Sex, Girlfriends and Shit III - General

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Are you talking about their tits, or the girlfriends themselves? Sounds incredibly banal....

[QUOTE=lotusking;37546908]hang out with them look into their eyes cuddle with them give them hugs make them happy call them cute talk to them share your interests with them listen to music with them enjoy their general company because they're your girlfriend[/QUOTE] i am going to throw up [editline]5th September 2012[/editline] "look into their eyes" as an activity? i'm cringing irl right now

I had a crush on a really cute girl but found out from her friends that she's really picky about choosing a boyfriend, and had never had one before (I'd never had a girlfriend before either). She's also mainly Chinese-speaking and I'm mainly English-speaking. Regardless, I asked her out and surprisingly she accepted immediately. So we went out on a couple of dates and we got together as bf/gf. Before our semester break began we went out on one more date and we had our first kiss, it was nice. Semester break (for about 2 months) starts and I return to my home town, 4 hours away. We keep in contact over phone and Skype. Then, 2 weeks before college resumes, she calls me and tells me she can't see a future between us, and that we're better off as friends. Apparently she doesn't agree with me placing emphasis on getting a good degree and a good job; she wants to start her own business after college in 3 years or so, and I won't be able to help her in that (???). I couldn't accept her ridiculous reason and tell her that I think she's just hiding behind that nonsense, and that the real reason is that she just can't adjust to having a boyfriend so different from her, culture-wise. Also, we had only went on a few dates, and I tell her that she's not giving this a chance at all. Still, we break up and even though she tells me she really wants to stay friends with me, she doesn't contact me at all. As a side note, I don't think she's interested in any other guys either, she's not the fickle type. Maybe she just wasn't ready for a relationship. Anyway, the whole thing leaves me confused and heartbroken, to have my first love end so quickly and prematurely. She couldn't even wait until we met one more time to break up with me then? And now college resumes and I try to move on, but sometimes I see her on campus, and it just leaves me sad all over again. Just thought I'd talk a bit about this here.

[QUOTE=JUOPPO;37546877]What shit do you do with your gfs to past time other than sex?[/QUOTE] Go rock climbing, go hiking, go horse riding, go drinking, sit in bed watching films, make fancy food together... whatever we feel like really. Im fortunate that my lady shares several of my favourite outdoor activities.

[QUOTE=metallics;37547308]Go rock climbing, go hiking, go horse riding, go drinking, sit in bed watching films, make fancy food together... whatever we feel like really. Im fortunate that my lady shares several of my favourite outdoor activities.[/QUOTE] I was just about to say (but then you said it :v:) that you're one extremely lucky guy. And hiking is the shit. Seriously, give me a backpack and a tent and I'll go off for days. Where do you live? America or the UK? [editline]5th September 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=Guy Mannly;37547145]i am going to throw up [editline]5th September 2012[/editline] "look into their eyes" as an activity? i'm cringing irl right now[/QUOTE] I'd look into my ex's eyes so much, I think it's awesome. Just so much could be said without having to say a word. Sometimes an "I love you" isn't enough, that's why they say your eyes are the door to your soul and the road to your heart. So cheesy but it's true. Next time you're with your boyfriend, just stare into his eyes. Don't blink. Eyedrops'll come in handy here. Selotape too. Just stare, stare until he thinks you're daydreaming, stare until he thinks you're having a seizure and then just stare a little bit more. And then tell him, in the most monotonic voice you can muster: "I love you". Trust me, it'll work a treat.

[QUOTE=Guy Mannly;37547145]i am going to throw up [editline]5th September 2012[/editline] "look into their eyes" as an activity? i'm cringing irl right now[/QUOTE] that's weird, every time i try this on girls they get creeped out, i wonder what i'm doing wrong [editline]5th September 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=loopoo;37547407]I was just about to say (but then you said it :v:) that you're one extremely lucky guy. And hiking is the shit. Seriously, give me a backpack and a tent and I'll go off for days. Where do you live? America or the UK? [editline]5th September 2012[/editline] I'd look into my ex's eyes so much, I think it's awesome. Just so much could be said without having to say a word. Sometimes an "I love you" isn't enough, that's why they say your eyes are the door to your soul and the road to your heart. So cheesy but it's true.[/QUOTE] "Darling, we may never see each other again. But... farewell." "Farewell, Rupert... Rupert, wait!" "... Yes?" *STARE*

[QUOTE=BoysLightUp;37547428]that's weird, every time i try this on girls they get creeped out, i wonder what i'm doing wrong[/QUOTE] Probably the staring bit. Make sure to add a bit of a squint. Makes you look exotic and mysterious. Puckered lips help too. Sort of like saying "Look what could be yours, lady". Pull this face and you'll be up to your neck in "la passion": [IMG]http://www.romanfitnesssystems.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/Zoolander-Magnum.png[/IMG]

[QUOTE=loopoo;37547407]I was just about to say (but then you said it :v:) that you're one extremely lucky guy. And hiking is the shit. Seriously, give me a backpack and a tent and I'll go off for days. Where do you live? America or the UK? [editline]5th September 2012[/editline] I'd look into my ex's eyes so much, I think it's awesome. Just so much could be said without having to say a word. Sometimes an "I love you" isn't enough, that's why they say your eyes are the door to your soul and the road to your heart. So cheesy but it's true. Next time you're with your boyfriend, just stare into his eyes. Don't blink. Eyedrops'll come in handy here. Selotape too. Just stare, stare until he thinks you're daydreaming, stare until he thinks you're having a seizure and then just stare a little bit more. And then tell him, in the most monotonic voice you can muster: "I love you". Trust me, it'll work a treat.[/QUOTE] ewww.

[QUOTE=thisispain;37546656]oh boy cue another misogynistic rant[/QUOTE] you should use this forum, you'll love it [url]http://forum.bodybuilding.com/forumdisplay.php?f=19[/url] [editline]5th September 2012[/editline] just imagine it: *stare* then monotonal "I LOVE YOU"

[url]http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=124193391[/url] [quote]1-Thou shall always be talking to a minimum of 3-5 girls. Talking to only 1 shall result in the terminal diease called ONE-ITIS! This diease is always fatal and because it is so severe, it has 2 stages. 2-Thou shall not throw away any opportunity to practice your pimping skills. I don't care if you have to practice on 13 year olds, grandma's, hookers etc. As long as they are female, sharpen your PUA skills to perfection. 3-Thou shall use girls to get other girls. Always take girls with you when you go out, because once other girls see you they'll become intrigued and want to find out what all the fuss is about. 4-Thou shall not choose one girl over another. If more than one girl wants you, don't choose. Bang both of them until one leaves. That way you get the best of both world's [/quote] worst relationship advice ever "bang both of them until one leaves" - of course why didn't i think of that *writes it down*

[QUOTE=loopoo;37547407]I was just about to say (but then you said it :v:) that you're one extremely lucky guy. And hiking is the shit. Seriously, give me a backpack and a tent and I'll go off for days. Where do you live? America or the UK? [/QUOTE] Uk, we're both at University in Sheffield so we have the Peak District within walking distance of our houses.

[QUOTE=thisispain;37547485][url]http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=124193391[/url] worst relationship advice ever "bang both of them until one leaves" - of course why didn't i think of that *writes it down*[/QUOTE] i'm more concerned about rule #2

[QUOTE=JUOPPO;37546877]What shit do you do with your gfs to past time other than sex?[/QUOTE] shit on her chest

[QUOTE=thisispain;37547485][url]http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=124193391[/url] worst relationship advice ever "bang both of them until one leaves" - of course why didn't i think of that *writes it down*[/QUOTE] two types of threads in the misc: #1 all women are sluts and whores who want to go to clubs and get fucked, i hate sluts #2 went out saturday night got messy, smashed 3 sloots, i'm so alpha but if you tried to explain the irony they actually wouldn't get it, they'd just spout some shit about "evolutionary psychology" and do it all again

and then in one of the threads a woman asks for advice because she was with a boyfriend that had anger issues which resulted in all of the men in the forum berating her and calling her a loser for breaking up with him while saying "LOL WOMEN" it's soo sad yet so funny, i have to show everyone i know

[QUOTE=thisispain;37547501]and then in one of the threads a woman asks for advice because she was with a boyfriend that had anger issues which resulted in all of the men in the forum berating her and calling her a loser for breaking up with him while saying "LOL WOMEN" it's soo sad yet so funny, i have to show everyone i know[/QUOTE] just wait until you get to the "help misc messaging girl on fb, someone give me a witty response"

[QUOTE=Guy Mannly;37547448]ewww.[/QUOTE] lustfully look into their beautiful lushious entrapping rolly-polly-lookie-balls things

[QUOTE=metallics;37547488]Uk, we're both at University in Sheffield so we have the Peak District within walking distance of our houses.[/QUOTE] I fucking love the Peak District. My aunt lives in Sheffield, so when I go visit her, I always go hiking. She's got a cottage out in this little village somewhere, I can't remember the name. It's surrounded by gorgeous hills and just looks so beautiful. [editline]5th September 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=lotusking;37547541]lustfully look into their beautiful lushious entrapping lookie-ball things[/QUOTE] Who are you, Alex DeLarge? :v: [IMG]http://content.internetvideoarchive.com/content/photos/7239/30405805_.jpg[/IMG] [editline]5th September 2012[/editline] Ah damn, ninja edit. Change it back to rolly-polly-lookie-balls or whatever it was :v:

Since this is the sex and girlfriends thread thought I might drop in, my girlfriend is 7 months pregnant. Anyone have any questions? you might be surprised by what I have to say.

[QUOTE=Zero Hour;37547619]Since this is the sex and girlfriends thread thought I might drop in, my girlfriends is 7 months pregnant. Anyone have any questions? you might be surprised by what I have to say.[/QUOTE] how old are you and why didn't you use a condom

[QUOTE=Zero Hour;37547619]Since this is the sex and girlfriends thread thought I might drop in, my girlfriend is 7 months pregnant. Anyone have any questions? you might be surprised by what I have to say.[/QUOTE] This thread is going to get a lot more interesting.

I am 22, and she was on the pill and as we all know condoms make sex less enjoyable, so one missed pill later and here we are.

vaginas r scary

[QUOTE=garry 2;37547638]vaginas r scary[/QUOTE] i put my pee pee in a vajina and it got all wet and nasty i dont even know why i did that [editline]5th September 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=Zero Hour;37547636]I am 22, and she was on the pill and as we all know condoms make sex less enjoyable, so one missed pill later and here we are.[/QUOTE] did you consider getting an abortion?

Yeah we talked about it, but I told her ultimately its her decision and she should do what she feels best, initially I was uneasy about her choice but its strange how the idea grows on you.

[QUOTE=Zero Hour;37547657]Yeah we talked about it, but I told her ultimately its her decision and she should do what she feels best, initially I was uneasy about her choice but its strange how the idea grows on you.[/QUOTE] boy or girl? what are you going to name it?

A girl and we are going with Amity.

are ya scared?

[QUOTE=Zero Hour;37547668]A girl and we are going with Amity.[/QUOTE] Can I be really nosy and ask what you guys do for a living? How will it affect your work? Where are you from?