school and she needed someone to practice on and so I got a free massage and one of my legs waxed cause I thought it would be funny to only have one leg waxed and when waxing is done properly, like not those pre made wax strips its really not that bad at all.[/QUOTE] See? You just seem more and more amazing the more you post. Fuck man. <3 Also, I once shaved a strip off my left leg just for the hell of it. The hair took like 8 months to grow back, it's hilarious how terrible my body is at growing hair. My legs are like the perfect hairiness but damn, if I lose a hair it takes forever and a day to grow back. There's a spot on my inner left thigh where I shaved a little strip with my newly bought buzz shaver thing (I just wanted to try it out for some reason). I did that five months ago and the strip is still hairless.
[QUOTE=loopoo;37050793]I'm laughing because of the way you said you're shy of waxing haha how does that even work? You don't want to offend your pubes? I'm zoned out too. Also, first time you've eaten all day, late breakfast?[/QUOTE] lmao, pretty bad at wording things right now it seems. i haven't eaten since two days ago, we haven't really had food in our house and i haven't had time to prepare anything so my friend and i just went out for breakfast. shy because i'm afraid to get it done professionally, people generally say not to do it yourself the first time. .. also why are so many people reading this thread all of a sudden? now i really wish i hadn't said anything about this subject
[QUOTE=loopoo;37050793]Seriously, I'd love to get together with you sometime and have a coffee and just listen to you speak because you'd blow my mind. I laughed at your beautiful description, beautiful and in-depth description of the proper procedure of putting an ecstasy pill inside one's anus. [editline]2nd August 2012[/editline] I'm laughing because of the way you said you're shy of waxing haha how does that even work? You don't want to offend your pubes? I'm zoned out too. Also, first time you've eaten all day, late breakfast? [editline]2nd August 2012[/editline] See? You just seem more and more amazing the more you post. Fuck man. <3 Also, I once shaved a strip off my left leg just for the hell of it. The hair took like 8 months to grow back, it's hilarious how terrible my body is at growing hair. My legs are like the perfect hairiness but damn, if I lose a hair it takes forever and a day to grow back. There's a spot on my inner left thigh where I shaved a little strip with my newly bought buzz shaver thing (I just wanted to try it out for some reason). I did that five months ago and the strip is still hairless.[/QUOTE] Well 8 months is pretty fast to grow it back considering it took you your whole life to grow it in the first place :v:
[QUOTE=loopoo;37049890]Hala ya 7abeby, where are you living right now? I dunno why but I find Arab girls fucking gorgeous. Even with hijab, they're still hot as hell to me. I'm way more attracted to Arab girls than I am to Irish or English or whatever (not all Arab girls are hairy, unibrow sporting apes, there are a tonne of really cute ones). There was this Iraqi girl in my school with the nicest ass ever. [editline]2nd August 2012[/editline] Also, she might be reluctant talking to you cause you're Iraqi, so she might feel like you'll judge her or whatever (what with you both being Arabs and - I take it - Muslim)[/QUOTE] I live in cali. Shes muslim, im an atheist. She doesn't wear any hijab or anything. I just don't think hijab is attractive. I dont wanna offend anyone sorry. And yea alot of arab girls are pretty damn cute xD Hmm maybe. Il try this year. School starts in a week' thanks
Anyone got any experience on dating girls with daddy issues? Other than taking it slow and not letting her get too flirty with other guys is there anything else I should be aware about? I met this girl at a wedding, she's smoking hot, and I absolutely love her personality. She's interested in having a serious relationship but has never had one that lasted before.
Yea they get attached really easily, like too quickly [editline]2nd August 2012[/editline] *in my experience
[QUOTE=Stormcharger;37050356]Only if you dont have the self control to not take the drugs often enough to become addicted. Like I set out rules for myself that I always follow ie for opiates its once every month preferable, once a week maximum, if I break that rule its 2 months no opiates. [editline]2nd August 2012[/editline] lol man your logic is funny about the shrooms or lsd, the deleriant you did fucks with your head way more than those ever will[/QUOTE] you're probably right, but i don't even have a connection to lsd or shrooms at the moment. tbh, i would consider doing them if i got offered some, though.
I keep having relationship questions, but by the time I write them out, I feel like I understand the problem well enough to answer it myself. I should start a diary or something. [editline]2nd August 2012[/editline] I'm the smartest and most handsome dude.
[QUOTE=Stormcharger;37051017]Yea they get attached really easily, like too quickly [editline]2nd August 2012[/editline] *in my experience[/QUOTE] That's true. She was holding on to me and kissing me within minutes of us meeting eachother and it was pretty much like that the whole night.
[QUOTE=Autumn;37047778]uhh, no. that is a huge (incorrect) generalisation to just throw out there. [editline]2nd August 2012[/editline] not all women orgasm *every* time they have sex, but you can't say that "most women don't orgasm at all during sex", that's just incorrect[/QUOTE] some girls are practically impossible to get off
[QUOTE=Maxx;37051006]Anyone got any experience on dating girls with daddy issues? Other than taking it slow and not letting her get too flirty with other guys is there anything else I should be aware about? I met this girl at a wedding, she's smoking hot, and I absolutely love her personality. She's interested in having a serious relationship but has never had one that lasted before.[/QUOTE] Avoid until she grows out of it is my suggestion. Enjoy you evening of wild getting off and move on, you can't undo someones past.
Help... Over the last month my girlfriend has gradually become more emotional. Its been almost 5 weeks and its getting worse. Mood swings etc... she has begun to hate me leaving her side. Blaming me for planning 2 weeks away before we met and I cant do anything without questions and am expected to text 24/7. What should I do? I still like her, but I think the feelings have changed. I just feel terrible. I took her virginity, its her birthday in a few days and I just dont know what I should do. Im gone over her birthday and that makes it worse. I looked at breaking up, but I couldnt bare to break her heart. I just... I dont know what I can do now. Anything will help, please.
What's daddy issues? Like her father beat her or something or she grew up without a dad so she wants to be boned real easy?
[QUOTE=Bread Dog;37052027]Help... Over the last month my girlfriend has gradually become more emotional. Its been almost 5 weeks and its getting worse. Mood swings etc... she has begun to hate me leaving her side. Blaming me for planning 2 weeks away before we met and I cant do anything without questions and am expected to text 24/7. What should I do? I still like her, but I think the feelings have changed. I just feel terrible. I took her virginity, its her birthday in a few days and I just dont know what I should do. Im gone over her birthday and that makes it worse. I looked at breaking up, but I couldnt bare to break her heart. I just... I dont know what I can do now. Anything will help, please.[/QUOTE] Sit down and talk to her about how you feel reasonably and compassionately.
try having a quiet chat about sometimes needing your own personal space
[QUOTE=JohnnyMo1;37052050]Sit down and talk to her about how you feel reasonably and compassionately.[/QUOTE] I want to, I really do. But I dont want to have to face it. I could not live if I broke her heart like this. Im not sure if I was infatuated, but if she loves me I could bare having to do something that would hurt her so much :/ We have talked about it previously. But it leads for arguments that span over 2/3 days atleast and it never seems to end.
[QUOTE=Bread Dog;37052027]Help... Over the last month my girlfriend has gradually become more emotional. Its been almost 5 weeks and its getting worse. Mood swings etc... she has begun to hate me leaving her side. Blaming me for planning 2 weeks away before we met and I cant do anything without questions and am expected to text 24/7. What should I do? I still like her, but I think the feelings have changed. I just feel terrible. I took her virginity, its her birthday in a few days and I just dont know what I should do. Im gone over her birthday and that makes it worse. I looked at breaking up, but I couldnt bare to break her heart. I just... I dont know what I can do now. Anything will help, please.[/QUOTE] Uhhhhhhhh, try talking to her? The first thing you do when you're having problems with her, with her having mood swings and being clingy, and you come ask a bunch of people who don't even know her for help? Maybe she's worried of losing you. Just talk to her man. How long have you been together? The "she's mad at me for planning a 2 week get-away but it's unfair because I planned it before we met" makes it seem like you've only been together a few months. By now you should be able to talk to her confidentially bro. Ask her what's up, if you've done anything to upset her, why she's always easy to change moods. Maybe she's going through a tough time but hasn't told you yet because you haven't picked up on her being stressed or upset. There's like a million different possibilities, and we can't do much to help. You're the only one that can sort it out by actually speaking to her. PS: don't feel guilty for taking her virginity. If she gave it to you, it was just as much her decision as it was yours, so you shouldn't feel bad about. Either way, she'd have given it to someone and her first love wouldn't exactly have lasted her entire lifetime. This virginity stuff overrated.
You have to face those feelings bro, it will be worth it in the end
[QUOTE=Bread Dog;37052087]I want to, I really do. But I dont want to have to face it. I could not live if I broke her heart like this. Im not sure if I was infatuated, but if she loves me I could bare having to do something that would hurt her so much :/ We have talked about it previously. But it leads for arguments that span over 2/3 days atleast and it never seems to end.[/QUOTE] A relationship without good communication is doomed to fail. Man up and talk about your feelings.
[QUOTE=loopoo;37052092]Uhhhhhhhh, try talking to her? The first thing you do when you're having problems with her, with her having mood swings and being clingy, and you come ask a bunch of people who don't even know her for help? Maybe she's worried of losing you. Just talk to her man. How long have you been together? The "she's mad at me for planning a 2 week get-away but it's unfair because I planned it before we met" makes it seem like you've only been together a few months. By now you should be able to talk to her confidentially bro. Ask her what's up, if you've done anything to upset her, why she's always easy to change moods. Maybe she's going through a tough time but hasn't told you yet because you haven't picked up on her being stressed or upset. There's like a million different possibilities, and we can't do much to help. You're the only one that can sort it out by actually speaking to her. PS: don't feel guilty for taking her virginity. If she gave it to you, it was just as much her decision as it was yours, so you shouldn't feel bad about. Either way, she'd have given it to someone and her first love wouldn't exactly have lasted her entire lifetime. This virginity stuff overrated.[/QUOTE] Its been just over 6 months together. Whenever we talk about anything she just cries and I cant get a word in so it turns into a cuddle and we just continue. I have tried to talk a million different times, trust me.
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