Sex, Girlfriends and Shit III - General

what's up with every dude in this thread not liking foreplay as much as me

[QUOTE=RenegadeCop;37160898]My girlfriends too short to 69 sadly.[/QUOTE] I thought the same with my gf, but after a few tries the positioning seemed to work out and the height difference stooped being an issue.

[QUOTE=DarkendSky;37161138]what's up with every dude in this thread not liking foreplay as much as me[/QUOTE] I enjoyed foreplay with my ex. No matter how (very) rare it was.

[QUOTE=DarkendSky;37161138]what's up with every dude in this thread not liking foreplay as much as me[/QUOTE] i can't get off without foreplay. i mean without it i'll arrive at the station with due time, but i'll be annoyed.

[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;37160088]Went on a date to see "The Dark Knight Rises" yesterday. We both cried at [sp] the grave scene with Alfred. [/sp][/QUOTE] Going to see it tomorrow (Or today, I suppose) with my girlfriend. And of course, by replying to this, I accidentally read the stuff in spoiler tags... I guess I'll have to see what the context of [I]that[/I] on is...

on a serious note though, my girlfriend's aunt was diagnosed with cancer a while ago. she's not taking the news well, she was closer to her aunt than she was to her mum. i'll do something nice for her. end shameless attention-seeking post

[QUOTE=thisispain;37162655]shameless attention-seeking post[/QUOTE] Been there

[QUOTE=gufu;37161333]I enjoyed foreplay with my ex. No matter how (very) rare it was.[/QUOTE] So, you're like, "let's have sex" and then you immediately pull your wiener out and shub it in?

[QUOTE=RenegadeCop;37160898]My girlfriends too short to 69 sadly.[/QUOTE] then you just need to bend your back a little more. if you're just lying there like a plank of course you won't reach but if you bend slightly at the butt you'll easily make it. i'm a good foot shorter than my ex and we made it work, so you can too

[QUOTE=MightyMax;37160176]why?[/QUOTE] long distance

[QUOTE=Chaotic Lord;37162582]Going to see it tomorrow (Or today, I suppose) with my girlfriend. And of course, by replying to this, I accidentally read the stuff in spoiler tags... I guess I'll have to see what the context of [I]that[/I] on is...[/QUOTE] You didn't get spoiled much, really. EDIT: People rating me disagree, you could've cheered him up instead!

[QUOTE=Seith;37163926]So, you're like, "let's have sex" and then you immediately pull your wiener out and shub it in?[/QUOTE] Shub?

[QUOTE=Seith;37163926]So, you're like, "let's have sex" and then you immediately pull your wiener out and shub it in?[/QUOTE] It was more of her not wanting to even cuddle, almost ever. It's not hard to track the reason of Ex status. And somewhat light PTSD introduced to my life.

A person who doesn't want to cuddle before or after sex is not someone who you might consider relationship material. You did good.

[QUOTE=Behemoth_PT;37174697]A person who doesn't want to cuddle before or after sex is not someone who you might consider relationship material. You did good.[/QUOTE] Except there was no sex. After a year. :v: Hey, who feels like reading gufu's story once again, now with more details™?

[QUOTE=gufu;37175456]Except there was no sex. After a year. :v: Hey, who feels like reading gufu's story once again, now with more details™?[/QUOTE] Well I didn't get to read it the first time, so I would like to :v:

I usually cuddle till I reach a geth-like consensus.

[QUOTE] Now here is story, all about how, my personal life and mental health got twisted, turned upside down, and I am going to take a sit right there are tell you a tale of how much you can fucked up in a relationship, on so many levels it’s almost meta. For the sake of injured and the insane, the name are going to be generic me/she/her x/etc. This is written chronologically, as otherwise my point of view and most of my actions will make even less sense. For anyone with any experience in dating, this will be cringe-worthy to read. So, let’s begin with the fact that it started with me having a crush on a gal from my class, back from 8th grade, mainly because I thought she actually had some interest in me. Anyway, this crush had been held through entirety of High School, with the culmination of me actually asking her out during the senior year. We ended up having a class together, so we could always be in contact during the last semester. Nothing much happened during the semester, except a small exchange of gifts during Christmas/valentines day. Towards the end of the year, while we talked, I found out about the library she volunteered at during the summer. After I graduated (she chose to stay for 5th year due to insufficient requirements/wanting to take extra classes), I met up with her at the library, and after a while we started meeting at her place. After I remembered the way to her place, I started walking there (Hour and a half of walking) every other day. We went to movies/amusement park but in all truth, we both preferred to hang out at her place. The only time she was at my home was during my birthday, and she was not feeling comfortable to be alone (while we were together for 4 months, we didn’t really think of this as a relationship). Anyway, she enjoyed finally having someone around to talk with, and despite what may seem in what I am going to say later, we did grow to be very close. I guess this would be the perfect time to actually talk about her. She is a very small, shy girl, geeky, enjoys reading mangas, playing video games, watching cartoons (and sadly, reality shows). Before we started seeing each other, she had no one else – no friends in or out of school. At most, she would talk to her teachers. At one time she told me that she was jealous of the girls who have had two or three boyfriends through the high school. She “kinda” had a boyfriend, in a way that she had a friend she thought she could have been close with, but he ignored her (urge to say “clever buggah”, rising). Anyway, she also has aspergers and ADD, which was the main reason why I gave her so much benefit of a doubt. She is also very childish – and while I consider myself a manchild, her actions at times were rather frustrating, to the point where she couldn't go against a goddamned warning sign. Well, let’s start with good things first, since it’s been getting harder to remember the good parts. First of all, we both shared a lot of hobbies, so we almost always had something to do or to talk about. Our usual day would consist of a simple schedule: Play some Gamecube, watch a show on TV, eat food while we went through youtube videos, some more Video Games, and a movie to end the day. It was almost a routine, but it certainly made both of our days better. We tell each other about things we didn’t know. Though, mainly in the content of various little facts, and no, not in the way of sexual positions, in case you were wondering. And overall, knowing (at the time) that there was someone out there who cared about you, was interested in the same things, and was always there, has been the happiest part of my life. The largest part of the mistake has been on both of our side’s. A little before my birthday, I showed that I was romantically interested by finally kissing her on the lips instead of on the cheek. Yes, childish (I am cringing here myself, folks), but mind you, I have assumed she didn’t expect me to find her interesting more than just as a friend. Anyway, next week she does something rather terrible. She told me that she loved me when I was leaving her place. It’s hard to say how elated I was. I don’t I have ever been so happy in my life. And that’s around 20 years of things happening, so that’s certainly of note. “But Gufu...”, you ask, “...why did you call this a mistake? Especially if you were so happy?” And here comes the fun part, and I am going to break narrative timeline to bring this to light. She lied. In fact, she never had any feelings for me, and just wanted me as a friend. But she was afraid that she might lose me if she didn’t tell me that she also had romantic interest in me. Maybe she said it because it’s something she would always say to her parents when they would leave. Anyway, now that we know this fact, you can realize one interesting fact – one way or another, you can’t truly and completely hide the fact that you do not love your partner. Whenever you learn about this the next week or next decade, varies. But I have started feeling it around May. Mind you, it was in a way thanks to Maverick, that I have noticed that the fact that the relationship isn’t advancing, it’s either dying or not existing. And in all truth, the relationship didn’t move at all. Yes, we did a lot of things together, yes we openly agreed that we are in a relationship and called each other boyfriend/girlfriend. Intimately, we never truly got close. We had a french kiss A YEAR into the relationship (which was a good sign that this bullshit went on far enough). I frequently wanted to cuddle with her, but she would always say that she didn’t feel like it or that she was tired. In all truth, I have grown used to this denial. For some reason, I never truly called her out on it. Maybe I thought it was because of her aspergers, she just didn’t really enjoy it. Or maybe that she still didn’t trust me yet. The lack of trust constantly drilled at my happiness, self-esteem, and finally into the raw sanity. We never were intimate. When I tried to initiate foreplay, she would always stop me. Goddamn it, it hurts to remember all this. It just makes me want to scream, maybe call her, leave a message on her answering machine about how much of a bitch she is and so on. But first of all, that’s completely idiotic. And on second thought, I still can’t agree with myself whenever this is her fault or not, or at least if I should blame her. Anyway, this all ended right before my second year of college has begun. Another day, she had once again refused to cuddle with me. And then I just broke the fuck down, told her it’s all over. I took all my things, got a ride home, gave her a hug, told her that I feel empty inside, and did not see or hear from her for a week. Then I made another mistake. I thought we could be just friends, so I went to see her next week. I tried to talk, but hey, lo and behold, my feelings got the best of me, and I begged her to let me come back. She said that she just wanted to just be friends (fair enough, but we’ll get back to this). I of course, went angry, called her selfish, and so we “truly” broke up. I had a few days of happiness, in the fact that I was finally right and everything finally was fair to me. And then, cue the beginning of depression. I’m still stuck in it, and it attacks me a few times a day, a year after we broke up. I don’t take any anti-depressants or anything like that, so the random waves got the best of me at one time. Then I stopped showing any signs, even if it bloody well hurts. I've seen a psychologist twice, and all she could tell me, is to get the fuck away. Anyway, you’d expect this to be over, ladies and gentlemen? HAH! We are only 66% through this. Mainly because we ended up in contact through (actually, hand-written) mail, and she forgave me my mistakes. So I made another one, and tried to become friends with her. I saw her for the first time on my birthday, and we spent it together with a movie and a few games of bowling. We still met once in a while. Once three weeks, once two weeks, every other week, every week... my feelings toward her begun to return, so I had to take a break once in a while, for a month or so. Except my feelings just subsided, and they would fully return shortly afterwards. Then I got a job. I realized that I technically had everything going my way – I was in school, I had a job, I was improving my previously somewhat non-existing social life – life was good. I just assumed that the feelings towards her were due to sexual frustration or something, and the moment I find someone else, we could just be friends and nothing more. I got her a Wii for her birthday, since I finally had the dosh, and borrowed some games from a friend. This worked for two weeks, and then I broke down and asked her if we could be intimately close. She refused. I left. I asked her if I could see her again soon and talk about how I feel. She agrees. I told her everything. She said that I should just forget about the past and I should move on. She didn’t care what I felt or what shit I had to go through. She just wanted a friend, not a lover. Yeah. Fuck this. This is well damn beyond any reason. So I called her the fuck out on that. Mind you, since this was at her house, her mother went all Momma Bear on me, and told me to get the fuck out. Mind you, her parents would usually side with me most of the time, as they are nice people, though I’d say the way she currently is, is their fault. I got my friend’s games back to him. Finally, I wrote her an open letter where I went through all this shit. And then basically told her to fuck off, in a nice, well-intentioned way. Since I did not recieve an answer, I assume she got the point. Which is at least halfway good, because I am still suffering through the shit she caused upon me. And a selfish bitch she is, by choice or otherwise. Beware the quiet ones, there is a reason they fucking are. [/QUOTE] Anyway, I am still in goddamned pain. Especially if I think of her or things we did together. Hell, I am not sure if I hate her nowdays or miss her and would do anything to have a chance to be in a relationship with her. My view wildly changes within my head in minutes, if not second. In any way, if one thing she is right about, is that I must forget the past and move on. That includes her. If I don't remember her, then she won't be able to hurt me any more. Oh, and listening to Ocarina of Time music? Instant depression, just add flashbacks to good parts of past relationship. In all truth, I would like to contend with the idea that one does not need a relationship when they lack in social spheres. As much as I would like to make more friends (for all the goddamned uncontrollable quirkiness I have), there is a goddamned hole in my chest, and I feel like I am constantly bleeding. I need someone to get me more stable in this world. As much as friends can do, they can't get me completely on my feet. Either the wound has to cauterize with time or somehow be blocked off. I am not the fan of an idea of rebound relationships, but I feel like I need someone. Not for social status, but to actually have someone out there who would return as much love as I would give them. But whatever, bullshit comes later, getting friends, first. So yeah, enjoy the delicious pasta, while it's being excreted.

your problem is that you're shoving yourself into a hole. you fucking knew she had aspergers, did you think that term is just a fucking internet joke? she had no ability to reciprocate any of your emotions. you should have understood that. forget about her, force her out of your life. you're better off not being in a relationship like that.

[QUOTE=thisispain;37179423]your problem is that you're shoving yourself into a hole. you fucking knew she had aspergers, did you think that term is just a fucking internet joke? she had no ability to reciprocate any of your emotions. you should have understood that. forget about her, force her out of your life. you're better off not being in a relationship like that.[/QUOTE] Just because you have aspergers, doesn't mean you're incapable of expressing or returning emotions... [editline]11th August 2012[/editline] Oh, so my dad, sister, and girlfriend all just [I]pretend[/I]? Well thank you for enlightening me.

[QUOTE] Asperger's syndrome is a developmental disorder that affects a person's ability to socialize and communicate effectively with others. Children with Asperger's syndrome typically exhibit social awkwardness and an all-absorbing interest in specific topics. [/QUOTE] That does not mean they're completely incapable. Only that [I]some[/I] people may have difficulties with that. Everyone is different, so you can't just automatically assume that they're incapable of something.

Doctors of Facepunch; I had this feeling, mostly only last night, but my left testicle became sensitive, kinda more so than usual. I slept it off, no big deal. I wasn't in any sort of bad pain, just felt a slight 'feeling' around that area. I woke up, still felt it kinda, depending on which position I was sitting in. So I sat in my chair, and it would feel odd. So then I started to worry. I looked up on google about it.. I couldn't describe what exactly was happening. I just don't want it to be anything severe. I can ejaculate just fine, it rises and lowers in cold/warm situations... I'm not in a mass amount of pain. What could this be? Also, I took a shower... No bumps.. I could pat it, and sway my hips back and forth without it hurting, or anything.

Could be anything. Have you done any heavy lifting of sorts?

[QUOTE=Seith;37183291]Could be anything. Have you done any heavy lifting of sorts?[/QUOTE] Nah, no injury too my knowledge. I haven't gotten kicked, and the most heavy lifting I do is my regular workout that I've done for awhile.. [QUOTE=Oicani Gonzales;37183334]does it feel like blue balls? a friend of mine got something similar to your situation, and he said it felt like blue balls, and it was something to do with the ducts getting twisted or something[/QUOTE] I'm not sure, it could be. I can still ejaculate just fine, just feels .. I really can't describe the feeling, I wish I could =/

[QUOTE=Yahnich;37183482]go to a doctor i don't get how the fuck people can go on the internet and go like yo my body's being weird and expect us to actually KNOW we are not doctors, we can give it a stab but we CAN'T KNOW[/QUOTE] how do I explain that I need to go to a doctor because my nut doesn't hurt or anything, to my mother? I mean, it's just.. weird for me. I don't think it's anything bad, if it was bad, it'd be hurting every time I moved.

[QUOTE=SatansSin;37183574]how do I explain that I need to go to a doctor because my nut doesn't hurt or anything, to my mother? I mean, it's just.. weird for me. I don't think it's anything bad, if it was bad, it'd be hurting every time I moved.[/QUOTE] Just say it's a sensitive area. That way you don't have to come out and say "My balls are hurting".

I had a problem that may be similar. A "weird feeling" in my balls. Turned out that I had a bilateral inguinal hernia. In other words, the lining of a certain tissue became too thin and developed a hole, causing intestine to be pushed through said hole on occasion and hurt until I laid down. It happened out of the blue sometimes after eating or sports. I had this on both sides. Get a doctor to check you for this (he's gonna jam a finger into your nutsack). I worked at a furniture store lifting sofas and crap. Once it's repaired it doesn't come back given adequate healing time. A not so fun symptom was this "gurgling" sound/deathly feeling when I tensed up when defecating :v:. Laughing would hurt like crazy and standing up was very uncomfortable.

I went to a doctor because I found a painful lump on my testicle and my whole groinal region was very tender. I was in there for about twenty minutes, and the doctor was all, "it's just a swollen blood vessel. Thanks, that'll be $800. Tia!" Anyway, my point is, sometimes it's better to wait things out for a day or so to see if the problem persists, or else you'll be paying for the world's most expensive ball fondle.

[QUOTE=CottonTM;37184342]I had a problem that may be similar. A "weird feeling" in my balls. Turned out that I had a bilateral inguinal hernia. In other words, the lining of a certain tissue became too thin and developed a hole, causing intestine to be pushed through said hole on occasion and hurt until I laid down. It happened out of the blue sometimes after eating or sports. I had this on both sides. Get a doctor to check you for this (he's gonna jam a finger into your nutsack). I worked at a furniture store lifting sofas and crap. Once it's repaired it doesn't come back given adequate healing time. A not so fun symptom was this "gurgling" sound/deathly feeling when I tensed up when defecating :v:. Laughing would hurt like crazy and standing up was very uncomfortable.[/QUOTE] Deeeefinitely not it. It doesn't hurt at all, it's just a feeling. An annoyance, really. [QUOTE=Yahnich;37185221]oh right i forgot not everyone is european and going to the doctor's is a luxury in america[/QUOTE] Well, I'm from Canada.

[QUOTE=SatansSin;37185633]Deeeefinitely not it. It doesn't hurt at all, it's just a feeling. An annoyance, really. Well, I'm from Canada.[/QUOTE] So then you have no reason not to go... Take care of your junk dude...come on.