rainbow kisses are fine but that's just gross srsly
[QUOTE=Big Dumb American;37113627][I]Chernobyl grew stiff, and nearly detonated, at the thought of his lady love squatting over a brownie tray and blasting her sticky twat goop all over the chocolatey confectioneries.
"YEAH, baby," he moaned into the veiny crook of his elbow. "Fuckin' HOSE those treats with that snizzjuice. Sog 'em up good!"[/I][/QUOTE]
8 august 2012
dear diary
i have now added "twat goop" to my vocabulary
[QUOTE=RenegadeCop;37113991]You would be surprised! There are some strange people out there.[/QUOTE]
Like me!
[QUOTE=thisispain;37114005]rainbow kisses are fine but that's just gross srsly[/QUOTE]
ugh why did i look that up
[editline]7th August 2012[/editline]
[quote]When a girl has her period, a guy eats her out and holds the blood in his mouth, while the girl sucks the guys penis and holds the cum in her mouth. When their mouthes are full they makeout and mix the fluids.[/quote]
posting it here for all to see
Well fuck that. Even I'm not into rainbow kisses.
dirty sanchez then?
"A Dirty Sanchez is a sexual situation where a man is laying some pipe doggy-style, and while in the midst of sex he inserts his finger in the womans starfish and then smears his finger across her upper lip, giving her a thin shit moustache. This is the Dirty Sanchez." So you don't have to search it up.
Not into shit nor urination. (My girlfriend is into being pissed on. I bet you all would love that.)
no not only is that gross, but it would also require a long clean-up procedure.
no its kinky as fuck, you guys are conservative whimps
[QUOTE=CAPSMAN!;37114413]no its kinky as fuck, you guys are conservative whimps[/QUOTE]
Piss and cum are one thing, all you really gotta do is clean up. Shit is an entirely different category.
[QUOTE=CAPSMAN!;37114413]no its kinky as fuck, you guys are conservative whimps[/QUOTE]
r u trying to out sex me bitch i will throw down
[QUOTE=thisispain;37114439]r u trying to out sex me bitch i will throw down[/QUOTE]
Bitch don't make me get serious up in here. I'll bring up some tentacles and mind controlling shit.
[QUOTE=Oicani Gonzales;37114477]rip this thread's quality[/QUOTE]
I made it interesting. The new age is upon us.
[QUOTE=thisispain;37114439]r u trying to out sex me bitch i will throw down[/QUOTE]
im gonna make u wish u never got unbanned
[editline]7th August 2012[/editline]
Preggo DEEP penetration
[editline]7th August 2012[/editline]
your move
except you guys haven't actually done any of that so it doesn't count.
[QUOTE=thisispain;37114519]except you guys haven't actually done any of that so it doesn't count.[/QUOTE]
:( licking asshole? huge srapon?
[QUOTE=thisispain;37114519]except you guys haven't actually done any of that so it doesn't count.[/QUOTE]
Because I am yet to find tentacles.
This thread's title has never been more accurate.
[editline]6th August 2012[/editline]
Or disgusting...
[QUOTE=thisispain;37113875]where do you live? i know san francisco has bondage clubs.[/QUOTE]
Long Island :/
[QUOTE=Bloodshot12;37114630]Long Island :/[/QUOTE]
Good, if you had said you live in San Francisco I would fear for your life.
Let the threadshitting continue.
Pink Sock?
[QUOTE=Jo The Shmo;37114264]ugh why did i look that up
[editline]7th August 2012[/editline]
posting it here for all to see[/QUOTE]
Well that's news for me, I always thought a rainbow kiss was just eating a girl out on her period and nothing more
What ever gets you off, gets you off.
hey my girlfriend made brownies but she pooped in them mmmmm delicious!!!
[QUOTE=Rusty100;37116720]hey my girlfriend made brownies but she pooped in them mmmmm delicious!!![/QUOTE]
Describe the texture, please.
[QUOTE=Rusty100;37116720]hey my girlfriend made brownies but she pooped in them mmmmm delicious!!![/QUOTE]
I bet they tasted like shit.
[sp]Kill me, now.[/sp]
[QUOTE=egghead1991;37082101]Guys lemme ask you guys, how long did it take for you to say "I love you" to your partners?[/QUOTE]
Maybe like a week or two into my relationship i think. He was first to say it though. I still feel the same way, like nothing has change for almost 11months.
[QUOTE=Stonem;37117896]Maybe like a week or two into my relationship i think. He was first to say it though. I still feel the same way, like nothing has change for almost 11months.[/QUOTE]
Urp. Did you know each other previously, or was it literally a week from, "what's your name?" to "I love you"?
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