[QUOTE=gufu;37412203]The BDA's situation does make me wonder, in regards to people like his ex, what does happen to them at the end of it all?[/QUOTE]
Their carbon is reabsorbed by the sun as it expands to swallow our planet, same as the rest of us.
[editline]26th August 2012[/editline]
Wait, did you mean on a grand timeline?
Well, while they are still alive, at least.
Grander?
Our elements, thus vomited out by our sun, dead billions of years, are absorbed into new nebulae, which eventually condense into new stars, which eventually spit out elements for new planets, and the whole cycle repeats for another trillion trillion years until the gravitational web of the universe collapses back into itself, forcing [I]everything[/I] back into a near-microscopic singularity.
So, in the long-term, I suppose we all end up with the people we want to. And the people we don't. And everything else, for that matter.
[QUOTE=Big Dumb American;37412219]Their carbon is reabsorbed by the sun as it expands to swallow our planet, same as the rest of us.
[editline]26th August 2012[/editline]
Wait, did you mean on a grand timeline?[/QUOTE]
trying too hard, you used to be funnier.
Cut me some slack, I'm in an emotional pit!
[editline]26th August 2012[/editline]
That was a joke. Any funnier?
[QUOTE=Dark RaveN;37412236]trying too hard, you used to be funnier.[/QUOTE]
i agree, cut it with the easy stuff bda. we've grown to expect a certain level of quality that frankly you've failed to meet the past few weeks. we need witty social commentary and nuanced political references, not cheap astrological garbage
Everyone's a critic.
[QUOTE=Dark RaveN;37412236]trying too hard, you used to be funnier.[/QUOTE]
agreed BDA you USED to be my fav fper but now i just don't no anymore
i no longer maintain an average of four chuckles per bda post it is now down to roughly 2.5 this upsets me and if it continues i may have to add him to my ignore list unfortunately
nothing personal but a laugh quota is a laugh quota
15 Minutes of Shame: The BDA Story.
It really sucks it happened that way and you weren't even given a chance to work things out BDA. But then again, would you really want to work things out with someone who responded like that?
Nope. I'd never go back, not after bein' treated like that. I don't know how anybody could!
[QUOTE=Big Dumb American;37412577]Nope. I'd never go back, not after bein' treated like that. I don't know how anybody could![/QUOTE]
Well, I used to think that I'd have preferred some conversation with my ex when she did... basically the same thing, but after seeing the result of that, I think I'll stick with my version. 5 days of silence, and then I get told everything I ever did wrong and she's gone forever, never to be seen again.
And no, I don't want to go back to that either. She has issues, your ex has issues. Similar issues from the looks of it. They simply have to get fixed if they ever want to be happy with someone.
I just hope you recover faster than I did. Took me 7 months, from the day I got dumped to the 1 year anniversary of meeting her. I tried one last time then to contact her because I still needed closure. The arrangements I made absolutely and completely failed. Failed so hard that I think it made me see how utterly foolish I was being. I knew full well she wouldn't respond when I started that damned idea.
Take care, BDA. I'd have a drink with you any day of the week.
Sorry to hear that you went through a rough breakup, bud! I appreciate the concern, but I'll be okay. Like I said, I'll mope around for a bit, but I'll get over it in proper fashion. Despite how hard this relationship faceplanted, I'm still romantically optimistic. I'll find some other lady and try again. What I find more depressing than the way this relationship failed is how long I was single before it started. Makes me wonder how long it'll be before I find another lady I'm interested in.
I'm going to make a greater effort to meet new people. I'll spend more time at the coffee shop, and I'm in two clubs at school this semester. That'll help out, I think
Hey guys. This is a post for advice. To briefly say things, my friend recently got into what seems like a serious relationship. They are an extremely happy couple and they're fucking each other quite alot and all the lovey dovey things in school. Thing is my friend and I really don't talk about relationships much but today he confessed and pleaded for help from me. His girlfriend told him she really adores giving and receiving oral from her mate and wants to do it more often. He loves getting given oral but not serving her. Of course, my friend has never tried oral sex on a girl. He never did it since he thought it was disgusting in taste and smell and heard it was a hard thing to do. He asked whether he should. He wants to know whether woman juice is horrible or not and how to cope with taste. He told me he knows for a fact that he should frantically rub her clit whilst munching the pussy. He asked me how to eat it and I told him I don't know. Since I'm his friend, I want to kinda try and help. Advice would be glad.
BDA, just be careful. I'm not saying this [I]will[/I] happen, but chances are she's going to realize how ridiculous she was to you and try to start talking to you again. You probably already know this, but DO NOT ever talk to her again. From experience, letting her into your life in even the most superficial way after a bad breakup like that can ruin your mental state really bad. Especially since she seems like she may be one of those people that really pulls at your emotions.
No matter how much she seems to have changed or how much you want to see her again. Remember all the shit she did to you and remember this: people don't change.
[QUOTE=Deathhunter;37413080]Hey guys. This is a post for advice. To briefly say things, my friend recently got into what seems like a serious relationship. They are an extremely happy couple and they're fucking each other quite alot and all the lovey dovey things in school. Thing is my friend and I really don't talk about relationships much but today he confessed and pleaded for help from me. His girlfriend told him she really adores giving and receiving oral from her mate and wants to do it more often. He loves getting given oral but not serving her. Of course, my friend has never tried oral sex on a girl. He never did it since he thought it was disgusting in taste and smell and heard it was a hard thing to do. He asked whether he should. He wants to know whether woman juice is horrible or not and how to cope with taste. He told me he knows for a fact that he should frantically rub her clit whilst munching the pussy. He asked me how to eat it and I told him I don't know. Since I'm his friend, I want to kinda try and help. Advice would be glad.[/QUOTE]
That's really something that he needs to figure out on his own. Like kissing or having sex for the first time it's not something that you can learn by reading about it on the internet or listening to advice. You actually need to do it. And if they're a really happy couple, what the fuck is his deal? You'd think they would be open enough with one another for him to be like "I've never done this before and I'm not really sure what to do but here goes."
[quote=Deathhunter;37413080] He loves getting given oral but not serving her[/quote]
How does he not like giving it if he's never done it before?
[QUOTE=kidwithsword;37413193]BDA, just be careful. I'm not saying this [I]will[/I] happen, but chances are she's going to realize how ridiculous she was to you and try to start talking to you again. You probably already know this, but DO NOT ever talk to her again. From experience, letting her into your life in even the most superficial way after a bad breakup like that can ruin your mental state really bad. Especially since she seems like she may be one of those people that really pulls at your emotions.
No matter how much she seems to have changed or how much you want to see her again. Remember all the shit she did to you and remember this: people don't change.
[/QUOTE]
That seems oddly specific, just caus a thing happened to you once doesn't make it a universally applicable thing to everybody.
[QUOTE=Deathhunter;37413080]He wants to know whether woman juice is horrible or not and how to cope with taste.[/QUOTE]
well, *he* should know that "woman juice" doesn't taste like one singular thing. if someone's squeaky clean and dedicated to hygiene, it probably won't really taste like anything.
if someone's a bit more, uh lackadaisical about hygiene, it might taste a little less pleasant, unless you're, i mean *he*, is into that sorta thing
[QUOTE=thisispain;37413384]well, *he* should know that "woman juice" doesn't taste like one singular thing. if someone's squeaky clean and dedicated to hygiene, it probably won't really taste like anything.
if someone's a bit more, uh lackadaisical about hygiene, it might taste a little less pleasant, unless you're, i mean *he*, is into that sorta thing[/QUOTE]
If your girl is clean, she should taste like apple pie. Tart (in a good way) and with a great taste. If she isn't clean, well... That's where the fish stereotype comes in. Clean = Apple Pie, Unclean = Fish Pie.
You should know straight off the bat! :v:
what you are tasting are pheromones. if the pheromones are compatible with you then you'll like the scent because scent is a strong part of taste.
[QUOTE=BusterBluth;37408564]What ever happen, to you and her?[/QUOTE]
We had a great two year relationship, I was devoted to her. She always had problems expressing herself, emotionally and physically. Religion played a big part in her life, got in the way a lot. Her family too, quite radical in their religion, so she was always feeling guilty about the smallest things we did. Family friends in school kept her on edge all the time, as she was mortified of being found out and having her mum and dad knowing. In the end, she decided it wasn't for her. She left me two weeks into summer. Right when everything was going to get better. We'd spent the better part of our two years fighting a constant battle against fate and the situations we were put in, we finally had college to look forward to, a little bit more freedom. But she bailed at the last minute.
Ah well. I can't blame her. A lot of her situations couldn't be helped due to her family / friends / religious upbringing. In the entirety of our relationship, I perhaps went out of school with her 18 times. 18 times in two years. And even then, the outings were always tense on her part, as she was paranoid of being seen with me. Took her to Wagamama for her birthday and she insisted on sitting facing the door, we barely had a conversation as she was looking at the door the whole time... She was a great person though, but I think she originally wanted me as a friend, and didn't want to love me, but I guess love just happened.
BDA, I'll fly over to you and we can beat her kneecaps in.
What a bitch.
i've only heard about girls smelling like fish, but i have never experienced it myself.
[QUOTE=Yahnich;37413720]my gf tastes like water, if she was sprayed with water down there it'd be exactly the same thing
also i have NEVER had any girl that smelled like fish
seriously what the hell[/QUOTE]
Girls who have bacterial imbalances can taste like fish, and generally unclean girls taste like fish. The girls with bacterial imbalance can't really be blamed, as it's quite easy to fuck things up down there, but a trip to the gyno should sort them out. Unclean girls though, yuck.
My ex tasted like sweet apple, so good.
[QUOTE=Deathhunter;37413080]Hey guys. This is a post for advice. To briefly say things, my friend recently got into what seems like a serious relationship. They are an extremely happy couple and they're fucking each other quite alot and all the lovey dovey things in school. Thing is my friend and I really don't talk about relationships much but today he confessed and pleaded for help from me. His girlfriend told him she really adores giving and receiving oral from her mate and wants to do it more often. He loves getting given oral but not serving her. Of course, my friend has never tried oral sex on a girl. He never did it since he thought it was disgusting in taste and smell and heard it was a hard thing to do. He asked whether he should. He wants to know whether woman juice is horrible or not and how to cope with taste. He told me he knows for a fact that he should frantically rub her clit whilst munching the pussy. He asked me how to eat it and I told him I don't know. Since I'm his friend, I want to kinda try and help. Advice would be glad.[/QUOTE]
Well simply put he should know not to expect to get oral if he doesn't plan to give. That's just plain unfair. Inform him that dick also isn't the most pleasant thing in the world unless it's just out of a thorough cleaning.
Either he can suck it up and try it, it probably won't be as bad as he expects, or just deal with no oral sex.
Besides he should just be able to tell her he hasn't done it before and try, and she can tell him if something does or does not work.
Also as for frantically rubbing her clit, tell him to be careful. That spot is very sensitive. if you just throw your fingers at it and flail frantically it will probably be uncomfortable for her. It isn't necissary to get your fingers on her clit during oral either really, unless he is trying to get her to orgasm, which seems a slightly high goal for your first time ever :v:
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Fishy smell is from yeast infections, which a lot of girls have and dont even know. (despite the smell, they assume it is just going to smell that way inevitably).
Taste will vary but if he is close enough to her he can always ask her to clean up in there a bit next time she showers. It helps, lots of stuff just stays up there if you don't clean it out and can contribute to smell for sure.
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That's how I feel right at this second. Just like that.
[editline]26th August 2012[/editline]
Thanks for all the advice on vaginal hygiene, though! Always important, maintaining a clean sex organ. :]
How is that even possible, I don't understand? Like, I'm looking at my crotchal region, and trying to imagine some configuration in which my head would end up down there, but it just doesn't add up.
[editline]26th August 2012[/editline]
Unless you're talking about somebody else's dick, in which case: "oh."
autofellatio LOL
talking about vagina taste is weird and gross
[editline]26th August 2012[/editline]
[QUOTE=RenegadeCop;37414492]I was actually able to get my mouth over to my dick, not the entire thing, just the head! But I only managed a single lick because it was really uncomfortable, absolutely killed my neck.[/QUOTE]
nevermind this is
Well, since we're on the subject of most awkward / embarrassing sexual moments, I'll chip in myself. My girlfriend once told me my spunk was really salty, and I was in disbelief. So I dipped my finger in it and tasted it. I fucking regretted it the second after I'd done it. To make matters worse, I recently watched a porno in which the actor did what I did, and the director beat the shit out of him (verbally). The shame. I can't believe I thought that was a good idea. Thankfully, my girlfriend made nothing of it.
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