Sex, Girlfriends and Shit III - General

[QUOTE=1chains1;34671223]Call in saying you are her dad and she has a stomach virus. Her mom will drive her up to the school and drop her off then leave. You pick her up and drive off at some point where no one will see her. Drop her off before school lets out and she walks to the spot where her mom picks her up. She will not check the absence thing since she dropped her off at the school and if she is never absent then she wont have to make up hours and so no notification will be given to her mom.[/QUOTE] If only it was that simple! She drives to school, so that takes out the portion of the mom knowing whether she's there or not. However, each teacher records attendance and it shows up online saying how many absences she has for each period rather than the day as a whole.

[QUOTE=Juice_Layer;34671257]If only it was that simple! She drives to school, so that takes out the portion of the mom knowing whether she's there or not. However, each teacher records attendance and it shows up online saying how many absences she has for each period rather than the day as a whole.[/QUOTE] But why would her mom check everyday? And if her mom does, then she should pretend like she is not feeling good enough to drive but wants to go to school so she doesnt miss any work. Her mom will drive her to school then do the steps I said above. That or take her out on the weekend to do something then back to your house?

So if she had like an average of 5 absences per class, it would bump up to 6 almost immediately. Honestly, my mom used to check my grades all the time last year and it had the absences listed. I used to skip school to have sex with my girlfriend all the time and it'd grow from like 3 to 15 absences in one quarter. Don't know how I lucked out there. [editline]12th February 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=1chains1;34671278]But why would her mom check everyday? And if her mom does, then she should pretend like she is not feeling good enough to drive but wants to go to school so she doesnt miss any work. Her mom will drive her to school then do the steps I said above. That or take her out on the weekend to do something then back to your house?[/QUOTE] Her mom checks because her sister is a grade ahead and has a track record for skipping class. Anyways, I guess I'm just going to have to wait for a miracle weekend where neither of us work, are both available to hang out and both of my parents are out of the house haha. It's gonna be next to impossible. My dad is always home on weekends.

[QUOTE=Juice_Layer;34671292]So if she had like an average of 5 absences per class, it would bump up to 6 almost immediately. Honestly, my mom used to check my grades all the time last year and it had the absences listed. I used to skip school to have sex with my girlfriend all the time and it'd grow from like 3 to 15 absences in one quarter. Don't know how I lucked out there. [editline]12th February 2012[/editline] Her mom checks because her sister is a grade ahead and has a track record for skipping class. Anyways, I guess I'm just going to have to wait for a miracle weekend where neither of us work, are both available to hang out and both of my parents are out of the house haha. It's gonna be next to impossible. My dad is always home on weekends.[/QUOTE] Well if you want it bad enough there is always a way. If youre crazy enough you can cut off their internet depending on what kind they have, no internet, no way to check absences.

Steak dinner for one on the 14th, looking forward to it.

[QUOTE=Juice_Layer;34671257]If only it was that simple! She drives to school, so that takes out the portion of the mom knowing whether she's there or not. However, each teacher records attendance and it shows up online saying how many absences she has for each period rather than the day as a whole.[/QUOTE] Why can't you meet her in the evenings or the weekend?

Jesus, I know when I was in high school all I could think about was sex (and still do) but I didn't skip school for it. Can't you meet in the woods at night and fuck like normal kids? That'd make it a whole lot easier. I'd have my lady friend over and tell my mom we were going for a walk, which wasn't a total lie. We'd bring a blanket, walk into the woods, find a nice spot and bang. Easy.

[QUOTE=Coridan;34671560]Jesus, I know when I was in high school all I could think about was sex (and still do) but I didn't skip school for it. C[B]an't you meet in the woods at night and fuck like normal kids? That'd make it a whole lot easier. [/B] I'd have my lady friend over and tell my mom we were going for a walk, which wasn't a total lie. We'd bring a blanket, walk into the woods, find a nice spot and bang. Easy.[/QUOTE] "hey lets go into the dark woods and get naked." Yea that is a great idea. If youre going to do something uncomfortable like that, at least do it in the car. It won't be as creepy, exposed or dirty as in the woods.

You sound desperate hire a cheap hotel room. Lol checking attendancy online sounds like a fucking labour camp

Well a while ago I asked for some help on a little girlfriend situation, and to whoever told me to go for it fuck you! The bitch drugged me with what smelled like cat piss when we were hanging out at her place. When I came to I found my self in a frigid room on a bed of straw or some shit tied up, blind folded, and gagged. There was creepy ass shit growling music in the back ground and the room smelt of honey and piss. I couldn't figure out where I was and I was yelling at her to let me go, then she was fucking scratching my chest with her hairy fists! I was able to free my arms and pull off the blind fold then realized I was in a goddamned cave, and guess fucking what else, She was a bear

[QUOTE=DesolateGrun;34672157]Well a while ago I asked for some help on a little girlfriend situation, and to whoever told me to go for it fuck you! The bitch drugged me with what smelled like cat piss when we were hanging out at her place. When I came to I found my self in a frigid room on a bed of straw or some shit tied up, blind folded, and gagged. There was creepy ass shit growling music in the back ground and the room smelt of honey and piss. I couldn't figure out where I was and I was yelling at her to let me go, then she was fucking scratching my chest with her hairy fists! I was able to free my arms and pull off the blind fold then realized I was in a goddamned cave, and guess fucking what else, She was a bear[/QUOTE] Cool

[QUOTE=1chains1;34671616]"hey lets go into the dark woods and get naked." Yea that is a great idea. If youre going to do something uncomfortable like that, at least do it in the car. It won't be as creepy, exposed or dirty as in the woods.[/QUOTE] Had a bad car experience with my ex. Plus my new car has 0 space to fuck around in (literally). My other one was at least an SUV.

[QUOTE=Juice_Layer;34672849]Had a bad car experience with my ex. Plus my new car has 0 space to fuck around in (literally). My other one was at least an SUV.[/QUOTE] Use her car? Use a friend's couch? Tell your dad that you need the house to yourself for a few hours saturday? I am pretty sure he is a dude and would want you to get laid and would be fine with going out and doing something.

[QUOTE=1chains1;34671616]"hey lets go into the dark woods and get naked." Yea that is a great idea. If youre going to do something uncomfortable like that, at least do it in the car. It won't be as creepy, exposed or dirty as in the woods.[/QUOTE] It wasn't uncomfortable at all. We thought it was fun! We didn't always go at night either... but night adds a little excitement to it. The very first time we did it, I didn't know what to do with the condom so I hung it on a tree branch... then it became a tradition. We started running out of branches eventually. Then I got my own place and it wasn't a problem anymore. I wonder if anyone has seen the "condom tree" yet.

[QUOTE=Coridan;34673979]It wasn't uncomfortable at all. We thought it was fun! We didn't always go at night either... but night adds a little excitement to it. The very first time we did it, I didn't know what to do with the condom so I hung it on a tree branch... then it became a tradition. We started running out of branches eventually. Then I got my own place and it wasn't a problem anymore. I wonder if anyone has seen the "condom tree" yet.[/QUOTE] Good job littering and killing hundreds of animals with your jizz covered plastic.

You guise post some funny shit in this thread :)

[QUOTE=1chains1;34674188]Good job littering and killing hundreds of animals with your jizz covered plastic.[/QUOTE] Better then them getting dumped into the ocean off of a garbage barge and some poor baby sea turtle getting his head stuck in it.

[QUOTE=Coridan;34678088]Better then them getting dumped into the ocean off of a garbage barge and some poor baby sea turtle getting his head stuck in it.[/QUOTE] Same shit, different story.

Maybe this thread should be named "Sex, girlfriends and how using condoms ruins the planet".

[QUOTE=Juice_Layer;34671159]So I'm a freshman in college and there's this high school girl who I'm trying to get with who so SO evidently is dtf with me. However, I can't find a good time to get together. I can be home pretty much whenever, but there's an online feature in the school district that lets parents check absences and the like so she can't skip a day without her mom being able to see. It blows hard. Plus, at least one of my parents are ALWAYS home in the evenings. It really sucks. Can't think of any way to get around it.[/QUOTE] Do it after school before you get home in a foreclosed home realtors usually depower the security systems (or the service expires) so break in, bring a couple sheets and some pillows. Might have a dank smell though.

Tomorrow is single people awareness day. What are you guys going to do tomorrow?

[QUOTE=overpain;34683506]Tomorrow is single people awareness day. What are you guys going to do tomorrow?[/QUOTE] Steak dinner for one after filming a follow-up to the "free hugs" (Filming with [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pbHmupg-4M]j1j8[/url] who did one of the first on-youtube free-hugs events) [url=http://www.freehugscampaign.org/]campaign[/url], university. And then proceed to watch several of the SAW films. With plenty of drink.

I am going to walk through the city with guitar singing no wo man no cry :-D

i'm going to work. yaaaay

[QUOTE=Autumn;34684936]i'm going to work. yaaaay[/QUOTE] is this sex related? [editline]13th February 2012[/editline] :I

I'm talking to 3 different girls, I feel like a whore.

[QUOTE=JohanGS;34685164]is this sex related? [editline]13th February 2012[/editline] :I[/QUOTE] For some people.

[QUOTE=trotskygrad;34680554]Do it after school before you get home in a foreclosed home realtors usually depower the security systems (or the service expires) so break in, bring a couple sheets and some pillows. Might have a dank smell though.[/QUOTE] I get out at 11:45 and she gets out at 3:40.. Times don't exactly correlate. Waiting for a student holiday I guess.

For valentine's day I am going to the pub to participate in Valentine's day pub trivia Yeaaahhhhhhh!

[QUOTE=Juice_Layer;34685206]I'm talking to 3 different girls, I feel like a whore.[/QUOTE] Never put your eggs in one basket. Talking to other people makes it seem like you have plenty of friend girls so the girl you like feels more comfortable around you and has a sense of competition with the other girls. It also makes you seem like a sociable guy who can do his own thing and girls dig that.