[QUOTE=suckerfish;37958170]when i was younger i thought you could just shape up and end a depression. then i had one. it really isn't. i really tried to shape up several times but doing so doesn't change the things you think and feel. i quit smoking, i got atleast 8 hours o sleep everyday, watched school, ate properly and really tried to be happy and tried to either block out solve everything that didn't make me happy. after a month i didn't really feel different about anything and up came the next blow that made me go back to square one. atleast there's boose at square one.[/QUOTE]
Sounds similar to me, as a kid I thought life was god damned awesome and that there'd be no way I'd ever get depressed because it's easy not to feel sad.
Boy was I wrong, growing up you end up realizing the complete opposite, how hard it is to feel happy and accomplished and how easy it is to be down in the slump.
[QUOTE=JUOPPO;37985746]What to do when I can't get my gf have an orgasm? Should we just try diffrent positions
and stuff like that or do you guys have some tip/advice for this?[/QUOTE]
Do you mean an orgasm at all or an orgasm during sex? What have you tried so far?
I think he means during actual intercourse, because he asked about different positions. I only made my girlfriend orgasm once during intercourse, and that was the last time we had sex. However, between hands and tongue, I made sure that she got at least as many orgasms as I got ejaculations any time we did anything.
I guess some girls need foreplay to orgasm during sex. Luckily my girlfriend doesn't. Actually I think a lot of girls are different because she talks to her friends about it none of them can orgasm during sex while she can orgasm a few times every time. However she had a partner before me and she never did during sex so maybe it could be either her emotional connection with you or how good you are in bed.
My girlfriend of a year and four days wanted to break it off today.
This stuff hurts.
[editline]10th October 2012[/editline]
It was so sudden too. Things were going decently well between us and suddenly boom.
[QUOTE=Upgrade123;37991183]My girlfriend of a year and four days wanted to break it off today.
This stuff hurts.
[editline]10th October 2012[/editline]
It was so sudden too. Things were going decently well between us and suddenly boom.[/QUOTE]
I can only remember about how you claimed to be asexual.
I'm shocked to find that you've had a year long girlfriend. That sucks, man. The ending part.
omfg i can't get over my ex
i find myself pathing myself around places where we saw each other and hoping that i would see her there so i could talk with her and obviously not finding her
kind of sucks
i don't even like these kinds of love songs
[QUOTE=Upgrade123;37991183]My girlfriend of a year and four days wanted to break it off today.
This stuff hurts.
[editline]10th October 2012[/editline]
It was so sudden too. Things were going decently well between us and suddenly boom.[/QUOTE]
Damn that sucks man. I'm sure you will find someone who accepts you for who you are in the future.
It's not that she doesn't accept me; she doesn't feel like a relationship is healthy for her at the moment. Which is strange considering how we've been there for each other through thick and thin.
Seems strange to end it abruptly like that. Maybe she has been thinking about it a lot lately and just decided to tell you now instead of talking to you about it.
What do you mean by "accepts you for who you are"W
[QUOTE=Seith;37993647]What do you mean by "accepts you for who you are"W[/QUOTE]
He's a robot and he wants people to accept him.
Unlike you, who is a robot and wants other people to be robots too so you can make sense half the time.
You just keep telling yourself that, so you can keep on blaming the world that you can't change and that emotions and hopelessness are virtues of the average person.
I speak the truth and refrain from being a hopeless cynic [i]half the time[/i]
I went out yesterday night with some friends and someone put knockout drops in my drink. Cannot remember a darn thing anymore. Luckily my friends were there, at one point I went to the toilet and apparently I simply lay on the ground, unconcious without moving. They tried to kick the door in and then half of the bar was inside the toilets. The barkeeper took a coin and openend the door.
Well, that was fucking unnecessary.
[QUOTE=junker|154;37994629]I went out yesterday night with some friends and someone put knockout drops in my drink. Cannot remember a darn thing anymore. Luckily my friends were there, at one point I went to the toilet and apparently I simply lay on the ground, unconcious without moving. They tried to kick the door in and then half of the bar was inside the toilets. The barkeeper took a coin and openend the door.
Well, that was fucking unnecessary.[/QUOTE]
One of my friends had his drink spiked too, he ran out of the club after a bit shouting that he'd "Find the cheapest hooker London had to offer". We saw him later that night, fumbling to get into his room with a girl on his arm, we asked who she was;
"I have no idea!" He woke up in the morning, his room was a mess, someone had been sick in the corner but nothing had been taken.
He also tried to buy everyone in the club a drink, on his debit card because "If it's not cash, it's not real money".
I am really lucky, nothing was stolen and I was not hurt. Still it is simply fucking annoying, but it was my mistake. I left my beer on a table while taking a piss.
[QUOTE=junker|154;37994629]I went out yesterday night with some friends and someone put knockout drops in my drink. Cannot remember a darn thing anymore. Luckily my friends were there, at one point I went to the toilet and apparently I simply lay on the ground, unconcious without moving. They tried to kick the door in and then half of the bar was inside the toilets. The barkeeper took a coin and openend the door.
Well, that was fucking unnecessary.[/QUOTE]
Happened something similar with a friend of mine. He smoked some shit a guy was passing outside, then we went inside the club and next thing I know he tells me he has to go to the toilet.
I wait for him for an hour and go check on him.
The stall door was kinda jammed and I had this gut feeling he was there, so I kicked it open and there he was laying on the toilet floor, puking his guts out.
Had to carry him outside giving him lots of water and sugar to sober him up.
[QUOTE=Behemoth_PT;37995441]Happened something similar with a friend of mine. He smoked some shit a guy was passing outside, then we went inside the club and next thing I know he tells me he has to go to the toilet. I wait for him for an hour and go check on him. The stall door was kinda jammed and I had this gut feeling he was there, so I kicked it open and there he was laying on the toilet floor, puking his guts out. Had to carry him outside giving him lots of water and sugar to sober him up.[/QUOTE] Sherman Hemsley motherfucker
It's a fantasy of mine to cum on my girlfriend like a toaster strudel.
well hopefully insane taco will produce a nicer message than that
[QUOTE=Jo The Shmo;37996595][img]http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3249/3155934149_5e530ab621.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
that k looks like half of an asterisk
fuc*
if your girl is into mathematics, cum a fibonacci spiral onto her chest
this conversation is gross and weird
[QUOTE=Jo The Shmo;37996974]this conversation is gross and weird[/QUOTE]
are you saying you dont like it when people cum on your chest?
youre weird
jo likes poo
cum > poo
Me and the girlfriend split, not to be captain downer but just have nowhere else to go.
That feel when you feel your whole world crash and burn and just wanna spend the remainder of it locked away. :/
I usually write her on facepunch when I am unable to talk to anyone about my issues, so welcome brother. Get if off your chest.
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