• Sex, Girlfriends and Shit III
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My girlfriend's mom is a very religious catholic woman who acts like (I'm not entirely sure if it happened) she was raped/molested. The mindset that she has preached about sex is... unfortunate.
so apparently, I decided the worst time to go over to my ex's. As we're getting into it and shit, of course she's on her period and doesn't tell me till i've got her pants around her ankles. :suicide:
~nothing wrong with period sex~
[QUOTE=mike;34941034]~nothing wrong with period sex~[/QUOTE] Especially when it ain't your blood.
I dunno boss, I ain't too keen on earning my Red Wings just yet.
[QUOTE=mike;34941034]~nothing wrong with period sex~[/QUOTE] when you say this do you assume everyone is using a condom
[QUOTE=Turnips5;34949308]when you say this do you assume everyone is using a condom[/QUOTE] nope
[QUOTE=mike;34949957]nope[/QUOTE] alrighty then
eww that's gross
[QUOTE=No Party Hats;34940746]so apparently, I decided the worst time to go over to my ex's. As we're getting into it and shit, of course she's on her period and doesn't tell me till i've got her pants around her ankles. :suicide:[/QUOTE] Been there in a worse situation. I was getting ready to have sex in the backseat of the car. I start licking down there (you know), start putting my fingers in there and suddenly I feel something strange in my fingers and a rusty taste in my mouth. When I'm able to see my hands due to a beam of moonlight that got through the car window, my fingers were covered in blood. I was to horny to stop or feel discusted so I kept going. A real gentleman loves his woman everyday of the month! >:C
[QUOTE=Behemoth_PT;34950339]Been there in a worse situation. I was getting ready to have sex in the backseat of the car. I start licking down there (you know), start putting my fingers in there and suddenly I feel something strange in my fingers and a rusty taste in my mouth. When I'm able to see my hands due to a beam of moonlight that got through the car window, my fingers were covered in blood. I was to horny to stop or feel discusted so I kept going. A real gentleman loves his woman everyday of the month! >:C[/QUOTE] dude...
[QUOTE=Behemoth_PT;34950339]Been there in a worse situation. I was getting ready to have sex in the backseat of the car. I start licking down there (you know), start putting my fingers in there and suddenly I feel something strange in my fingers and a rusty taste in my mouth. When I'm able to see my hands due to a beam of moonlight that got through the car window, my fingers were covered in blood. I was to horny to stop or feel discusted so I kept going. A real gentleman loves his woman everyday of the month! >:C[/QUOTE] Now that is lust my friend!
I remember when Maverick was around he used to treat it as a point of honour and everyone was like 'gettin my red wings yeaaah' Now that he's gone at least people are being normal about it
If the river runs red use the dirt track instead.
Sex while she's on the blob is all fine but I probably wouldn't do it if I wasn't in a good relationship.
[QUOTE=Mr.Dounut;34951302]dude...[/QUOTE] I Regret Nothing!
[QUOTE=killerteacup;34956082]I remember when Maverick was around he used to treat it as a point of honour and everyone was like 'gettin my red wings yeaaah' Now that he's gone at least people are being normal about it[/QUOTE] I got my Red Wings/Clown Face/Joker with honor in a glorious struggle of wanting sex that badly and complete and utter revulsion. I shalt gladly retell the epic in iambic pentameter just as the stories of ancient times orally told.
[QUOTE=1chains1;34907994] You know, instead of lowering himself into paying a druggie[/QUOTE] Approximately 25% of prostitutes in Melbourne are university students. [url]http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/students-swayed-by-high-uni-fees/story-e6frf7jo-1225821770317[/url]
[QUOTE=Evilan;34959990]I got my Red Wings/Clown Face/Joker with honor in a glorious struggle of wanting sex that badly and complete and utter revulsion. I shalt gladly retell the epic in iambic pentameter just as the stories of ancient times orally told.[/QUOTE] Vocabulary has been increased by 150%.
[QUOTE=ContagV2;34960360]Approximately 25% of prostitutes in Melbourne are university students. [URL]http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/students-swayed-by-high-uni-fees/story-e6frf7jo-1225821770317[/URL][/QUOTE] So your argument is that a minority group (25%) in a confined area are university students? How does that have anything to do with them being a druggie or not? I am pretty sure if they are being prostitutes then they are desperate enough to sell drugs or be involved in them to get away from the realities of their life.
[QUOTE=1chains1;34963171]So your argument is that a minority group (25%) in a confined area are university students? How does that have anything to do with them being a druggie or not? I am pretty sure if they are being prostitutes then they are desperate enough to sell drugs or be involved in them to get away from the realities of their life.[/QUOTE] A confined area? Melbourne is something like the 8th largest (in size) city in the world, with a larger population than Chicago. Why would you sell drugs if you're making $500 for a couple hours a night? Why use drugs when prostitution is as much a job as any other? I suppose I don't live in puritan America, and haven't experienced it's evidently woeful education system. Then again, why I am even bothering with someone who says 'druggie' and complains that my writing is too difficult to understand, or whatever nonsense you were going on about before.
[QUOTE=ContagV2;34963374]A confined area? Melbourne is something like the 8th largest (in size) city in the world, with a larger population than Chicago. Why would you sell drugs if you're making $500 for a couple hours a night? Why use drugs when prostitution is as much a job as any other? I suppose I don't live in puritan America, and haven't experienced it's evidently woeful education system. Then again, why I am even bothering with someone who says 'druggie' and complains that my writing is too difficult to understand, or whatever nonsense you were going on about before.[/QUOTE] Ok contag, whatever you want to think, chill out man.
Here's my story, me and my girlfriend have been arguing a lot recently and she has decided to go on a break for 3 weeks with me. One of the main reasons for argument is because she talks to this guy from her school, now that would be fine but the reason why I disagree with it is because she talks to him in a flirty way and he does to with "<3" at the end of everything they write to each other over facebook. I've watched her chatting to him, I've seen her mails to him and she doesn't realise I can see what she writes on his wall with all the hearts and kisses etc. Now however that we are on a break she has decided to go out drinking with him, not sure if it's just him or if she's with anyone else. She knows that if I knew this I would flip but because we are on a break I don't know if I can say anything about this to her. I come here seeking advice on the matter because I am lost, don't know what to do or say and to be honest I want to go through to town and kick his head in but I don't think that would go down very well with her. I really love this girl but she is stressing me out seeing this guy and how she speaks to him, she speaks to him better than she does with me, there seems to be some kind of communication barrier between me and her sometimes but she can speak to him about anything. I do feel as though I may seem jealous but she went out somewhere with him yesterday and wrote on his wall that she is numb from her feet to her shoulders because it was so cold? Weird thing is if they were outside in the freezing cold (I don't think it was that cold) then why would she not go out with me when it was cold? Am I not important enough for her? I feel very sad, upset and extremely angry with her and the guy because he knows fine well she has a boyfriend because I have spoken to him before about this but that made her upset because he stopped talking to her for a while. Can someone please help me?
[QUOTE=1chains1;34963171]So your argument is that a minority group (25%) in a confined area are university students? How does that have anything to do with them being a druggie or not? I am pretty sure if they are being prostitutes then they are desperate enough to sell drugs or be involved in them to get away from the realities of their life.[/QUOTE] Prostitution is legal in Australia. The majority of prostitutes in here aren't drug addicts unless they're victims of sexual slavery (like illegal immigrants). Your assertion that prostitutes have to be drug addicts is pretty obviously incorrect, then, because most prostitutes here aren't desperately struggling to survive.
[QUOTE=joshdasmif;34963498]Here's my story, me and my girlfriend have been arguing a lot recently and she has decided to go on a break for 3 weeks with me. One of the main reasons for argument is because she talks to this guy from her school, now that would be fine but the reason why I disagree with it is because she talks to him in a flirty way and he does to with "<3" at the end of everything they write to each other over facebook. I've watched her chatting to him, I've seen her mails to him and she doesn't realise I can see what she writes on his wall with all the hearts and kisses etc. Now however that we are on a break she has decided to go out drinking with him, not sure if it's just him or if she's with anyone else. She knows that if I knew this I would flip but because we are on a break I don't know if I can say anything about this to her. I come here seeking advice on the matter because I am lost, don't know what to do or say and to be honest I want to go through to town and kick his head in but I don't think that would go down very well with her. I really love this girl but she is stressing me out seeing this guy and how she speaks to him, she speaks to him better than she does with me, there seems to be some kind of communication barrier between me and her sometimes but she can speak to him about anything. I do feel as though I may seem jealous but she went out somewhere with him yesterday and wrote on his wall that she is numb from her feet to her shoulders because it was so cold? Weird thing is if they were outside in the freezing cold (I don't think it was that cold) then why would she not go out with me when it was cold? Am I not important enough for her? I feel very sad, upset and extremely angry with her and the guy because he knows fine well she has a boyfriend because I have spoken to him before about this but that made her upset because he stopped talking to her for a while. Can someone please help me?[/QUOTE] If she is posting it publicly like that then it was obviously a friend thing she does as she wouldn't blatantly put she is cheating on you on a public site. I know plenty of girls who put hearts in their messages and you have to realize some girls are more flirty than others. The issue here is that if she did cheat on you, there is no way you couldve stopped it and by trying to control her you pushed her away. You came off clingy and jealous which basically amounts to the tighter you make your grip the more she will slip away. To be honest, going on break is generally just a slow break up, but if you want to have any hope of salvaging it I would not mention it to her about her going out with the guy. She is on break, it is her life and her decisions and if you call her out on it you will just seem all the more controlling and jealous. Give her space, and realize that BOTH of you are on break and if she is hanging with guys go hang with girls. Continue with your life and show her youre independent from her and not "one of those guys" that doesnt let his gf have any guy friends. edit: [quote]Prostitution is legal in Australia. The majority of prostitutes in here aren't drug addicts unless they're victims of sexual slavery (like illegal immigrants). Your assertion that prostitutes have to be drug addicts is pretty obviously incorrect, then, because most prostitutes here aren't desperately struggling to survive. [/quote] His argument that 25% of prostitutes are university students has nothing to do whether or not they take drugs. I was not asserting that all prostitutes do drugs, but over here prostitution is illegal so the people doing it often are into other illegal activities as well. So I would not know about the well being of the prostitute population in an Australian city and went off what I have seen over in my country. So this argument comes down to demographics and how our society differs.
[QUOTE=1chains1;34964338] His argument that 25% of prostitutes are university students has nothing to do whether or not they take drugs. I was not asserting that all prostitutes do drugs, but over here prostitution is illegal so the people doing it often are into other illegal activities as well. So I would not know about the well being of the prostitute population in an Australian city and went off what I have seen over in my country. So this argument comes down to demographics and how our society differs.[/QUOTE] His argument that 25% of prostitutes [i]in Melbourne[/i] is relevant, because it does not fit into the stereotypical idea of an uneducated crackhead who whores herself out to make money for her drug habit. You're just making the point that I was making. You specified nothing about your country in the original post: [QUOTE=1chains1;34907994] You know, instead of lowering himself into paying a druggie to stick his dick in that has had 10 other dicks in her during that one day. [/QUOTE] I'm sure you know that there are plenty of non-US people in this forum, and, indeed, this particular sub-forum. So asserting that this hypothetical prostitute was a drug addict was a generalization on your half - just because it's common in your country does not mean it's common for others. He, on the other hand, mentioned explicitly that he was referring to Melbourne, so... [editline]3rd March 2012[/editline] But obviously this is a ridiculous argument, and we should end it here to stop shitting up the thread.
im pretty sure there's nothing wrong with the assumption that prostitutes are likely into drugs sure it may not always be true, but its a pretty widely accepted stereotype
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Thought I'd revive this thread kinda. The other day my girlfriend and her housemates were getting tickets for V Fest in Staffordshire (one of her housemate's mum's bought them) and my girlfriend bought me a ticket out her own money. It was such a sweet and thoughtful thing to do. However when she told her housemates they weren't happy because it was meant to be a girly ting. It's a long way off (towards the end of August), I said she should have a chat with them and if they're still not down for it, then to sell the ticket. What say you guys?
[QUOTE=Doozle;35005125]Thought I'd revive this thread kinda. The other day my girlfriend and her housemates were getting tickets for V Fest in Staffordshire (one of her housemate's mum's bought them) and my girlfriend bought me a ticket out her own money. It was such a sweet and thoughtful thing to do. However when she told her housemates they weren't happy because it was meant to be a girly ting. It's a long way off (towards the end of August), I said she should have a chat with them and if they're still not down for it, then to sell the ticket. What say you guys?[/QUOTE] I think you have the right idea not to impose against a large group of girls. I would recommend if your girlfriend's housemates don't allow you to go, to set up a date for sometime in the near future (like this week) just to thank her for the extremely kind gesture.
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