[QUOTE=Turnips5;34760339]wow, that's terrible[/QUOTE]
I know... I don't know how she put up with him for two years... she told me the whole time she was with him she only came twice, and that includes every "method" so to say, while he told her exactly what to do to make him satisfied. She hates blowjobs now because he made her do it all the time, pushing her head down when she didn't like doing it normally anyway. He used her, and she fell for it because she needed someone. I'm trying to make sure she's a-ok with everything we do first because I don't want it to be like it was before for her.
[QUOTE=JohanGS;34761136]do they taste like lemon?[/QUOTE]
uhm, they shouldn't do!
i mean it depends entirely on which bit you're tasting but i think it's safe to say that a woman should never taste like lemon
Pm me if you're up for phone sex
Fit girls only
Seriously
[editline]19th February 2012[/editline]
[QUOTE=JohanGS;34761136]do they taste like lemon?[/QUOTE]
The last girl I made out with tasted of orange for some strangew reason
oranges give me migraines though :(
[QUOTE=Mort and Charon;34755205]
As for blowjobs... hopefully she'll get over it soon but she had some bad experiences with her ex forcing her head down and choking her so she's put off them..[/QUOTE]
Handcuff yourself first.
She says she wants to try it with me now anyway.
Tell her how you like it.
So whats this thread about now? Wheres the titties? the Girfriends and the shits?
i don't want to see any shits...
Penises then ?
not particularly, i don't wanna make the rest of you feel uncomfortable ;)
just keep it up with the sex and girlfriends and everyone's happy!
How noble of you, to sacrifice your own desires for the sake of others.
Autumn for the president 2012
What am I reading
[QUOTE=1chains1;34777621]What am I reading[/QUOTE]
Facepunch sweet love thread. Dooh.
[QUOTE=overpain;34786077]Facepunch sweet love thread. Dooh.[/QUOTE]
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Am I doing it right?
Ffs I feel bad now she looks like a burns victim
[QUOTE=Godline;34803072][IMG]http://i41.tinypic.com/120kzdi.jpg[/IMG]
Am I doing it right?
Ffs I feel bad now she looks like a burns victim[/QUOTE]Sorry, it belongs in another thread.
[QUOTE=Mort and Charon;34748436]So... any tips on not lasting so long..?[/QUOTE]
Hold your breath. I'm not joking. Although this can be a hard thing to do, depending on the position really. But it works.
Lol I don't think so mate.
He is right. Holding your breath does work.
I used to think about levelling enchanting in World of Warcraft whilst having sex to make me last longer.
think of ugly people
[QUOTE=trotskygrad;34832980]think of ugly people[/QUOTE]
Or you could, you know, enjoy the sex and just take it slow.
The issue people have is that they think fast= most pleasurable so they try to exert themselves and just end up over doing it. Also the first couple of times youre simply not going to last too long unless youre one of the nervous types then you wont be able to go at all.
My girlfriend recently told me that I have a cute awkwardness since I don't know how to flirt that well. She says she doesn't mind at all and actually kinda likes it but how do I avoid it? I mean, we've made out before, but sometimes I just don't know what to say before we do. We both really like each other and compared to her ex-boyfriends, apparently, I'm like a god in the way I treat her. So just how do I exactly flirt?
[QUOTE=BLOB Fish Dude;34834352]My girlfriend recently told me that I have a cute awkwardness since I don't know how to flirt that well. She says she doesn't mind at all and actually kinda likes it but how do I avoid it? I mean, we've made out before, but sometimes I just don't know what to say before we do. We both really like each other and compared to her ex-boyfriends, apparently, I'm like a god in the way I treat her. So just how do I exactly flirt?[/QUOTE]
She's your girlfriend... it's usually a status that means you guys should be talking about intimacy comfortably...
You don't what to say before you make out? just do it, she's your gf.
I guess thats true, she just says before making out, ussually you say some line like a compliment which I do. I dunno, we're both kinda in the same boat here since shes really my first girlfriend and I'm her first good boyfriend.
what's a girl?
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