You swing back. What do you want us to tell you, write you up with a manual so you can dress up in a suit and be prepared as if these situations (dates, women on the street, class) are some sort of graduation test?
[QUOTE=Seith;37931998]You swing back. What do you want us to tell you, write you up with a manual so you can dress up in a suit and be prepared as if these situations (dates, women on the street, class) are some sort of graduation test?[/QUOTE]
I think he wants us to tell him how to overcome the damage done by his previous trainwreck-relationships. I can't come up with a good advice, but I'm sure it has nothing to do with dressing up and women on the street.
[QUOTE=Seith;37931998]You swing back. What do you want us to tell you, write you up with a manual so you can dress up in a suit and be prepared as if these situations (dates, women on the street, class) are some sort of graduation test?[/QUOTE]
Orrrr maybe just some good general tips, instead of you being a twat? :v:
[QUOTE=ewitwins;37932063]Orrrr maybe just some good general tips, instead of you being a twat? :v:[/QUOTE]
You swing back. You talk to people. You talk to girls, guys, people on the street. This is how. I wasn't being a twat.
If you know how to flirt, then you'll always know how to flirt. It's like riding a bike.
The details of your situation are basically saying "I haven't done this for a while" so I say to that... start doing.
Fair enough
[QUOTE=johnlmonkey;37930797]time passes and then she asks "Would it be okay if I stayed the night tomorrow?"[/QUOTE]
if you're having a party maybe she thinks lots of people are staying over? yeh that or she wants you again
[QUOTE=Yahnich;37932913]wow this is the second time i agree with seith wtf is going on[/QUOTE]
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its basically the quote by the famous roman emperor marcus aurelius from his meditations book, which I highly recommend you guys read, good life advice:
"stop worrying about how to go about being such and such a guy and go out and fucking be such and such a guy"
I may have the exact wording a little off but I think thats it
Oh my god I'm sitting here in the football stadium bathroom in pain taking a dump it feels like there are razor blades embedded in my feces and it is shredding my descending colon every centimeter of the way
[editline]6th October 2012[/editline]
Aside from the pain it's kinda relaxing in here
[QUOTE=gudman;37931663]Well, maybe [b]she[/b] dumped him, not the other way around. I was going from that assumption in my advice.[/QUOTE]
This assumption is correct. From what I've heard after she dumped me she attempted to find other guys, she tried hooking up with some of my friends to get me jealous but luckily my friends are trustworthy and none of them did (I kind've fucked 2 of her friends though) and now she's started talking to me again.
If anything happens it will be a purely physical thing, thanks guys!
[QUOTE=johnlmonkey;37935143]This assumption is correct. From what I've heard after she dumped me she attempted to find other guys, she tried hooking up with some of my friends to get me jealous but luckily my friends are trustworthy and none of them did (I kind've fucked 2 of her friends though) and now she's started talking to me again.
If anything happens it will be a purely physical thing, thanks guys![/QUOTE]
Huh, if you fucked her friends and she attempted to fuck yours, both of you might ironically deserve each other in the end.
If I were you, I would try and go for something more. Relationships of this kind are interesting and dynamic, may end up being a lot of wasted time though.
This is probably a weird question but, I've only had sex once, and that being my first time obviously. Now I thought that you know I was going to explode pretty soon in, but I didn't at all. Seriously, she orgasmed 2 times and almost a third time, and I didn't at all during like over 30 minutes of it. Getting to know a girl lately now, and hoping to get to "business" with her, but I've goto know, is it normal for that to happen first time? Or is my dick broke?
Well I was pretty much the exact opposite so I can't really say... it was like a fucking automatic soap dispenser.
(dont tell anybody)
[QUOTE=Yahnich;37935270]relationships of this kind are also unstable and tend to collapse horribly[/QUOTE]
Yeah, that's precisely what makes them interesting and dynamic. They may collapse, and they may not. Even if they do - no one knows if they can also be continued.
[QUOTE=jamzzster;37935273]This is probably a weird question but, I've only had sex once, and that being my first time obviously. Now I thought that you know I was going to explode pretty soon in, but I didn't at all. Seriously, she orgasmed 2 times and almost a third time, and I didn't at all during like over 30 minutes of it. Getting to know a girl lately now, and hoping to get to "business" with her, but I've goto know, is it normal for that to happen first time? Or is my dick broke?[/QUOTE]
Erm, did she really orgasmed - she said that? Because in case of some women there's sometimes a room for a mistake.
And no, your dick's alright, if you had successful sex (as in, erection is strong enough) that's okay. As for ejaculating - well, it can happen that you didn't. Maybe the stimulation wasn't strong enough for you.
[QUOTE=jamzzster;37935273]This is probably a weird question but, I've only had sex once, and that being my first time obviously. Now I thought that you know I was going to explode pretty soon in, but I didn't at all. Seriously, she orgasmed 2 times and almost a third time, and I didn't at all during like over 30 minutes of it. Getting to know a girl lately now, and hoping to get to "business" with her, but I've goto know, is it normal for that to happen first time? Or is my dick broke?[/QUOTE]
Thats pretty standard, most either go really fast or not at all. My bf wasn't able to orgasm until the 3rd time we had sex or so.
Although I don't know how all you guys get your girls to orgasm so many times even the first time, wanna share knowledge on that one for me?
Watching lots of porn.
[editline]6th October 2012[/editline]
On a serious note, watching a girl's reaction is the best thing you can do to see what she likes and then take it from there.
Plenty of time helps too - nothing like skipping stuff since you're in a hurry.
[QUOTE=gudman;37931663]Well, maybe [b]she[/b] dumped him, not the other way around. I was going from that assumption in my advice.[/QUOTE]
that doesn't change anything
I am doing an experiment soon, my girlfriend always said that my sperm tastes bitter. So I am going to eat only fruits for a day and only consume ananas juice. Hope it will change the taste.
Any experience yet?
Only fruits? No.
Drink lots and lots of water, while cutting back on stuff like nicotine and alcohol.
Generally more fruit and veg (avoiding the cabbage family).
EAT CELERY.
Stuff like garlic and spices generally are bad too.
i hear pineapples make it taste sweeter
eating pineapples, that is
Deliscious
I heard that you should avoid Alcohol and Nicotine. Then you should just consume fruity and sweet food, like pineapples.
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I swear to god you guys find the weirdest fucking things :v:
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Ever heard of "Portuguese Breakfast"?
[QUOTE=Behemoth_PT;37940295]Ever heard of "Portuguese Breakfast"?[/QUOTE]
I have now...
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The odd thing is that I've read that before...
There's a pill that claims to make it taste better and make you produce more (though I can't imagine why you would want more unless you're in the porn industry or something).
I'll vouch for the pineapple thing. But it may take more than a day. I didn't eat any red meat for a week and had at least one apple every day with bananas and pineapple thrown in and yogurt every morning (yoplait is super sugary). She said it tasted sweet. Tasted really salty the only other time, she said.
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