• Sex, Girlfriends and Shit III
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[QUOTE=Chaotic Lord;37564127]I'm going to a community college, and I don't even think they offer any sort of engineering courses. Just wondering, how the hell did you gather from my post that I'm an engineering student? :v: [editline]6th September 2012[/editline] I might as well be, I'm taking English and Math, and as of right now, it's basically still review of stuff I did in High School.[/QUOTE] I know, isn't it awesome? Not only is it review, we're paying for it!
[stupidjoke]I came here to read about people's love life and how it is like to have sex, not to read about interpretating jokes and engineering students.[/stupidjoke] Just kidding. Nice thread. Edit: Stupid joke, my bad.
-snip, had to vent, done so, no need to keep this up-
[QUOTE=loopoo;37565758]-snip, had to vent, done so, no need to keep this up-[/QUOTE] you could just write in notepad and not save it if youre gonna do that
I was originally going to keep it up, but then I changed my mind. [editline]6th September 2012[/editline] I don't like when I'm upset and decide to vent, only to look back on the post later on and regret what I've said (I usually say too much, or paint her to be the bad guy when she isn't).
My girlfriend has amazing blue eyes, they look like icy deep blue water mixed together with a silver liquid.
Well that's just really fuckin goddamn pretty, aint it? Boy, don't stop now...
Seeing my girlfriend for the first time in three weeks tomorrow. I can't wait.
[QUOTE=Zero Hour;37548102]I dont consider the abortion questions offensive it is something that a lot of people discuss when something like this happens you cant really pretend that it doesnt exist, so the abortion question is valid. I am glad we didnt do it now as I said it grows on you. And dont worry shes going to have it very good our families have all had kids relatively young (not as teens or anything ridiculous) and it has worked out, everyone is happy. I also dont really think having a kid will restrict my "freedom" it all depends on you and your partner's outlook, we are both very positive people. Also thanks for the kind wishes I might post some photos of her here when shes born if you guys would be interested.[/QUOTE] When she's born make a thread about it. I imagine becoming a parent is a pretty good topic for a whole thread rather than some obscure post on this one. A lot of people would find it interesting. Your family is awesome. The amount of shit parents and families people in this thread post about is always a downer. [editline]6th September 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=junker|154;37566128]My girlfriend has amazing blue eyes, they look like icy deep blue water mixed together with a silver liquid.[/QUOTE] Seriously. Most couples I know would never come out with this as it's so cheesy.
[QUOTE=junker|154;37566128]My girlfriend has amazing blue eyes, they look like icy deep blue water mixed together with a silver liquid.[/QUOTE] is the silver liquid, cum thats not good for the eyes as far as i know
give her the dick
"Her stunning eyes are as brilliant and sharp as diamond-specked marbles frozen from the silvery seminal discharge of Heaven's most fertile male angel."
-snippity snap i was taking a bath-
Well, you guys wanted to change the topic on girlfriend and shit, so I wrote something down that came into my mind :v: better than engineers and such.
I'v never had sex before, what's it like?
excruciating
It depends on the person.
[QUOTE=Love;37569948]I'v never had sex before, what's it like?[/QUOTE] terrible wouldn't recommend it
my girlfriend has come home late from a night out, cried into my chest, got mascara all over my work shirt, stunk the whole joint out with that alcohol+cigs smell, then threw up in my bed top notch
sounds lovely
better than no girlfriend :( haha im kidding. She owes you a good blowjob after that performance.
after a wash and toothbrushing yeh
i no you had a bad day but would you plz blo me
Is laser-tag with some friends good for a first semi-date? This is literally my first date ever and I thought bringing some friends and doing it in a more casual environment would make it less awkward. I have a sneaking suspicion that it's actually really stupid, so if anyone has any ideas please share.
yes it's actually counter.productive. If you want a better chance with this girl just go out with her alone, otherwise she'll probably take you as a friend or something
i dunno about that laser tag pretty much owns
Yeah, just go with her there , it'll be fun. You'll have a blast
I prefer going paint balling but laser tag is pretty awesome sounding too. It seems fine to me for a just starting to get to know her, you can always do more stuff with just you and her later.
paint balling is a bad idea for a first date because you might end up giving her so many bruises that it will hurt to walk i dont think thats the impression you were going for
[QUOTE=Jo The Shmo;37571468]paint balling is a bad idea for a first date because you might end up giving her so many bruises that it will hurt to walk i dont think thats the impression you were going for[/QUOTE] I'm not suggesting it, just saying I prefer it to laser tag personally. :) I certainly wouldn't suggest it for any early date with a girl. you would have to know more about her for that since the stakes are a bit higher, and rather more painful.
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