Sex, Girlfriends and Shit III - General

[QUOTE=lil_n00blett;35195665]and it's sad that two months later, godline is still posting in these threads[/QUOTE] and that he very rarely posts advice, instead he just tries to call people (mostly me) out on things we've said, seemingly for no reason. Godline if you actually gave some advice your presence would be much more welcome here, but seeing as most of what you do is come in here and criticize others for their views on what other people have said, it's not that welcome at all. need i remind you you've been banished from a thread before because nobody wanted you in there?

[QUOTE=Mlisen14;35195584]It's not really sexist to cast aspersions about women, based on things that he thinks are biological differences.[/QUOTE] [i]what[/i]

he was actually banned from these two threads. twice. and he's stated multiple times he doesnt take them seriously and that "anyone who does needs to get their head checked."

[QUOTE=Godline;35195617]Why are you nit picking on everything he posts?[/QUOTE] because she's a woman obviously

[QUOTE=Autumn;35195722]and that he very rarely posts advice, instead he just tries to call people (mostly me) out on things we've said, seemingly for no reason. Godline if you actually gave some advice your presence would be much more welcome here, but seeing as most of what you do is come in here and criticize others for their views on what other people have said, it's not that welcome at all. need i remind you you've been banished from a thread before because nobody wanted you in there?[/QUOTE] Cheers babe. Yea im banned from the other social advice thread not banned from this one, so nooblett get your facts straight please. Doesnt really bother me if Im not "welcomed" it wont affect my decision on whether ill participate in a discussion or not. Could have fooled me mike.

pretty sure you dont take any of the LA discussions seriously, so what does it matter which thread you were actually banned in. it's not like it's that i get annoyed that you dont take it seriously, but you dont take it seriously [I]and[/I] you're a really awful poster

i remember johnnymo telling you it applied to this thread as well

[QUOTE=Jo The Shmo;35196040]i remember johnnymo telling you it applied to this thread as well[/QUOTE] Find it.

nah im not gonna waste my time, but we could always just ask johnnymo himself so what is it johnny?

[QUOTE=adadadsd;35195262]My girlfriend wants to give me a blowjob but she says it's stressing her out. I'm satisfied with the current state of our relationship so I told her that she can do that whenever she's ready, what could I do to help comfort her out of performance anxiety?[/QUOTE] I don't see how a blowjob could be stressing

[QUOTE=Lukeo;35196220]I don't see how a blowjob could be stressing[/QUOTE] what if she chokes on the dick!!

[QUOTE=Turnips5;35195732][i]what[/i][/QUOTE] Is it inherently sexist to say that women take a more emotional response to things? It just seems like an observation. [editline]19th March 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=Lukeo;35196220]I don't see how a blowjob could be stressing[/QUOTE] Because they're not easy to give. You'd have to worry about how strong you suck, how to move your head, how to keep your neck from hurting, how to involve your hands. It doesn't sound at all as easy or relaxing as sex.

that's not an observation, that's a conclusion reached by an observation.

SO IN OTHER NEWS... Girl asked me to hang out at some point this week, it should be fun. We now return you to your usual broadcast of people arguing over Seith's credibility and the meaning of sexism.

Pilita no ass

[QUOTE=Godline;35196166]Find it.[/QUOTE] I still do not get why you hang in a thread you think is stupid.

[QUOTE=Lukeo;35196220]I don't see how a blowjob could be stressing[/QUOTE] The girls ive talked to about that have actually said it can be stressful, sticking this large thing in your mouth that you cant eat or chew.

[QUOTE=thisispain;35196981]that's not an observation, that's a conclusion reached by an observation.[/QUOTE] .... How does that negate the sentence?

My girlfriend stressed over them too. Like to the point that she went and looked up a "how to give the best head" guide or something. Ironically, that made her more stressed because then she felt like she was doing everything wrong when she would do it, so she would just stop in the middle and look exasperated. We don't really mess with them anymore except when we 69, because that's more mutual and she's too distracted to worry about it.

My girlfriend is pretty good on the blowjob front, the best ones are unexpected afternoon blowjobs.

[QUOTE=Seith;35203794].... How does that negate the sentence?[/QUOTE] It doesn't negate it, just means it's a different thing.

Well, I don't really need any advice or something, I just need to get something off my chest, since it's bothering me a lot. I'm in a very, very happy and good relationship with my absolute dream guy, everything about him is just right, his character, his interests and of course his looks. It's my first relationship, and we've been together for almost seven months. We met through friends online, we met the first time at the gamescom last year, and two days later he asked me for a date (never thought that would happen since we're both pretty shy). So far so good, but everything nice has it's downside. The thing is, we live 230km apart from each other, and we can only meet at weekends. That was never easy to begin with, but since the last couple of weeks this really gets me insane. We try to see each other every weekend, but for me it ain't cheap (I don't have a car so I take the train, which costs me about 40€ everytime, without my discount card it would be double) and it's almost five hours from our house to his (he lives i the countryside, so when I arrive with the train it's another hour with the car). For him it ain't easy because he works about 220km away from his home, so he goes there on Sunday evening and returns on Friday evening, and I don't like it when he travels more than 700km on one weekend just to see me for not even two whole days. Thing is, if we aren't very lucky there isn't any change to this damn situation for the next ~ three years. I do a free social year until August, because last year after school no one accepted my application for an apprenticeship, and that was definitely better than just being lazy and staying at home. So if I get accepted for this year, we stick in the same situation as it's now. He applied to several companies near his hometown, but hasn't been accepted yet, which would be great since we could at least spend a bit more time together. Perfect scenario would be if I get a job near his hometown (applied there as well), and could get a flat there, but to be honest, the chance is like zero. So sorry for the long text, but I really needed to get this off my chest, since I'm going insane if the situation continues like this for three or more years. Everytime when he drives to work after he visited me at the weekend I cry like some kid, even though I try not to, because when he's around everything is just perfect, and when he leaves I'm back at my not so pretty everyday life, where barely someone listens to me and gives me some love.

[QUOTE=Miss Tiki;35207086]Well, I don't really need any advice or something, I just need to get something off my chest, since it's bothering me a lot. I'm in a very, very happy and good relationship with my absolute dream guy, everything about him is just right, his character, his interests and of course his looks. It's my first relationship, and we've been together for almost seven months. We met through friends online, we met the first time at the gamescom last year, and two days later he asked me for a date (never thought that would happen since we're both pretty shy). So far so good, but everything nice has it's downside. The thing is, we live 230km apart from each other, and we can only meet at weekends. That was never easy to begin with, but since the last couple of weeks this really gets me insane. We try to see each other every weekend, but for me it ain't cheap (I don't have a car so I take the train, which costs me about 40€ everytime, without my discount card it would be double) and it's almost five hours from our house to his (he lives i the countryside, so when I arrive with the train it's another hour with the car). For him it ain't easy because he works about 220km away from his home, so he goes there on Sunday evening and returns on Friday evening, and I don't like it when he travels more than 700km on one weekend just to see me for not even two whole days. Thing is, if we aren't very lucky there isn't any change to this damn situation for the next ~ three years. I do a free social year until August, because last year after school no one accepted my application for an apprenticeship, and that was definitely better than just being lazy and staying at home. So if I get accepted for this year, we stick in the same situation as it's now. He applied to several companies near his hometown, but hasn't been accepted yet, which would be great since we could at least spend a bit more time together. Perfect scenario would be if I get a job near his hometown (applied there as well), and could get a flat there, but to be honest, the chance is like zero. So sorry for the long text, but I really needed to get this off my chest, since I'm going insane if the situation continues like this for three or more years. Everytime when he drives to work after he visited me at the weekend I cry like some kid, even though I try not to, because when he's around everything is just perfect, and when he leaves I'm back at my not so pretty everyday life, where barely someone listens to me and gives me some love.[/QUOTE] ... You know why you do this and you even got the solution for it. Godspeed.

[QUOTE=Miss Tiki;35207086]Well, I don't really need any advice or something, I just need to get something off my chest, since it's bothering me a lot. I'm in a very, very happy and good relationship with my absolute dream guy, everything about him is just right, his character, his interests and of course his looks. It's my first relationship, and we've been together for almost seven months. We met through friends online, we met the first time at the gamescom last year, and two days later he asked me for a date (never thought that would happen since we're both pretty shy). So far so good, but everything nice has it's downside. The thing is, we live 230km apart from each other, and we can only meet at weekends. That was never easy to begin with, but since the last couple of weeks this really gets me insane. We try to see each other every weekend, but for me it ain't cheap (I don't have a car so I take the train, which costs me about 40€ everytime, without my discount card it would be double) and it's almost five hours from our house to his (he lives i the countryside, so when I arrive with the train it's another hour with the car). For him it ain't easy because he works about 220km away from his home, so he goes there on Sunday evening and returns on Friday evening, and I don't like it when he travels more than 700km on one weekend just to see me for not even two whole days. Thing is, if we aren't very lucky there isn't any change to this damn situation for the next ~ three years. I do a free social year until August, because last year after school no one accepted my application for an apprenticeship, and that was definitely better than just being lazy and staying at home. So if I get accepted for this year, we stick in the same situation as it's now. He applied to several companies near his hometown, but hasn't been accepted yet, which would be great since we could at least spend a bit more time together. Perfect scenario would be if I get a job near his hometown (applied there as well), and could get a flat there, but to be honest, the chance is like zero. So sorry for the long text, but I really needed to get this off my chest, since I'm going insane if the situation continues like this for three or more years. Everytime when he drives to work after he visited me at the weekend I cry like some kid, even though I try not to, because when he's around everything is just perfect, and when he leaves I'm back at my not so pretty everyday life, where barely someone listens to me and gives me some love.[/QUOTE] you sound way overdependent on him. you should work on improving your standing with other people than with this imo.

Thanks for listening to my story gents, I think I needed to just write it all out and get it out there. I've decided that I'm going to be friends with her but also go back to OkCupid. If I met one awesome one there there surely must be more.

Any advice on car sex?

Keep the gear shifter away from your ass.

[QUOTE=RopaDope;35213619]Any advice on car sex?[/QUOTE] Don't drive at the same time, oh man, ten years for vehicular manslaughter and public indecency.

[QUOTE=sangara;35211666]Thanks for listening to my story gents, I think I needed to just write it all out and get it out there. I've decided that I'm going to be friends with her but also go back to OkCupid. If I met one awesome one there there surely must be more.[/QUOTE] Best course of action. You can likely pick up some friends through her, and shes likely to have some attractive female friends as well.

[QUOTE=RopaDope;35213619]Any advice on car sex?[/QUOTE] You might want to lay down a towel on the seat you're going to be fucking on, just in case any semen leaks down onto the seats (especially ruins leather). Funny story about why I recommend this. One weekend my mom was out town during the summer when I was home from my first year of college and my ex came over. We were flirting a lot on the couch and then we started to get physical and decided not to go up to my bedroom. We screwed for awhile on this leather couch in the middle of a 100+ degree summer getting sweat all over the cushioning. When I finally blew my load in the condom and removed my penis, I did not take the condom off correctly and some of the semen landed on the edge of one of the cushions. At this point I was freaking out, my girlfriend was just lying there exhausted and I just observed the horror of what our sexcapade had created. Around my girlfriend where the sweat had fallen it had stained the light brown leather couch an awful black color and where the semen had fallen the couch had already absorbed the discoloration from it and left a gray stain outline where I had wiped away the semen. Now for those of you who don't know, leather is damned near impossible to clean and I doubted I could remove it all before my mom came back in 2 days and examined the damage. When my girlfriend finally got up and looked she was also horrified, but more for me and expressly said, "Your mom is going to kill you..." My first thought was thanks, I didn't know that, but I appreciate the obvious. But it was quickly followed up by another thought saying thanks for not taking any credit you selfish bitch. Anyways, two days quickly passes and I didn't dare touch the couch because I could easily ruin it far worse than I had if I used any strong chemicals on it. My mom came home, got really mad that the couch she never has time to sit on was ruined and that her 19 year old son had sex somewhere that I apparently wasn't allowed to while I lived there (sorry mom). I paid to replace the cushions and had an awkward conversation about how the only place in her house that I can have sex is in my room.