[QUOTE=RopaDope;35225164]Any advice on shower sex now?[/QUOTE]
I found shower sex really uncomfortable and difficult. My girlfriend is really small and I have to cripple myself in the shower to actually do something. Besides my shower is not so comfortable and big :v:
having sex in the shower is stupid.
i mean do it once and find out how bad it is.
then again a tiny flat isn't the best place for it but whatever...
Best way is to have a fool around in the shower first and proceed to a more comfortable place.
or a more safe place.
a lot of people get injured or even die in the bathroom
[url=http://www.collegehumor.com/video/6542559/showering-with-girls]Relevant[/url] to the shower sex discussion :v:
[QUOTE=Evilan;35214768]You might want to lay down a towel on the seat you're going to be fucking on, just in case any semen leaks down onto the seats (especially ruins leather).
Funny story about why I recommend this. One weekend my mom was out town during the summer when I was home from my first year of college and my ex came over. We were flirting a lot on the couch and then we started to get physical and decided not to go up to my bedroom. We screwed for awhile on this leather couch in the middle of a 100+ degree summer getting sweat all over the cushioning. When I finally blew my load in the condom and removed my penis, I did not take the condom off correctly and some of the semen landed on the edge of one of the cushions.
At this point I was freaking out, my girlfriend was just lying there exhausted and I just observed the horror of what our sexcapade had created. Around my girlfriend where the sweat had fallen it had stained the light brown leather couch an awful black color and where the semen had fallen the couch had already absorbed the discoloration from it and left a gray stain outline where I had wiped away the semen. Now for those of you who don't know, leather is damned near impossible to clean and I doubted I could remove it all before my mom came back in 2 days and examined the damage.
When my girlfriend finally got up and looked she was also horrified, but more for me and expressly said, "Your mom is going to kill you..." My first thought was thanks, I didn't know that, but I appreciate the obvious. But it was quickly followed up by another thought saying thanks for not taking any credit you selfish bitch. Anyways, two days quickly passes and I didn't dare touch the couch because I could easily ruin it far worse than I had if I used any strong chemicals on it. My mom came home, got really mad that the couch she never has time to sit on was ruined and that her 19 year old son had sex somewhere that I apparently wasn't allowed to while I lived there (sorry mom). I paid to replace the cushions and had an awkward conversation about how the only place in her house that I can have sex is in my room.[/QUOTE]
Why didn't you make up an elaborate excuse as to why there were stains on her couch? That's definitely what I would have done although she would probably still be just as angry.
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[QUOTE=killerteacup;35227545]One of the first times I had sex with my girlfriend, she was a virgin and thus there was a bit of everything on the blanket, including blood
freaked right the hell out, got some liquid from under the kitchen sink, looked like stain remover, and tried to rub it off. Looked fine until mum pointed out a huge, maroon ringed stain from the stain remover around the duna. Told her it was a coke spill and the whole thing just blew over[/QUOTE]
This girl has the right idea.
Seith keep up the good work in the social.
I've had sex 3 times (2 girls) and I wasn't dating either of them. Is this a bad thing? :(
Thinking about making a profile on POF.
I'm just looking for hookups, but any advice?
[QUOTE=G71tc4;35239270]I've had sex 3 times (2 girls) and I wasn't dating either of them. Is this a bad thing? :([/QUOTE]
getting more action then most of the facepunchers so yeah
[QUOTE=Ermac20;35239368]getting more action then most of the facepunchers so yeah[/QUOTE]
doesn't feel as good as some might think
[QUOTE=Godline;35239076]Seith keep up the good work in the social.[/QUOTE]
"hehe i was banned from both LA threads and everyone remembers it but instead i'll just post in the other one by proxy in this one that i was also banned in"
[QUOTE=Danny Lol;35238315]Why didn't you make up an elaborate excuse as to why there were stains on her couch? That's definitely what I would have done although she would probably still be just as angry.[/QUOTE]
I have a great relationship with my mom, we're extremely good friends. I don't lie to my friends and I sure as hell wouldn't lie to her about something that big. Not to mention I am a shitty liar.
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[QUOTE=G71tc4;35239270]I've had sex 3 times (2 girls) and I wasn't dating either of them. Is this a bad thing? :([/QUOTE]
Nope, but getting sex is easier in a relationship and a lot more enjoyable in my opinion.
does anyone else feel like this whole "alpha" shit is a) incredibly affected and b) responsible for a lot of what's wrong with dating today? it's almost as dishonest and manipulative as the whole "nice guy" routine. why can't people just be real with one another?
on the positive side it's pretty funny.
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have you ever watched PUA videos? it's free comedy material and there's shitloads of it.
[QUOTE=thisispain;35240667]on the positive side it's pretty funny.
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have you ever watched PUA videos? it's free comedy material and there's shitloads of it.[/QUOTE]
agreed. it's funny watching it fail for people with no social graces whatsoever who go on the internet and tell people the sentences that they've planned verbatim to say to girls weeks in advance so that other neckbearded "alpha" pussy slayers can critique their word choice. how much more trite can you possibly get with all this canned confidence?
maybe, [I]maybe[/I] you can use shit like this to score quick sex if you're uncharacteristically suave and she's uncharacteristically drunk, which i suppose is a dynamic that the entire "pickup artist community" thrives from, but a relationship based on something like this is going to be a relationship based on a facade.
i've had several girlfriends and the one i'm with now i'm seriously considering marrying once i graduate. i never used pick up lines on these girls and i never rehearsed before i asked them out. i'm of the opinion that great relationships bloom from great friendships. the trick is to be friends with girls with a romantic subtext.
being friends with girls does kick ass that's true
[QUOTE=thisispain;35240755]being friends with girls does kick ass that's true[/QUOTE]
i think the reason that guys get "friendzoned" is because their friendships with girls lack that subtle flirtiness that makes it work in the end. i also laugh my ass off when they blame the girl. "how dare you friendzone me! I WAS THERE FOR YOU! THE NICE GUYS ARE RIGHT HERE!!!"
there are plenty of chicks with whom i am friends that i would never date. they're either too obnoxious or just not my type altogether. i don't understand how guys think that they're somehow exempt from this as long as they're nice. like if i cried on some girl's shoulder every weekend and bitched about my girlfriend to her, that wouldn't make me any more likely to date her if i didn't like her in the first place.
Some people tend to put too much emotional investment into the non-existent relationship (which they are assured of, will happen). Why do you think the line of "I love you", so popular? Even more, the concept of friend zone has it's own positives - people who are having hard time simply seeing the person of their previous interest as someone else, are best kept at distance from the individual of their interest. Keeps everyone safe and in normal mental and emotional condition, at least.
If I get friendzoned by an interest, its either because
A: She wasn't interested in me to begin with
or
B: I failed to move in time.
it just bothers me when guys get mad at chicks for not reciprocating the completely unsolicited emotional intimacy that they provide. guys thrust themselves out as shoulders to cry on and whine endlessly about how they "love" this chick and how it's so unfair that she won't date them which frankly i think is utter bullshit. if you really loved someone you would be fine with just being friends. it says a great deal that these people pitch fits over being denied pussy, and then try to make some ridiculous point that it's the girl's fault, as if they can possibly control who they're attracted to.
[QUOTE=S31-Syntax;35240950]If I get friendzoned by an interest, its either because
A: She wasn't interested in me to begin with
or
B: I failed to move in time.[/QUOTE]
Same as me but it's neither of those, wtf!?!?!
I got friendzoned within a relationship, can I cry? :v:
But hey, do you really expect people to realize everything about their situation immediately?
What age did you first have sex with your girlfriend, or have sex in general? And what were the circumstances for said encounter?
I'm just curious, being a young'en who has recently acquired a girlfriend, and want to hear your experiences.
15. she was older and "experienced", and i was the young and cute one in the group so she let me have a go at it.
wouldn't recommend it because it was awful. we didn't do it because we were in love or girlfriend-boyfriend, we just did it because we were bored and it was something i hadn't done before.
[QUOTE=Daggoth;35240724]agreed. it's funny watching it fail for people with no social graces whatsoever who go on the internet and tell people the sentences that they've planned verbatim to say to girls weeks in advance so that other neckbearded "alpha" pussy slayers can critique their word choice. how much more trite can you possibly get with all this canned confidence?
maybe, [I]maybe[/I] you can use shit like this to score quick sex if you're uncharacteristically suave and she's uncharacteristically drunk, which i suppose is a dynamic that the entire "pickup artist community" thrives from, but a relationship based on something like this is going to be a relationship based on a facade.
i've had several girlfriends and the one i'm with now i'm seriously considering marrying once i graduate. i never used pick up lines on these girls and i never rehearsed before i asked them out. i'm of the opinion that great relationships bloom from great friendships. the trick is to be friends with girls with a romantic subtext.[/QUOTE]
You've been watching too many Hollywood highschool movies, right?
It's a good thing you only suppose "the entire community" thrives from it. Have you ever tried it? That's like me saying powerlifting sucks because most powerlifters are fat (which is also wrong, but people enjoy stereotypes) while not even trying to wrap my head around it.
[QUOTE=Chezhead;35241914]What age did you first have sex with your girlfriend, or have sex in general? And what were the circumstances for said encounter?
I'm just curious, being a young'en who has recently acquired a girlfriend, and want to hear your experiences.[/QUOTE]
Man, I didn't have sex until I was 19. I was such a socially awkward and social anxious kid in high school, but somehow ended up with a great girlfriend for two years starting my senior year. We didn't have sex for the first 4 months of our relationship (mostly because of me since I was still anxious and still scared shitless about being around my girlfriend at times).
The circumstances for my first time were that I invited her over to my house to watch a movie that I really don't remember all that well. I was sitting at an angle on my bed with my back to my headboard and she was laying her back on my chest with my holding my arms around her waist. We sat there in a sort of cuddling position for half of the movie just enjoying each others company until she basically made the first move by making out with me. And that's how it happened.
[QUOTE=Chezhead;35241914]What age did you first have sex with your girlfriend, or have sex in general? And what were the circumstances for said encounter?
I'm just curious, being a young'en who has recently acquired a girlfriend, and want to hear your experiences.[/QUOTE]
20 and still counting.
I never experienced this friend-zone thing and I really think that is only a strategy used by those "friendzoned" people to lie to themselves and make them feel better in the end.
It is the same as being rejected, the girl simply doesn't like as a romantical partner. Besides the "Nice guys deserve girls" belief is the same crap.
/rant
These fucking things right here.
[IMG]http://www.artvillage.fr/medias/011161_c.jpg[/IMG]
I ain't shittin' you guys, they taste just like pussy.
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