Sex, Girlfriends and Shit III - General

[QUOTE=Behemoth_PT;37531118]long wall of words[/QUOTE] just move on and be only a friend to her from what it sounds like, she has no intention of stopping what she's doing

i don't entirely understand what your question is. are you asking if you should stop being friends with this girl because she doesn't want to take things further with you?

[QUOTE=Guy Mannly;37531202]gotta put towels down beforehand[/QUOTE] I personally couldn't ever get myself to try and pleasure a girl whilst she's bleeding out on my bed like that. Even with towels, I couldn't help but feel nauseous at the blood, and I assume it gets sticky on your hands. I did it once, and I felt quite sick. She laughed because of the way I was holding my hand so far away from my body after she'd finished (subconsciously, I wasn't doing it on purpose. I had this plastered on smile on my face and - because she knew me so well - she said "Go on, go wash your hands", so it was all good). I also have this big thing with my hands where I have to wash them the minute they feel dirty, if not, I just feel really uncomfortable. I won't touch food (unless I have a knife and fork) without first washing my hands. Just that feeling of blood drying on my hands, it's really strange. I feel like holding my knees up against my chest and rocking back and forth. I personally prefer the "hug and massage" approach when a girl is on her period. Just sit her beside me, watch something nice on tv, I usually make her a hot chocolate and go to the shops to buy her some sweets.

but massaging doesn't get rid of her menstrual cramps, now does it

[QUOTE=Guy Mannly;37531674]but massaging doesn't get rid of her menstrual cramps, now does it[/QUOTE] Nothing a good dose of paracetamol won't fix, coupled with a warm, cozy apartment and a loving partner, no? :v: And sweets, can't forget the sweets.

I started talking to a girl I met at a party a few months ago again. She kinda led me on back then but we became friends for a little bit before life took us apart. Wellll, fast forward to two weeks ago and she starts texting me again. I ask her why and she goes on about how she was wrong to do that and she really liked me. Ring a ding ding, scoreee. So we decided to go out a few times and what d'you know, we're dating. I'm a lucky man, she is something else. Petite and blonde, a dancer and now apparently a model. I suppose something good was waiting for me after trudging through a year of relationships that failed catastrophically.

[QUOTE=Behemoth_PT;37524336]Yes they have. But there's something called introspection that works charms too.[/QUOTE] This can be a really dangerous path, you'd have to introspect with moderation, and take all your conclusions with a grain of salt. I've known people who introspected and it destroyed them.

[QUOTE=nacamaJdetsaW;37532256]This can be a really dangerous path, you'd have to introspect with moderation, and take all your conclusions with a grain of salt. I've known people who introspected and it destroyed them.[/QUOTE] aka all men/women are jerks

The obvious way to fix menstrual cramps is to bloody your dick and go in clean. If you are lucky she won't have any for about another 3/4 of a year

[QUOTE=Yahnich;37535098]TWO MORE DAYS FUCK I CAN BARELY CONTAIN MYSELFFFFFFF [editline]4th September 2012[/editline] i'm sorry for venting this here but this is the only place where i can without people yelling at me[/QUOTE] WHY ARE YOU TELLING US, NO ONE CARES. GO VENT SOMEPLACE ELSE. /sarcasm PS: I care Yahnich. I always care. Two more days till you and your girlfriend get to be with each other, right?

Of course I'm flirting with you. I'm also an above-average sexual partner btw. Just putting that on the table. Hope you guys have a great time when she visits (or when you visit or whatever the plan is). You make me feel lonely.

This might not be the best thread to ask this, but nevertheless I'll just ask. How can I effectivly gain weight? I am so fucking thin, it is not even funny. I tend to eat a lot and do some sports, nevertheless I weight less.

Oh, I got a predicament. I'm heading back to college in like 2 months (i'm joining late cause of a few medical problems I gotta sort out) and my ex's little sister will be joining the year below me. This means I'm most likely going to bump into my ex. The ex that I still have crazy-strong feelings for. It's going to suck when I see her. I texted her a few days ago, and I guessed she wouldn't reply. I was right. She's ignored me. Bah. To make matters worse, me and her sister are good friends. I sort of stopped talking to her sister though, as I felt there was no point, seeing as she's much younger than me (hangs out in a different crowd) and also the fact that I wouldn't really see her much in day-to-day life. So this is a bit awkward. [editline]4th September 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=junker|154;37535350]This might not be the best thread to ask this, but nevertheless I'll just ask. How can I effectivly gain weight? I am so fucking thin, it is not even funny. I tend to eat a lot and do some sports, nevertheless I weight less.[/QUOTE] Go to the Witness The Fitness subforum, they'll be able to help you out. Are you a guy? Also, people who generally tend to say "I eat a lot" almost never actually eat as much as they think. Count your calories (by rigorously keeping check of what you eat, on a normal day) and see how many calories it is. I'll be damned if it's 2,500 (which is the RDA for men), it'll most likely be much lower. Add on to this the fact you do sports, which means you're burning more calories than the average person, and you've got the answer for why you're thin. Just a bit of advice: your goal shouldn't be to just "gain weight" (which implies you just want to eat and put on fat). You should gain that weight by perhaps going to the gym, and gaining weight by bulking up with some muscle. You'll look better in the end (not stick thin, you'll be well proportioned), and the weight will come from a healthy source (muscle, not fat). Just my two cents. Witness The Fitness will be able to help more, but a lot of them are quite assholish (but they mean good!), so don't let that put you off their advice, because they know their stuff.

I know you all don't like JaegarMonster, but that insane Australian knows a lot about bodybuilding and general fitness. His nutritional information is questionable but at least he won't tell you to do dumb shit like eat pizza to magically bulk up for getting swole. Just don't do creatine, that is dumb. [editline]4th September 2012[/editline] That sticky in Witness the Fitness is generally pretty helpful, read that.

Also, if you [I]do[/I] end up going to the Witness The Fitness forum, they will be telling you to go to the gym. So if you truly want to change your physique and gain weight, you'll want to take their advice and just do it. At the end of the day, the real test of seeing if you really do want to change is actually making the effort to change (which a lot of people don't do). I'm one of those people :v:

[QUOTE=loopoo;37535361] Go to the Witness The Fitness subforum, they'll be able to help you out. Are you a guy? Also, people who generally tend to say "I eat a lot" almost never actually eat as much as they think. Count your calories (by rigorously keeping check of what you eat, on a normal day) and see how many calories it is. I'll be damned if it's 2,500 (which is the RDA for men), it'll most likely be much lower. Add on to this the fact you do sports, which means you're burning more calories than the average person, and you've got the answer for why you're thin. Just a bit of advice: your goal shouldn't be to just "gain weight" (which implies you just want to eat and put on fat). You should gain that weight by perhaps going to the gym, and gaining weight by bulking up with some muscle. You'll look better in the end (not stick thin, you'll be well proportioned), and the weight will come from a healthy source (muscle, not fat). Just my two cents. Witness The Fitness will be able to help more, but a lot of them are quite assholish (but they mean good!), so don't let that put you off their advice, because they know their stuff.[/QUOTE] Thank you good sir, indeed I am a guy. I just want to gain some weight, I did more sports back in the day but I regularly bike in mountains. Unfortunately you might be right about eating less than I think. It is just that I eat very irregular, there are days in which I do not eat much and other days where I eat so much.

[QUOTE=Guy Mannly;37531320]i don't entirely understand what your question is. are you asking if you should stop being friends with this girl because she doesn't want to take things further with you?[/QUOTE] Stopping friendship? No. I like being with her and going out, making all kinds of programs. I just don't know if it'll be worth it if I ask her out before uni again. I feel bad because I never have the chance to get closer to her. It sucks.

I also recommend the WTF forum (lol WTF, only noticed it now) but enough about us here, you should get your ass over there

[QUOTE=DarkendSky;37535447]I know you all don't like JaegarMonster, but that insane Australian knows a lot about bodybuilding and general fitness. His nutritional information is questionable but at least he won't tell you to do dumb shit like eat pizza to magically bulk up for getting swole. Just don't do creatine, that is dumb. [editline]4th September 2012[/editline] That sticky in Witness the Fitness is generally pretty helpful, read that.[/QUOTE] JaegerMonster is a gigantic douchebag, but he does indeed know his shit. And I just gotta say, his nutritional information isn't questionable, it's right on the money. His sticky is pretty much everything anyone would need to know. He's great when it comes to info, I just wish he'd help people in a different way. He comes across as a pretentious asshole, even when he genuinely means good.

[QUOTE=Guy Mannly;37531674]but massaging doesn't get rid of her menstrual cramps, now does it[/QUOTE] Sometimes a man has to get dirty for his lady. And love her despite the circumstances. I have a story like that while having sex in the car. (I think I told it before). Basically we were fooling around and when she turned on the car lights: Surprise! Blood in my hands. First thought: "You bitch!" Second thought: "Don't say first thought out loud to a girl on her period if you want to survive the night!" [editline]4th September 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=nacamaJdetsaW;37532256]This can be a really dangerous path, you'd have to introspect with moderation, and take all your conclusions with a grain of salt. I've known people who introspected and it destroyed them.[/QUOTE] Yes, I know some too. Some are locked up in mental asylums. The very foundations of their feeble minds collapsed at such revelations.

[QUOTE=Behemoth_PT;37535483]Stopping friendship? No. I like being with her and going out, making all kinds of programs. I just don't know if it'll be worth it if I ask her out before uni again. I feel bad because I never have the chance to get closer to her. It sucks.[/QUOTE] ldrs are extremely difficult and i wouldn't recommend pursuing one unless it's already forced its way into your life. it's hard to advise on this, though - do what seems right to you.

[QUOTE=junker|154;37535482]Thank you good sir, indeed I am a guy. I just want to gain some weight, I did more sports back in the day but I regularly bike in mountains. Unfortunately you might be right about eating less than I think. It is just that I eat very irregular, there are days in which I do not eat much and other days where I eat so much.[/QUOTE] Hey, I'm the same way! I just enjoy being skinny, though. I have enough muscle to easily move myself, lift myself up over something, etc., and that's all I need.

Well I enjoy being skinny but when it comes to medication I need more weight to cope with it. I got a heavy medication for 6 months now, with more body mass I could deal with it far better. There are tons of side effects. Actually I enjoy being skinng a lot, I legs are trained and I have a sixpack :v: nevertheless I could weight a bit more.

You guys know what's even more sucky than a long distance relationship? A relationship where you spend every minute of every day with the person you love, but it might as well be a long distance relationship for all the distance she puts between you. I am never, never ever again going to do that to myself again. Two years of my life spent being so close to the girl I loved yet having to distance myself so much is enough to last me a lifetime. Heartbreak everyday. Blegh. Guy Mannly, if I were you, I'd have a calender hung up on the wall opposite my bed so that I can wake up and see it every morning, with a big circle on your move-in date with your boyfriend. You're gonna be so happy and content with life, look forward to it. You deserve it as well, since you've been with your SO for - what - two years (sorry if I'm wrong, I can't remember if it's two or one)? And from all your posts, you and your SO seem like a great couple and a great match :) [editline]4th September 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=junker|154;37535760]Well I enjoy being skinny but when it comes to medication I need more weight to cope with it. I got a heavy medication for 6 months now, with more body mass I could deal with it far better. There are tons of side effects. Actually I enjoy being skinng a lot, I legs are trained and I have a sixpack :v: nevertheless I could weight a bit more.[/QUOTE] Technically, everyone has a sixpack. Even fat people. What medication are you on, if you don't mind me asking? Side effects suck.

I broke up with my ex-girlfriend 1 month ago, we promised to be nice to eachother because there is no use of playing though and all hardass. We have a lot of mutual friends so it would be really awkward. So she begged me not to tell any bad rumors about her or bitch about her in general. I agreed because well I have nothing to complain about. Anway after a while she started talking shit with everyone about me, calling me a liar and that I like to decieve people. That I am a heartless bastard and that I am a dirtbag, she even bitched about me with my mom. Like what the fuck? If I see that bitch again, I will give her a tongue-lashing.

[QUOTE=loopoo;37535777]Guy Mannly, if I were you, I'd have a calender hung up on the wall opposite my bed so that I can wake up and see it every morning, with a big circle on your move-in date with your boyfriend. You're gonna be so happy and content with life, look forward to it. You deserve it as well, since you've been with your SO for - what - two years (sorry if I'm wrong, I can't remember if it's two or one)? And from all your posts, you and your SO seem like a great couple and a great match :)[/quote] unofficially, a bit over a year i think. we met last spring. i think a calendar would make it worse for me, haha. i count weeks (it's a lot easier to think of the duration in terms of a 7-day rotation than as individual days) but i try not to focus on the time left too much. honestly the wait isn't too bad, just being able to talk to him for a little while every night before going to sleep is more than enough for me. i'm already pretty happy just like this, but i doubt i would feel that way if i knew i had two more years of going to classes and then spending the rest of the day bored and alone at home to look forward to.

[QUOTE=loopoo;37535777]You guys know what's even more sucky than a long distance relationship? A relationship where you spend every minute of every day with the person you love, but it might as well be a long distance relationship for all the distance she puts between you. I am never, never ever again going to do that to myself again. Two years of my life spent being so close to the girl I loved yet having to distance myself so much is enough to last me a lifetime. Heartbreak everyday. Blegh. Guy Mannly, if I were you, I'd have a calender hung up on the wall opposite my bed so that I can wake up and see it every morning, with a big circle on your move-in date with your boyfriend. You're gonna be so happy and content with life, look forward to it. You deserve it as well, since you've been with your SO for - what - two years (sorry if I'm wrong, I can't remember if it's two or one)? And from all your posts, you and your SO seem like a great couple and a great match :) [editline]4th September 2012[/editline] Technically, everyone has a sixpack. Even fat people. What medication are you on, if you don't mind me asking? Side effects suck.[/QUOTE] Well, but it is clearly visible and somewhat trained. Since years I am troubled with some acne, sometimes it simply goes away and at times it comes back really terribly. Anyway I got a medication called "Roaccutane", I have to take it for 6 months. 90 percent of the people which took it are healed by that plague. Unfortunately it has some side effects, if you liver fucks up you are in deep trouble, also you blood needs to be normal. It can also cause severe pain in your muscles and bones, besides my skin can get pale and so dry that my lips rip apart :v: Also I will be more sensible towards sun and my sweating is increased, also I suffer from itching.My nose bleeds more often. My eyes can get worse, my ears get weaker. There is tons of this stuff, also it can make depressive and cause suicidal thinkings. There is tons of side effects, it is really some heavy stuff.

[QUOTE=Yahnich;37535852]every time i read loopoo's posts about the past i weep a little[/QUOTE] Yahnich, just <3 you're a gentleman and a scholar. [editline]4th September 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=junker|154;37535915]Well, but it is clearly visible and somewhat trained. Since years I am troubled with some acne, sometimes it simply goes away and at times it comes back really terribly. Anyway I got a medication called "Roaccutane", I have to take it for 6 months. 90 percent of the people which took it are healed by that plague. Unfortunately it has some side effects, if you liver fucks up you are in deep trouble, also you blood needs to be normal. It can also cause severe pain in your muscles and bones, besides my skin can get pale and so dry that my lips rip apart :v: Also I will be more sensible towards sun and my sweating is increased, also I suffer from itching.My nose bleeds more often. My eyes can get worse, my ears get weaker. There is tons of this stuff, also it can make depressive and cause suicidal thinkings. There is tons of side effects, it is really some heavy stuff.[/QUOTE] Aww man. I've got acne myself. Perhaps not as bad as most. It comes and goes really. I feel for you buddy. I guess you must have pretty severe acne for you to want to take that sort of medication. I'm lucky in the sense that I only have heavy acne around my cheeks, but - like I said - it's nowhere near as bad as most. Hope the medication works well for you and doesn't do anything bad. No one deserves to suffer with acne, it's such a confidence sapper.

[QUOTE=junker|154;37535850]I broke up with my ex-girlfriend 1 month ago, we promised to be nice to eachother because there is no use of playing though and all hardass. We have a lot of mutual friends so it would be really awkward. So she begged me not to tell any bad rumors about her or bitch about her in general. I agreed because well I have nothing to complain about. Anway after a while she started talking shit with everyone about me, calling me a liar and that I like to decieve people. That I am a heartless bastard and that I am a dirtbag, she even bitched about me with my mom. Like what the fuck? If I see that bitch again, I will give her a tongue-lashing.[/QUOTE] my ex was exactly like that, it's incredibly aggravating to know that someone you used to be in a relationship is childish enough to start flinging shit once you split up. all you can really do is ignore it though.

Well it is not really that severe, I ask some of my friends and family if it looks bad, some say they do not even notice it that much. Personally it annoys me so much because I like soft skin, I always had smooth and soft skin, it was beautiful. :v: My girlfriend doesn't notice it that much, but at times I wake up in the morning and I look so fucked up. I had different lotions and medication, this one should solve if it all. If I won't kill myself or die half-blind because of terrible muscle cramps that make me want to kill myself :v: