You left your jizzy condoms on her dresser for her to throw away?
Ungentlemanly.
[QUOTE=Doozle;35114524]You left your jizzy condoms on her dresser for her to throw away?
Ungentlemanly.[/QUOTE]
no I was grabbing them and asked where I should throw them away. she looked at them and hesitantly said i'll throw them away later. I was a bit confused on why but I didn't really consider that she would do anything with them.
A - she licked them
B - she savored them
C - she tried to impregnate herself
I'm beginning to doubt her integrity as a clean person.
[QUOTE=RopaDope;35125263]no I was grabbing them and asked where I should throw them away. she looked at them and hesitantly said i'll throw them away later. I was a bit confused on why but I didn't really consider that she would do anything with them.
A - she licked them
B - she savored them
C - she tried to impregnate herself
I'm beginning to doubt her integrity as a clean person.[/QUOTE]
I'm beginning to wonder why you continue.
[QUOTE=RopaDope;35125263]no I was grabbing them and asked where I should throw them away. she looked at them and hesitantly said i'll throw them away later. I was a bit confused on why but I didn't really consider that she would do anything with them.
A - she licked them
B - she savored them
C - she tried to impregnate herself
I'm beginning to doubt her integrity as a clean person.[/QUOTE]
You state in every post that you doubt her and that you want to get rid of her, do it instead of posting other weird stuff about it. Seems like you only want to show or something.
No offence though. But the story sounds way to fucked up :v:
I'm pretty sure all of RopaDope's posts are made up
[QUOTE=Phsykotik;35127225]I'm beginning to wonder why you continue.[/QUOTE]
last time I checked this was the chat forum.
[QUOTE=junker|154;35127389]You state in every post that you doubt her and that you want to get rid of her, do it instead of posting other weird stuff about it. Seems like you only want to show or something.
No offence though. But the story sounds way to fucked up :v:[/QUOTE]
I don't want to get rid of her, i've been trying to get her to date me for like 6 months and I get to know her and then she turns out to be this perverted sex freak that was cool at first but way to much for me. Or maybe i'm just being a bitch idk. I mean here is what she gave me last week for a gift:
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/uASg1.jpg[/IMG]
Heads up guys, today is steak and blowjob day.
Update: I dumped her and found another girlfriend, twice as hot!
I've gotten more compliments from girls these 3 months than I did for the past 14 years of my life.
Why is this happening
[QUOTE=joshdasmif;35134799]Update: I dumped her and found another girlfriend, twice as hot![/QUOTE]
You're a joke mate.
this thread reminds me of how I'm going to get about zero pussy for like three more months.
[QUOTE=RopaDope;35130359]
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/uASg1.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
"I'm addicted"
"We're Human"
"Why Not?"
[I]RUUUUN[/I]
It will only get freakier!
"Hey I've got an idea..."
[img]http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_uQsFBZ6aaQg/TTCOgIL9yUI/AAAAAAAABXs/63Tk0RBPIuQ/s1600/vice.jpg[/img]
[img]http://www.sullivanil.us/SYB/baseball.jpg[/img]
oh god that is possibly the most horrifying combination of two random objects possible
I'm seeing my girlfriend today for the first time in 2 weeks, wonder if she'll make me steak to make up for not seeing me yesterday.
eating a big juicy stake while getting a blowjob
one can dream..
[QUOTE=DrBreen;35147916]eating a big juicy stake while getting a blowjob
one can dream..[/QUOTE]
Well. Steak and BJ day was yesterday.
[url]http://www.steakandbjday.com/[/url]
Going to the bar tomorrow with one goal: Finding someone for one night of casual sex.
[editline]15th March 2012[/editline]
Well that was badly formulated.
Going to the bar tomorrow to try to find someone interested and see where it takes off.
I'd suggest not going out with specific 'goals'. Your only goal should be to have a fun night for yourself. Sure, go out and talk to people, obviously with the intention of seeing where it could progress, but as soon as you start thinking "I'm going out and I'm going to get laid tonight," you're just setting yourself up for disappointment, and people can tell when someone's just out to have a good time, compared to someone that's out hoping to score.
[QUOTE=Sunday_Roast;35148960]Going to the bar tomorrow with one goal: Finding someone for one night of casual sex.
[editline]15th March 2012[/editline]
Well that was badly formulated.
Going to the bar tomorrow to try to find someone interested and see where it takes off.[/QUOTE]
remember not to take no for an answer
[QUOTE=lil_n00blett;35156636]remember not to take no for an answer[/QUOTE]
NO means NO, unless it means YES.
[img]http://i43.tinypic.com/n46w0m.png[/img]
Idk where else i'd post this but a girl I went out with in middle school just sent me this. I'm flabbergasted to say the least. No idea if i'll go through with it but it made me feel good about myself lol
[editline]16th March 2012[/editline]
and yes she said "fuck to you" and the rest of it is poorly worded.
Sounds drunk/a frape so I'd tread carefully if I were you.
[QUOTE=RainbowStalin;35157329]Sounds drunk/a frape so I'd tread carefully if I were you.[/QUOTE]
I honestly wouldn't put what she said past her, she was always a freak, still sounds like i'm getting set up for a murder or something.
[editline]16th March 2012[/editline]
And I don't doubt she was drunk when she wrote it.
[QUOTE=Parakon;35157226][img]http://i43.tinypic.com/n46w0m.png[/img]
Idk where else i'd post this but a girl I went out with in middle school just sent me this. I'm flabbergasted to say the least. No idea if i'll go through with it but it made me feel good about myself lol
[editline]16th March 2012[/editline]
and yes she said "fuck to you" and the rest of it is poorly worded.[/QUOTE]
She wants to fuck to you.
Sounds pretty serious.
[QUOTE=Snake7;35157800]She wants to fuck to you.
Sounds pretty serious.[/QUOTE]
I'm imagining either a picture of him hanging over her while she fucks someone else, or some music with him singing- also while she fucks someone else.
mystery solved, i'm essentially smooth jazz to this girl
[QUOTE=Parakon;35158505]mystery solved, i'm essentially smooth jazz to this girl[/QUOTE]
go for it, just dont talk to her afterwards. sounds like a 1 time thing
Dumped because she thinks her ex boyfriend (who she apparently wasn't completely over, even though she said she was) has changed. For fucks sake.
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