• Sex, Girlfriends and Shit III
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[QUOTE=Justin Case;37608054]My girlfriends gone to America for 3 weeks and it's made me realise just how much time I spend with her, I don't know what to do with myself now, I feel able to actually see my friends for the first time in forever[/QUOTE] you'll be able to see your friends? Sorry, not to sound offensive or anything, but you sound like you're way under the boot.
The thing with girlfriends and sex is that you can't have them for granted, everytime I do it I feel like it will be the last time, and they could dump you the next week. Hasn't happened, just my own insecurities. Anyway making your long awaited fantasies real with your girlfriend is one task itself! you have to start from scratch, my girlfriend refused to give me a blowjob, and didn't want to stick my dick in her mouth. And my fantasy is to deepthroat her. So it started with 10 seconds blowjobs in a really awkward position, I was on top of her, and every time, the time was longer, and eventually we changed positions and I would lay on my bed. Until eventually I could cumshot inside her, and do all the thursting myself. It's been like a progressive work, and it was very worth it! I'm trying to turn the relationship into a very sexual one.
[QUOTE=AnemoneS2;37610058]The thing with girlfriends and sex is that you can't have them for granted, everytime I do it I feel like it will be the last time, and they could dump you the next week. Hasn't happened, just my own insecurities. Anyway making your long awaited fantasies real with your girlfriend is one task itself! you have to start from scratch, my girlfriend refused to give me a blowjob, and didn't want to stick my dick in her mouth. And my fantasy is to deepthroat her. So it started with 10 seconds blowjobs in a really awkward position, I was on top of her, and every time, the time was longer, and eventually we changed positions and I would lay on my bed. Until eventually I could cumshot inside her, and do all the thursting myself. It's been like a progressive work, and it was very worth it! I'm trying to turn the relationship into a very sexual one.[/QUOTE] Dude..
[QUOTE=AnemoneS2;37610058]The thing with girlfriends and sex is that [b]you can't have them for granted,[/b] everytime I do it I feel like it will be the last time, and they could dump you the next week. Hasn't happened, just my own insecurities.[/QUOTE] uhhh
well that was uh interesting?
[QUOTE=AnemoneS2;37610058]The thing with girlfriends and sex is that you can't have them for granted, everytime I do it I feel like it will be the last time, and they could dump you the next week. Hasn't happened, just my own insecurities. Anyway making your long awaited fantasies real with your girlfriend is one task itself! you have to start from scratch, my girlfriend refused to give me a blowjob, and didn't want to stick my dick in her mouth. And my fantasy is to deepthroat her. So it started with 10 seconds blowjobs in a really awkward position, I was on top of her, and every time, the time was longer, and eventually we changed positions and I would lay on my bed. Until eventually I could cumshot inside her, and do all the thursting myself. It's been like a progressive work, and it was very worth it! I'm trying to turn the relationship into a very sexual one.[/QUOTE] She's gonna have to work out how to deep throat herself though for you to be able to get that. Friking hard shit to do man.
Ok, so I hung out with that girl yesterday. We went out, did whatever. Well, she said we should go to a local park parking lot to talk. Well we talked for a little bit but we somehow ended up in the back seat. We somehow ended up making out and I somehow ended up fingering her. I was probably gonna get a bj, when another car comes into the parking lot. It was a cop. Fuck. So we got dressed and he took our I.D.'s and it was intense. But he just told me to take her home and he'll let us off with a warning. It was actually pretty exiting since I didn't get in any real trouble. Didn't call my parents or anything. But fuck, so close to getting a bj. I've never gotten one before so I was pretty exited. Oh well. But I'm not sure how things are gonna go between us. I'm not really looking for a relationship, and I don't think she is either. At least, not with me. And I'm ok with that. But I dunno, we'll see what happens I guess.
[QUOTE=AnemoneS2;37610058]The thing with girlfriends and sex is that you can't have them for granted, everytime I do it I feel like it will be the last time, and they could dump you the next week. Hasn't happened, just my own insecurities. Anyway making your long awaited fantasies real with your girlfriend is one task itself! you have to start from scratch, my girlfriend refused to give me a blowjob, and didn't want to stick my dick in her mouth. And my fantasy is to deepthroat her. So it started with 10 seconds blowjobs in a really awkward position, I was on top of her, and every time, the time was longer, and eventually we changed positions and I would lay on my bed. Until eventually I could cumshot inside her, and do all the thursting myself. It's been like a progressive work, and it was very worth it! I'm trying to turn the relationship into a very sexual one.[/QUOTE] Great!
I guess I got Cop blocked :v: eh fuck it.
[QUOTE=AnemoneS2;37610058]The thing with girlfriends and sex is that you can't have them for granted, everytime I do it I feel like it will be the last time, and they could dump you the next week. Hasn't happened, just my own insecurities. Anyway making your long awaited fantasies real with your girlfriend is one task itself! you have to start from scratch, my girlfriend refused to give me a blowjob, and didn't want to stick my dick in her mouth. And my fantasy is to deepthroat her. So it started with 10 seconds blowjobs in a really awkward position, I was on top of her, and every time, the time was longer, and eventually we changed positions and I would lay on my bed. Until eventually I could cumshot inside her, and do all the thursting myself. It's been like a progressive work, and it was very worth it! I'm trying to turn the relationship into a very sexual one.[/QUOTE] i simply dont believe you have a girlfriend, you are too creepy
[QUOTE=shatteredwindow;37610293]I guess I got Cop blocked :v: eh fuck it.[/QUOTE] fuck those [del]cocks[/del] cops
Today was/is my birthday. My friend's girlfriend shared the same birthday so he invited me to come, he even took me to pick her up (she took 30 minutes longer than planned). When we got there it was fun we were having a great time, then, like a few hours later, some friends of ours came. My friend's girlfriend didn't like one of the girls so I told them they had to leave (I was the one who invited them, my friend said I could). My girlfriend is really good friends with the ones who had to leave and she hasn't seen them in a week (She hasn't seen me for a week either) so she left with them to go to a different party. She tried to get me to come but my friend picked me up and invited me, I wasn't just going to leave him. I ended up alone for the rest of the night because my friend went into his room with his girlfriend and everyone else I knew disappeared. I just texted my girlfriend all night. The best part is that the party she went to got canceled, she didn't do anything got the rest of the night but smoke weed and cigarettes (she smoked the cigs because she was so sad/mad at herself, she normally only smokes weed) My only wish for my birthday was to spend time with my girlfriend and she left me just to go hang out with her other friends. I go to college an hour or 2 away and I came down only to see her. After all the stuff I did just to get her she just left. She has been apologizing ever since she left and this entire day, she was even crying when we Skyped today. Happy birthday to me right?
just man up happy birthday
[QUOTE=Jo The Shmo;37610389]i simply dont believe you have a girlfriend, you are too creepy[/QUOTE] I am well aware of how creepy I came off with my post. I am terrified myself. My girlfriend has called me creepy sometimes, but it isn't a serious thing, the relationship is much more than that, and all other aspects of me, it's a silly thing anyway. So where is the sex discussion?
[QUOTE=AnemoneS2;37610580]I am well aware of how creepy I came off with my post. I am terrified myself. [B]My girlfriend has called me creepy sometimes, but it isn't a serious thing,[/B] the relationship is much more than that, and all other aspects of me, it's a silly thing anyway. So where is the sex discussion?[/QUOTE] ?????????????????? okay no you're creepy. it wasn't how you put it, but you're creepy what is wrong with you
[QUOTE=JohnnyMo1;37602610]arrrgh why must she cuddle me and wake me up at 7 in the morning on a sunday when she knows I went to bed at 3 and that I'll probably be hungover in the morning [editline]9th September 2012[/editline] then she gets all mad when I ask her to let me sleep[/QUOTE] you suck dude [editline]10th September 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=AnemoneS2;37610058]The thing with girlfriends and sex is that you can't have them for granted, everytime I do it I feel like it will be the last time, and they could dump you the next week. Hasn't happened, just my own insecurities. Anyway making your long awaited fantasies real with your girlfriend is one task itself! you have to start from scratch, my girlfriend refused to give me a blowjob, and didn't want to stick my dick in her mouth. And my fantasy is to deepthroat her. So it started with 10 seconds blowjobs in a really awkward position, I was on top of her, and every time, the time was longer, and eventually we changed positions and I would lay on my bed. Until eventually I could cumshot inside her, and do all the thursting myself. It's been like a progressive work, and it was very worth it! I'm trying to turn the relationship into a very sexual one.[/QUOTE] anime rape simulators dont count
[QUOTE=AnemoneS2;37610580]I am well aware of how creepy I came off with my post. I am terrified myself. My girlfriend has called me creepy sometimes, but it isn't a serious thing, the relationship is much more than that, and all other aspects of me, it's a silly thing anyway. [B]So where is the sex discussion?[/B][/QUOTE] That pretty much invalidated all of what you said
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[QUOTE=thisispain;37607253]hey sunday_roast you sound like a creep just so you are aware[/QUOTE] I manage to word myself creepy again. No I'm not going to take advantage of her. I'm just going to ask her out and rely on the fact that she feels so bad for what she did last time that she wouldn't back out.
it's not about how you worded it. you're just being a devious creep
I feel quite sure about that she wouldn't back out even if last Friday didn't go like it did. I'm just taking comfort in the fact that due to it she is even less likely to back out. Simply said: I'm just happy over how strongly she reacted when she realized what she did.
[QUOTE=AnemoneS2;37610058]they could dump you the next week[/quote] Reading what came after this, expect it. [quote]my girlfriend refused to give me a blowjob, and [b]didn't want to stick my dick in her mouth[/b]. And my fantasy is [b]to deepthroat her.[/b][/quote] I don't want to go on an extended rant here, but if she doesn't want to suck you off what's the problem? You're forcing her to do something she doesn't want to do...
[QUOTE=AnemoneS2;37610580]I am well aware of how creepy I came off with my post. I am terrified myself. My girlfriend has called me creepy sometimes, but it isn't a serious thing, the relationship is much more than that, and all other aspects of me, it's a silly thing anyway. So where is the sex discussion?[/QUOTE] tell me more about you and your girlfriend's sex life, you have piqued my curiosity
Literally nothing about me was piqued by that story.
why would a cop check you in your car and tell you to take her home, you're not doing anything wrong? Do you live in the US? Ive heard cops are more prone to doing shit like that there.
[QUOTE=BlazeFresh;37614029]why would a cop check you in your car and tell you to take her home, you're not doing anything wrong? Do you live in the US? Ive heard cops are more prone to doing shit like that there.[/QUOTE] Yes. It's considered indecent to perform sexual activities in a public parking lot in the U.S. so if you get caught, the cops will tell you, "Dude you can't get naked in a public parking lot in a car with windows. Not even with a chick. Go home." It's indecent exposure and all that other good stuff too, if I had to guess.
[QUOTE=BlazeFresh;37614029]why would a cop check you in your car and tell you to take her home, you're not doing anything wrong? Do you live in the US? Ive heard cops are more prone to doing shit like that there.[/QUOTE] That + don't they have a shitty curfew thingy because of a minority of young people breaking into places and vandalising stuff. America logic is pretty stupid, they should just have more police on the streets preventing stuff happening, because I bet all the people who cause trouble ignore the curfew anyway.
[QUOTE=Yahnich;37616393]oh btw i almost had sex in public yesterday but i went jesus christ i'm way too scared of getting caught we better not not even desert winds dry vagina like saying that[/QUOTE] I dunno how "public" public is from your post but you probably did the right thing
[QUOTE=Legend286;37616491]That + don't they have a shitty curfew thingy because of a minority of young people breaking into places and vandalising stuff. America logic is pretty stupid, they should just have more police on the streets preventing stuff happening, because I bet all the people who cause trouble ignore the curfew anyway.[/QUOTE] Any curfews are usually specific to a town, I can't think of any that have one around where I live. There might be a few states with a statewide one, but I'm not really sure.
[QUOTE=Carnotite;37616602]Any curfews are usually specific to a town, I can't think of any that have one around where I live. There might be a few states with a statewide one, but I'm not really sure.[/QUOTE] Hmm, okay well after reading about the whole public indecency thing I can kinda see why they got told to move on. Not sure how I feel about it being illegal though.
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