[QUOTE=Rhenae;37341872]Cut your nails.
Please cut your nails. Even if they don't seem that long, make them shorter :v: Always shorter.
And just lightly rub, the area is very sensitive so it doesn't take much pressure. Best if she is really wet before you try much more than that, and if you can't tell if she is really wet, she isn't :v:
(It's the very edge of the vag that is sensitive btw, there isn't a ton of feeling on the inside so I suggest focusing more on stimulating that area than sticking your fingers in there and finger fucking her)[/QUOTE]
Figured I'd ask you this question: whenever I cut my fingernails, they're always a tiny bit sharp from where the nailcutter cuts the nail. Is that okay or should I maybe just file the nails down a tiny bit after cutting them so they're not so sharp? Just something I always worry about cause I'm scared I'll scratch!
[QUOTE=loopoo;37343008]Figured I'd ask you this question: whenever I cut my fingernails, they're always a tiny bit sharp from where the nailcutter cuts the nail. Is that okay or should I maybe just file the nails down a tiny bit after cutting them so they're not so sharp? Just something I always worry about cause I'm scared I'll scratch![/QUOTE]
File them
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If they are scratchy to you, they're sure as hell scratchy to her.
[QUOTE=loopoo;37343008]Figured I'd ask you this question: whenever I cut my fingernails, they're always a tiny bit sharp from where the nailcutter cuts the nail. Is that okay or should I maybe just file the nails down a tiny bit after cutting them so they're not so sharp? Just something I always worry about cause I'm scared I'll scratch![/QUOTE]
As metallics said, file them. Best to avoid the possibility even if it might not be a problem. Seriously kills the mood when you get a bit of scratchy in there :v:
[QUOTE=metallics;37343045]File them
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If they are scratchy to you, they're sure as hell scratchy to her.[/QUOTE]
Alrighty, thanks for clearing that up :)
So what the fuck, these doctors are going to be sued to hell and back. She doesn't have cancer, it's fucking mono. How the fuck can you be such an incompetent fuck that you confuse MONO for A TERMINAL CANCER?!
The downside to this now is that means I have mono. Not a problem of course, I love her all the same.
When's a proper age to first have sex, guys?
(oh god why am I asking you people this)
[QUOTE=k0mbine;37347166]When's a proper age to first have sex, guys?
(oh god why am I asking you people this)[/QUOTE]
When you are mentally ready to handle the burden of it. You asking clearly means you aren't.
[QUOTE=k0mbine;37347166]When's a proper age to first have sex, guys?
(oh god why am I asking you people this)[/QUOTE]
there isn't one
you'll know when you're (both) ready
[QUOTE=k0mbine;37347166]When's a proper age to first have sex, guys?
(oh god why am I asking you people this)[/QUOTE]
i'd hope you would be 16 at the [b]very[/b] least before losing your virginity. sadly that doesn't usually seem to be the case nowadays.
there isn't a fixed age, though. if you're asking the internet permission to have sex you probably aren't ready.
[QUOTE=Guy Mannly;37347200]i'd hope you would be 16 at the [b]very[/b] least before losing your virginity.[/QUOTE]
why so?
[QUOTE=Autumn;37347235]why so?[/QUOTE]
just an approximation, sort of. middle schoolers tend to do it just to seem cool/mature, it usually isn't until high school and that age range when actual relationships start.
worded it poorly, didn't mean "you have to be exactly 16 before you have sex!"
[QUOTE=MightyMax;37347129]So what the fuck, these doctors are going to be sued to hell and back. She doesn't have cancer, it's fucking mono. How the fuck can you be such an incompetent fuck that you confuse MONO for A TERMINAL CANCER?!
The downside to this now is that means I have mono. Not a problem of course, I love her all the same.[/QUOTE]
uh huh yeah thats likely, doctors mistaking mono for cancer....
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next are you gonna tell us you never proposed to her, you just accidentally thought you did??
[QUOTE=Jo The Shmo;37347372]uh huh yeah thats likely, doctors mistaking mono for cancer....[/QUOTE]
hmm.. someone making one unlikely claim after another about how miserable their life is..
deja vu
man oh man if only my life was as action-packed and dramatic as mightymax's
you know, I didnt believe your girlfriend was dying for a minute, but I could never call you out on something like that
thanks for validating me by posting more and making your lie so transparent!
it's clear that his story's bullshit, but let's not spend the next 3 pages agreeing with each other about it again
planning to move in with my bf this december, still need to talk to my parents about it though.
found out the college i'd be transferring to has cheaper out-of-state tuition than my current college does for residents, so i'm sure my parents won't mind continuing to pay for my education. my only issue now is seeing if i can keep my car, but my mom said a while back that she planned to let me keep it when i move out, so i'm sure things will go smoothly when i talk to her about it.
i've managed to force myself into the mentality that i'm just on a really shitty 4 month long business trip to cope with the distance.
[QUOTE=Yahnich;37347589]why would we, the case is cracked; his reputation is fucked. my job here is done
also, i am seeing my gf in two weeks after not seeing her for two months, gleeeeee[/QUOTE]
Another open and closed case, Sherlock. Nicely done, sir.
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[QUOTE=Guy Mannly;37347673]planning to move in with my bf this december, still need to talk to my parents about it though.
found out the college i'd be transferring to has cheaper out-of-state tuition than my current college does for residents, so i'm sure my parents won't mind continuing to pay for my education. my only issue now is seeing if i can keep my car, but my mom said a while back that she planned to let me keep it when i move out, so i'm sure things will go smoothly when i talk to her about it.
i've managed to force myself into the mentality that i'm just on a really shitty 4 month long business trip to cope with the distance.[/QUOTE]
How long have you two been together? I know you've said it already, but it was a while back and I've forgotten. Plus, sifting through 10+ pages to find it isn't really appealing :p
Are we allowed to talk about anything gay here? Let me start off by saying that I have little experience with relationships. Anyways, I know this one guy who's bisexual, been friends with him for a few months. I realized I had feelings for him, which I kept hidden until one day we were having a conversation and the topic just happened to come up. He then found out I had feelings for him, and was glad I did. However, he's had a girlfriend for maybe almost 2 weeks now? I got him too late, I shouldn't have hidden my feelings about him, but now I'm a bit depressed. I'm also mad at myself for wishing him and his girlfriend would break up because that's selfish of me and I would feel horrible if they did because then I'd want to take advantage of the situation and hook up with him. I talk to him, telling him how I feel and he said that you should really only go for people that you already know and have feelings for, as opposed to going with random guys. Thing is, I only know a few people I have feelings for, some of whom I barely know at all, and it would just be weird to come out of the blue and say "I have a crush on you". That's just creepy. My feelings for the guy with the girlfriend are much higher than those of anyone else anyways. I really don't know what point I'm trying to make here or what questions I'm trying to ask. This seems like a jumbled wall of text to me at the moment, but I just need some help right now.
[QUOTE=loopoo;37347708]How long have you two been together? I know you've said it already, but it was a while back and I've forgotten. Plus, sifting through 10+ pages to find it isn't really appealing :p[/QUOTE]
officially, 6-7 months, but we've been involved since last spring.
we actually started talking about moving in together last winter, but at that point we had never even met in person (not to mention i'm extremely shy irl and wasn't sure how i'd feel living with someone else) so i was cynical about it.
[QUOTE=elevate;37347733]Are we allowed to talk about anything gay here? Let me start off by saying that I have little experience with relationships. Anyways, I know this one guy who's bisexual, been friends with him for a few months. I realized I had feelings for him, which I kept hidden until one day we were having a conversation and the topic just happened to come up. He then found out I had feelings for him, and was glad I did. However, he's had a girlfriend for maybe almost 2 weeks now? I got him too late, I shouldn't have hidden my feelings about him, but now I'm a bit depressed. I'm also mad at myself for wishing him and his girlfriend would break up because that's selfish of me and I would feel horrible if they did because then I'd want to take advantage of the situation and hook up with him. I talk to him, telling him how I feel and he said that you should really only go for people that you already know and have feelings for, as opposed to going with random guys. Thing is, I only know a few people I have feelings for, some of whom I barely know at all, and it would just be weird to come out of the blue and say "I have a crush on you". That's just creepy. My feelings for the guy with the girlfriend are much higher than those of anyone else anyways. I really don't know what point I'm trying to make here or what questions I'm trying to ask. This seems like a jumbled wall of text to me at the moment, but I just need some help right now.[/QUOTE]
Take solace in the fact that you are friends with him.
And Yahnich already said the rest.
[QUOTE=RenegadeCop;37347997]no fagets
But seriously, you shouldn't try to break them up or anything of that sort, let something like that happen on it's own. Also, considering you also like other people (even if it's not as much), perhaps you should try getting closer and maybe even date them? If all else fails, you'll get experience for future dates!
(Oh god, when I got my first girlfriend.. ZERO experience, didn't kiss her for four weeks, broke up a month later because I didn't want to get sexual, although that was a good choice on my part.)
Also a tip to get closer to the other friends you like, hang out with them more! Maybe they'll even develop feelings for you too. Texting them/chatting? Start talking! "Upgrade" the friendship if you know what I mean.
Also, if you only know this friend online and not in real life, but his girlfriend is in real life, chances are he's going to choose the physical people over online people. Sorry if that bursts any bubbles.
Sorry if it isn't much help, I tried my best since you're a good friend of mine. Steam chat me if you want bro.[/QUOTE]
I would never dream of trying to split them up. He's only known the girl for two weeks. He's had other relationships before that ain't last very long either so I have hope that maybe he'll become available soon.
Thanks for the help, both on Steam and on Facepunch.
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[QUOTE=Sunday_Roast;37348032]Take solace in the fact that you are friends with him.
And Yahnich already said the rest.[/QUOTE]
Yea, you're right. He's a great friend, and hell even as a friend, he does really cute stuff for me sometimes.
I feel a bit better now, knowing that my friends and even people I don't know are supporting me. That just feels great and it's something I'm lucky to have.
We went on holidays together, best time of my life. One thing is to see somebody often, one this having that special somebody with you all night and day. It was spectacular and I'm positive that living together would work fine.. to bad that living together is still so far away.
We came back from the seaside two days ago and I already miss sleeping with her and have her around me the whole time. We also had hot sex, pretty fun stuff having an intercourse in a hotel bed, table, couch and all of that room's furniture. Makes it more exotic and new. Once she came while doing it against the wall, and once while on the table. Kind of stuff that makes me proud.
[QUOTE=RenegadeCop;37348145]I wish I had the strength to fuck my girlfriend against a wall.[/QUOTE]
good reason to get in shape then? :v:
[QUOTE=k0mbine;37347166]When's a proper age to first have sex, guys?
(oh god why am I asking you people this)[/QUOTE]
When you and your partner feel ready-- some are at 13, some pass maturity as virgins. I have met some hot and smart girls that are 20 and virgin. Some people think it's better to have sex with the right person who you love etc I say just have sex with whoever you like who wants it. You will gain some experience at pleasuring others and it's always good to make comparisons and decide what you like best.
[QUOTE=RenegadeCop;37348145]I wish I had the strength to fuck my girlfriend against a wall.[/QUOTE]
workout time for you then
[QUOTE=lapsus_;37348105]We went on holidays together, best time of my life. One thing is to see somebody often, one this having that special somebody with you all night and day. It was spectacular and I'm positive that living together would work fine.. to bad that living together is still so far away.
We came back from the seaside two days ago and I already miss sleeping with her and have her around me the whole time. We also had hot sex, pretty fun stuff having an intercourse in a hotel bed, table, couch and all of that room's furniture. Makes it more exotic and new. Once she came while doing it against the wall, and once while on the table. Kind of stuff that makes me proud.[/QUOTE]
table sex is awesome
[QUOTE=RenegadeCop;37348241]So should I start doing pushups before I go to bed or what? Something quick and easy[/QUOTE]
you're unlikely to gain much if you're only willing to do a few pushups before bed...
you're gonna have to dedicate at least a little time if you actually want to achieve something
[QUOTE=RenegadeCop;37348241]So should I start doing pushups before I go to bed or what? Something quick and easy[/QUOTE]
If it's easy it's not going to help much.
Go to a gym.
but i don't think pushups are a bad start
you could try that 100 pushups app, if you have a smartphone. i'm only doing it from the knees at the moment, but i'm over halfway to 100 continual ones. and that's easy and doesn't take very long
but you're not gonna change much if that's *all* you're doing
[QUOTE=RenegadeCop;37348241]So should I start doing pushups before I go to bed or what? Something quick and easy[/QUOTE]
you won't get anywhere if you want working out to be quick and easy
head on over to the witness the fitness board and lurk for a bit
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