Sex, Girlfriends and Shit III - General

[QUOTE=Scotchair;37935298]Well I was pretty much the exact opposite so I can't really say... it was like a fucking automatic soap dispenser. (dont tell anybody)[/QUOTE] [img]http://www.gifflix.com/files/89f5143b4170.gif[/img] ?

Image broken for me :(

it was this: [IMG]http://i40.tinypic.com/a0dh8w.gif[/IMG]

Hahahahaha... pretty much, aye.

So I will see my girlfriend in 3 months again and I am already horny as fuck after one week :v: how can I survive this.

[QUOTE=junker|154;37951469]So I will see my girlfriend in 3 months again and I am already horny as fuck after one week :v: how can I survive this.[/QUOTE] i know your pain

I really love my girlfriend and we are both so cool together, I miss her everday.

[QUOTE=junker|154;37951469]So I will see my girlfriend in 3 months again and I am already horny as fuck after one week :v: how can I survive this.[/QUOTE] radiohead and a lot of self-maintance

[QUOTE=Guy Mannly;37951537]i know your pain[/QUOTE] no you don't you're gay

[QUOTE=junker|154;37951469]how can I survive this.[/QUOTE] [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=1UbApLud2Po#t=34s[/url]

[QUOTE=Autumn;37951586][url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=1UbApLud2Po#t=34s[/url][/QUOTE] I prefer this one though :v: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4lN0_FD84E4[/media]

6 minutes? pfffft you only needed 5 seconds of my song to get the point!

Well the last song goes into detail about all the variety and different nasty stuff about porn.

Usually listening to music who doesn't refer to porn helps. Otherwise... have a wank!

Oh god. I didn't listen to that one song by E-rotic. hope this doesn't backfire..

Open relationship?

[QUOTE=Seith;37951979]Open relationship?[/QUOTE] Ehh, why even call it a relationship if you're fucking others.

[QUOTE=CAPSMAN!;37952126]Ehh, why even call it a relationship if you're fucking others.[/QUOTE] Sex doesnt make a relationship?

[QUOTE=CAPSMAN!;37952126]Ehh, why even call it a relationship if you're fucking others.[/QUOTE] yeah dude why even bother bro if im banging someone else it's like whatever dude

[QUOTE=Rhenae;37952219]Sex doesnt make a relationship?[/QUOTE] I'd rather call it good fuckbuddies and leave it at that, the chance of both being completely cool about it is quite slim. [editline]7th October 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=thisispain;37952335]yeah dude why even bother bro if im banging someone else it's like whatever dude[/QUOTE] wat

well obviously the chances of both being cool about it is slim not that i think junker should even mention it (thanks seith yet again a great suggestion), but monogamy doesn't work for everyone and it's wrong to say it's not a relationship if it's non-monogamous.

Eugh.. Tried an online dating service, and I actually got a message from a girl the day after I created the account. We talked a little, and then she saw that I liked No country for old men, and asked why I liked the movie. After I sent her half a written page about plot expostion and the charactes, she didn't send any messages back. Pretty certain I fucked it up.

[QUOTE=Thaard;37952415]Eugh.. Tried an online dating service, and I actually got a message from a girl the day after I created the account. We talked a little, and then she saw that I liked No country for old men, and asked why I liked the movie. After I sent her half a written page about plot expostion and the charactes, she didn't send any messages back. Pretty certain I fucked it up.[/QUOTE] the correct response was "I enjoyed watching it" or "it was funny"

[QUOTE=fairy;37952432]the correct response was "I enjoyed watching it" or "it was funny"[/QUOTE] yeah, that's what I thought. Lesson learned.

[QUOTE=thisispain;37952361]well obviously the chances of both being cool about it is slim not that i think junker should even mention it (thanks seith yet again a great suggestion), but monogamy doesn't work for everyone and it's wrong to say it's not a relationship if it's non-monogamous.[/QUOTE] A fair point. Also I thought Seith was asking if he himself should try it :v: Yeah, it's not really a good solution. [QUOTE=Thaard;37952415]Eugh.. Tried an online dating service, and I actually got a message from a girl the day after I created the account. We talked a little, and then she saw that I liked No country for old men, and asked why I liked the movie. After I sent her half a written page about plot expostion and the charactes, she didn't send any messages back. Pretty certain I fucked it up.[/QUOTE] I can almost make out the sound of spaghetti slurping around. Don't worry man, the point of sites like that is that you get a lot of re-runs, just with different people. Was this decate, by the way?

[QUOTE=CAPSMAN!;37952575]A fair point. Also I thought Seith was asking if he himself should try it :v: Yeah, it's not really a good solution. I can almost make out the sound of spaghetti slurping around. Don't worry man, the point of sites like that is that you get a lot of re-runs, just with different people. Was this decate, by the way?[/QUOTE] Nope, it's called "møteplassen.no" I think it's a originally a swedish site. 3 of my best friends got their girlfriends/boyfriend from there, so I had to try it out. Seems like it's more the "I'm a cuddly 35 year old boy that likes long walks and red whine infront of the fireplace" sort of site though.

[QUOTE=Thaard;37952511]yeah, that's what I thought. Lesson learned.[/QUOTE] never nerd out

[QUOTE=Thaard;37952415] After I sent her half a written page about plot expostion and the charactes[/QUOTE] what why

[QUOTE=Thaard;37952621]Nope, it's called "møteplassen.no" I think it's a originally a swedish site. 3 of my best friends got their girlfriends/boyfriend from there, so I had to try it out. Seems like it's more the "I'm a cuddly 35 year old boy that likes long walks and red whine infront of the fireplace" sort of site though.[/QUOTE] Try decate. Less old people. And you can completely filter from age so grandpa/ma can't even see your profile.

[QUOTE=thisispain;37952687]what why[/QUOTE] Cuz I'm an aspie idiot. [QUOTE=CAPSMAN!;37952743]Try decate. Less old people. And you can completely filter from age so grandpa/ma can't even see your profile.[/QUOTE] I'll check it out, thanks.