• Sex, Girlfriends and Shit III
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[QUOTE=Yahnich;35298805]dude. you're buying a thirteen year old a dog collar. think about this[/QUOTE] I already have, I mean shit like that is pretty normal for us. I mean I call her my bitch and she calls me her bitch. it makes sense
hey guys whats going on in this thread [QUOTE=SHOE3045;35298876]I already have, I mean shit like that is pretty normal for us. I mean I call her my bitch and she calls me her bitch. it makes sense[/QUOTE] OH LAWD
i'm actually interested. do tell us more please
My sister has a survey on sex and stuff. Is anyone here interested in taking it? I'll make her post the results somewhere, since I'm interested in the results. It's for a class she'll be teaching on sexuality, I guess. [url]http://www.surveymonkey.com/s/VVJMJJ[/url] I take it Shoe's dating someone underaged? I'm dating someone underaged right now (only by a few months, but it still gives me pause). It kind of makes me feel like a creeper, but I'm dating them because I like them, not because of their age.
[QUOTE=Penultimate;35299100]My sister has a survey on sex and stuff. Is anyone here interested in taking it? I'll make her post the results somewhere, since I'm interested in the results. It's for a class she'll be teaching on sexuality, I guess. [URL]http://www.surveymonkey.com/s/VVJMJJ[/URL] I take it Shoe's dating someone underaged? I'm dating someone underaged right now (only by a few months, but it still gives me pause). It kind of makes me feel like a creeper, but I'm dating them because I like them, not because of their age.[/QUOTE] Link goes to the homepage for me. I'm actually interested in someone underage at the moment. She turns 18 in september...
[QUOTE=Yahnich;35298512]that's like your opinion[/QUOTE] it is a very good opinion because believe it or not it's possible to not want to fuck someone.
[QUOTE=Penultimate;35299100] I take it Shoe's dating someone underaged? I'm dating someone underaged right now (only by a few months, but it still gives me pause). It kind of makes me feel like a creeper, but I'm dating them because I like them, not because of their age.[/QUOTE] he's 18 she's 13.
Ah, okay. Thanks. I have honestly no idea how to get the link working, but I will eventually. Whoops. I want to not fuck my siblings all the time! Like, I felt dirty even just writing that sentence. Anyway. Wait. Wouldn't I actually need to write, "I not fuck my siblings all the time!" I mean, putting 'want' there implies I don't want to fuck them, but do anyway. Okay, okay, forget it. Scratch out that paragraph. I mean, the most frustrating thing about dating someone underaged is that I know he has hormones and he has at least enough maturity to deal with those feelings, you know? But for some reason, some person somewhere thinks he can't. That isn't to say that I don't think there should be limits, but still. (Thank you, Pain). Ooooh, that's a big difference. At least for someone 13. I mean, my current kinda boyfriend is 15 and I'm 20, which, I mean, let me reiterate that I don't really like the age-difference, but I like him. I can't imagine dating someone 13, though. I'm sure I was a right little shit when I was 13.
So is it normal to have to change the subject in your head away from your most recent ex because the entire situation just pisses you off so much? Multiple times daily, my mind will be doing its normal thing when the thought chain goes from: Current activity->Association with memory of event->Association with Ex->Minor nausea->Rapid buildup of rage->self control kicks in and I change subject in my head. Its really quite annoying. /annoyance Whats interesting about these age differences is if you added 10 years to either party's age, it'd be totally fine. Hell, 5 years and it'd be fine. I gotta agree though someone that young? thats just... too much of a difference right now. I know you like her and all, but you gotta let her grow up some and decide what she wants to do with her life a little before you enter into that kind of relationship. At this point you are directly affecting her social maturation and you may have an adverse affect on said maturation simply because she's so young. not to mention the obvious legal issue if you two get... "adventurous". I'm not sure what country you are in, but in the US, if you two get caught being adventurous? you're dead. Her parents can press statutory rape charges on you, as well as sex with a minor, and if they can they'll get child endangerment as well and God knows what else. The pile of legal shit will be so large that you will likely never be done with it for the rest of your life. As for this girl I'm interested in... she was a freshman when I was a senior in highschool. We're 2.5 years apart as it is and personally I'd love if something happened there between us. Only issue I have with it is being a distraction to school and the fact that she's a minor and I'm not. Then there is the social stigma attached to me dating someone in highschool still. -sigh- goddamnit brain, why'd you have to go and do that?
This thread really shouldn't be as active as it is.
Since being in GD this thread has kinda taken a turn for the worst. Infinitely more entertaining mind.
I came in here for a good time and this is oh my god what
[QUOTE=Yahnich;35298278]don't worry about it, i think i have a similar thing to what you have. just call it ribbed for her pleasure and you're good to go[/QUOTE] It's not fordyce nor is it on my dick, I got veins and shit for that It's on my ballsack I slept, it did not get any bigger, it's just a red bump. I'm thinking it's just a irritated fordyce spot, that when I used a razor on caused it to become enlarged. If it isn't gone by this week, then I might get it checked out, if it starts becoming bigger or irritating(itching and shit).
I had a spot on my balls last week and it quite hurt. It went the next day.
[QUOTE=SHOE3045;35298678]I thought about what you guys said and I talked to Jane about it. Our relationship is not normal, but shes closer to me than I have ever been with another person. She told me today that I know her better than anyone else she knows, and I know the same goes for me. She has seen the darkest sides of me and I know what goes on in the back of her head. We are both fully aware of the developmental gap between us. Neither of us cares. I could write a fucking book but I'll stop here. Point is we love eachother, in our own weird way[/QUOTE] So, what do her parents think? What do your parents think? [editline]26th March 2012[/editline] Dr. facepunch, I don't like to go out, and I have about 0 girls at my school, and I'm not interested in the girls in my group of friends, what do? [sp]Not interested in going gay either[/sp]
[QUOTE=eternalflamez;35302204]Dr. facepunch, I don't like to go out, and I have about 0 girls at my school, and I'm not interested in the girls in my group of friends, what do?[/QUOTE] Get a job. As for you guys dating underage people... when the person is underage by a few months, I only ever suggest people avoid dating still to protect themselves. Too many times I have heard of guys dating just under the legal age and then the girl gets mad and cries rape, or the parents find out and report it, whatever. For a few years difference, like an 18 year old dating a 13 year old... guys, he/she is still a kid. You're doing it wrong.
[QUOTE=FlakAttack;35302324]Get a job.[/QUOTE] Already have one but I work at a supermarket, and I never get in contact with the cashiers, and the male -> female ratio is about 5->1 or so. (There is one girl that works at the same time and place as I do, every time when I work, but idk.) I might be socially awkward when it comes to getting a gf. I have friends (also female ones), but not a large group, cuz I'm "Too much of a nerd". Which is kinda true too.
There is a slight chance I may have skipped several social obligations yesterday for a full day of boning. My friends are gonna hate me.
[QUOTE=JohnnyMo1;35302973]There is a slight chance I may have skipped several social obligations yesterday for a full day of boning. My friends are gonna hate me.[/QUOTE] They'll get over it.
[QUOTE=JohnnyMo1;35302973]There is a slight chance I may have skipped several social obligations yesterday for a full day of boning. My friends are gonna hate me.[/QUOTE] Just tell your bros you had a full day of boning instead. They'd probably understand
I'm sure it can be solved by judicious application of high fives.
Everytime I get laid something bad happens. This time around my girlfriend did not get into the class she wanted. Last time I did not get that sure job. Maybe coincidence or God likes sick jokes.
[QUOTE=hoodoo456;35298658]Dude. I have, like, 5 female friends, and I don't feel the need to fuck them all.[/QUOTE] If you could, would you?
[QUOTE=JohanGS;35303397]If you could, would you?[/QUOTE] Some of them. ;o
[QUOTE=Penultimate;35299211] (Thank you, Pain). Ooooh, that's a big difference. At least for someone 13. I mean, my current kinda boyfriend is 15 and I'm 20, which, I mean, let me reiterate that I don't really like the age-difference, but I like him. I can't imagine dating someone 13, though. I'm sure I was a right little shit when I was 13.[/QUOTE] Not really that big of a difference, in fact it's the same age difference. And I bet they both like each other for who they are.
I just could never imagine dating a 13 year old. But, of course, I'm not. So... yeah.
[QUOTE=Penultimate;35303840]I just could never imagine dating a 13 year old. But, of course, I'm not. So... yeah.[/QUOTE] Yeah, there would be something very wrong if I ever dated a 13 year old... 23 y/o male and a substitute teacher for DPS. That would look real good in the newspaper.
[QUOTE=SHOE3045;35298678]I thought about what you guys said and I talked to Jane about it. Our relationship is not normal, but shes closer to me than I have ever been with another person. She told me today that I know her better than anyone else she knows, and I know the same goes for me. She has seen the darkest sides of me and I know what goes on in the back of her head. We are both fully aware of the developmental gap between us. Neither of us cares. [b]I could write a fucking book[/b] but I'll stop here. Point is we love eachother, in our own weird way[/QUOTE] Somebody already did right a book about you mate, its called 'Lolita'... :raise:
SHOE3045: Of course she doesn't have a problem with your relationship, she's THIRTEEN years old. She's too young to grasp it. She's going to hate you in a few years though. [B]Kids[/B] don't realize that it's inappropriate to date someone who is of a different maturity level both physically and mentally. As a much older guy than herself you are way too much of a role-model for her to question your ways, which can create a bond of trust between you which is unhealthy. Much like when a father takes advantage of his own daughter. I am however starting to think that you're a troll. You're being too indifferent about serious matters.
[QUOTE=eternalflamez;35303606]Some of them. ;o[/QUOTE] Would you say that these girls are better friends/funnier/more likeable/whatnot?
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