i mean really, unless she's a squirter, what did she actually put in there?
just scrape out a bit of juice and stir it in, or have a cheeky rub and hand mix the dough?
[editline]7th August 2012[/editline]
i'm making myself feel sick
[editline]7th August 2012[/editline]
wait wait, she came *on* them?
[QUOTE=Autumn;37112795]i mean really, unless she's a squirter, what did she actually put in there?
just scrape out a bit of juice and stir it in, or have a cheeky rub and hand mix the dough?[/QUOTE]
Forget it, I'm making you all puke.
i was more intrigued than anything. i dunno, i'm struggling to see how that's hot. "here honey, let me expel some of my bodily fluids over these delicious baked goods. better eat them quick"
i mean really, they're actual soggy biscuits.
[editline]7th August 2012[/editline]
did she expel her fluids on them all at once, baking tray on the floor and a liberal spray, or a conveyor belt sort of setup?
[QUOTE=Autumn;37112889]i was more intrigued than anything. i dunno, i'm struggling to see how that's hot. "here honey, let me expel some of my bodily fluids over these delicious baked goods. better eat them quick"
i mean really, they're actual soggy biscuits.
[editline]7th August 2012[/editline]
did she expel her fluids on them all at once, baking tray on the floor and a liberal spray, or a conveyor belt sort of setup?[/QUOTE]
You are making it worse.
[QUOTE=G3rman;37112934]You are making it worse.[/QUOTE]
Let it get worse.
[QUOTE=Chernobyl426;37112961]Let it get worse.[/QUOTE]
You ruined everything.
you're probably just turning him on autumn
[QUOTE=thisispain;37112986]you're probably just turning him on autumn[/QUOTE]
it sure is workin for ME oh babe
I want to just fuck with all of you more.
They are extra thick. Like, twice as thick as the brownies you would find in the store. The texture is crumbly and extremely soft both inside and out from where all of the fluids sunk in. The top melts in my mouth and breaks into little pieces when I bite into it. The brownies have lots of little air pockets in them that make it easier for it to break apart. I bet you would all love to taste.
no you're just kind of grossing me out dude
Great now my grandma and grandpa are in the hospital. I'm at her house watching her cats. At least my lady can calm me down.
[QUOTE=thisispain;37113170]no you're just kind of grossing me out dude[/QUOTE]
That's my goal now.
[QUOTE=Chernobyl426;37113166]I want to just fuck with all of you more.
They are extra thick. Like, twice as thick as the brownies you would find in the store. The texture is crumbly and extremely soft both inside and out from where all of the fluids sunk in. The top melts in my mouth and breaks into little pieces when I bite into it. The brownies have lots of little air pockets in them that make it easier for it to break apart. I bet you would all love to taste.[/QUOTE]
Which fluid are we even meant to imagine the taste of?
[QUOTE=sambooo;37113215]Which fluid are we even meant to imagine the taste of?[/QUOTE]
Gatorade. I poured gatorade into brownies.
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tbh at least 75% of the stories about sex in this thread are just really creepy to read
[QUOTE=Jo The Shmo;37113331][img]http://forums.trinituner.com/upload/data/61/backpedal.gif[/img]
tbh at least 75% of the stories about sex in this thread are just really creepy to read[/QUOTE]
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[I]Chernobyl grew stiff, and nearly detonated, at the thought of his lady love squatting over a brownie tray and blasting her sticky twat goop all over the chocolatey confectioneries.
"YEAH, baby," he moaned into the veiny crook of his elbow. "Fuckin' HOSE those treats with that snizzjuice. Sog 'em up good!"[/I]
[QUOTE=/B/rother;37094246]oh, was it you saying something about 20 orgasms blah blah blah and posted a picture of your gf?[/QUOTE]
Yeah, that's him. That entire conversation was painful to watch.
[QUOTE=Big Dumb American;37113627][I]Chernobyl grew stiff, and nearly detonated, at the thought of his lady love squatting over a brownie tray and blasting her sticky twat goop all over the chocolatey confectioneries.
"YEAH, baby," he moaned into the veiny crook of his elbow. "Fuckin' HOSE those treats with that snizzjuice. Sog 'em up good!"[/I][/QUOTE]
Overexaggeration of dialogue. It's not sticky goop. It's runny goop.
2/10 would not detonate to.
[QUOTE=Chernobyl426;37113693]Overexaggeration of dialogue. It's not sticky goop. It's runny goop.
2/10 would not detonate to.[/QUOTE]
[I]Chernobyl gagged as he choked down yet another lump of filthy vaginal discharge.
"It's like she packed these stinky brownies with old cottage cheese," he sobbed, as he stroked his offended loins and tried to imagine naked celebrities.[/I]
[editline]6th August 2012[/editline]
[I]"This sounded much more attractive in theory," he whimpered.[/I]
Soo, any good way to meet someone who's into bondage?
Or am I just going to have to try to convince a normal person to try it out?
[QUOTE=Big Dumb American;37113764][I]Chernobyl gagged as he choked down yet another lump of filthy vaginal discharge.
"It's like she packed these stinky brownies with old cottage cheese," he sobbed, as he stroked his offended loins and tried to imagine naked celebrities.[/I]
[editline]6th August 2012[/editline]
[I]"This sounded much more attractive in theory," he whimpered.[/I][/QUOTE]
Sweet vaginal discharge. Too much old cottage cheese and sobbing but you are on the right path.
4/10 might detonate to if it is a lonely day.
[I]"My sexual fantasies are offensive to all who know me," Chernobyl admitted.[/I]
[QUOTE=Bloodshot12;37113791]Soo, any good way to meet someone who's into bondage?
Or am I just going to have to try to convince a normal person to try it out?[/QUOTE]
They have bars and sites for that, but there isn't a filter for meeting them in real life.
You just have to ask or try it out.
[QUOTE=Bloodshot12;37113791]Soo, any good way to meet someone who's into bondage?
Or am I just going to have to try to convince a normal person to try it out?[/QUOTE]
Bring it up when you're talking to a girl about sex. There are more girls out there who like bondage than you might think.
[editline]6th August 2012[/editline]
[QUOTE=Big Dumb American;37113814][I]"My sexual fantasies are offensive to all who know me," Chernobyl admitted.[/I][/QUOTE]
There you go.
[QUOTE=Bloodshot12;37113791]Soo, any good way to meet someone who's into bondage?
[/QUOTE]
where do you live? i know san francisco has bondage clubs.
[QUOTE=Autumn;37112889]i was more intrigued than anything. i dunno, i'm struggling to see how that's hot. "here honey, let me expel some of my bodily fluids over these delicious baked goods. better eat them quick"
i mean really, they're actual soggy biscuits.
[editline]7th August 2012[/editline]
did she expel her fluids on them all at once, baking tray on the floor and a liberal spray, or a conveyor belt sort of setup?[/QUOTE]
This isn't something that can be rationalized
OH GOD THE IMAGES
[QUOTE=ice445;37113893]This isn't something that can be rationalized
OH GOD THE IMAGES[/QUOTE]
Maybe I should put up a picture of the brownies for you to see?
oh man those brownies dude
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This whole story is just so unbelievable. It's like the fantasy of some twelve year old kid on the doorstep of puberty, who tries to imagine weird and exciting ways to impress his friends with wild tales about all the crazy action he's getting.
I just can't imagine a world in which a couple exists that finds this sort of thing mutually attractive.
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