[QUOTE=m0nkey98;35337730]hehe, you got me :P
parents were in the house & no door lock, no condom (she has an injection form of birth control but still the idea of ejaculating inside is scary), no experience. pretty nervous, but it went well regardless. only a couple years past 14 by the way, friend ;)[/QUOTE]
We are humbled by your awe inspiring presence, oh master of the female orgasm to think that we have amused you is too great an honor for us to bear, might you link us your facebook to demonstrate your mastering of the social world and sexual deviance? We surely could learn your ways, sensei.
[QUOTE=thisispain;35335386]one time we smoked some pot before we got down.
she fell asleep hahahahahh
(got down, now i sound 14 years old)[/QUOTE]
is it true sex is heaps better while high?
[QUOTE=SHOE3045;35338079]Ive never even kissed a girl and im 17... fuck[/QUOTE]
don't worry about it
[QUOTE=SHOE3045;35338079]Ive never even kissed a girl and im 17... fuck[/QUOTE]
I was that old when I had my first kiss.
God it was so poorly executed.
Still my favorite though.
[QUOTE=Pace.;35338627]is it true sex is heaps better while high?[/QUOTE]
no it just makes me disoriented and sleepy.
we got the idea from a friend of ours who actually cannot get off without marijuana, but once we tried it she just fell asleep and i laughed for about 20 minutes.
never again
Argh Some fucking insane as shit girl keeps texting me. I said Hi to her once, and now it means I like her.
Seriously, when she first got me number it was about 80 texts in 3 hours mostly consisting of "omg i thought we were friends" "why wont you answer me?" "do you hate me?" and variations of such. I never responded except to say "Please stop texting me"
SHE CANNOT TAKE A FUCKING HINT.
I am too damn nice to just say "fuck off" so I have been trying to give subtle hints. No luck D:
"Please stop texting me" is not a subtle hint.
[QUOTE=Pace.;35338627]is it true sex is heaps better while high?[/QUOTE]
if heaps better you mean struggling to maintain a boner for longer that 10 seconds then yes. although if you suffer from premature ejaculation then weed will be your best friend forever. since mary jane is a natural relaxant and somewhat slows you down, although the sensation is fucking amazing if its done right. So find you local dealer and share a gram bewtween you and your loved one and try it out. Honestly I can't myself because it takes me like 30 minutes to cum and sex becomes more of a mission than just pleasure.
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[QUOTE=m0nkey98;35335093]lol the first time me and my girlfriend had sex, i didn't even cum.
but she did.
4 times.
i thought it was supposed to be the other way around...[/QUOTE]
what positions did you do, just curious. did it involve hitting her gspot alot or was it in a romantic setting?
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[QUOTE=m0nkey98;35337638]i mean, this is the thread about [b]sex, girlfriends and shit[/b] is it not? it just amused me because males have a reputation for premature ejaculation and it totally surprised me when i never even got close to an orgasm my first time. yet, she did. 4 times. isn't that strange and amusing? that's why i posted it, goddamn.
but you're all like "ohhhhhhh you're so amazing. just kidding. fuck off, no one cares."[/QUOTE]
idk man, some people in this thread are fags and only believe your supposed to cum in like 30 seconds or less and dont believe you have awesome sex skills which seem to come naturally to everyone last time I checked.
[QUOTE=RopaDope;35339648]
idk man, some people in this thread are fags and only believe your supposed to cum in like 30 seconds or less and dont believe you have awesome sex skills which seem to come naturally to everyone last time I checked.[/QUOTE]
yeah man
some people in this thread are fags i swear to god
never have sex while watching george carlin
[QUOTE=m0nkey98;35337638]i mean, this is the thread about [b]sex, girlfriends and shit[/b] is it not? it just amused me because males have a reputation for premature ejaculation and it totally surprised me when i never even got close to an orgasm my first time. yet, she did. 4 times. isn't that strange and amusing? that's why i posted it, goddamn.
but you're all like "ohhhhhhh you're so amazing. just kidding. fuck off, no one cares."[/QUOTE]
Well, this could be really impressive, a "meh" moment or a miscommunication. If I remember the sex ed seminar I was forced to go to my first year of college, females have 2 types of orgasms. One is triggered from external stimulation and the other from internal stimulation (aka penetration). A lot of guys mistake an external from an internal orgasm because for them it's easier to comprehend only a single type of orgasm.
Anyways, I consider it a success if I last as long or a bit longer than the woman I am having sex with.
[QUOTE=Pace.;35338627]is it true sex is heaps better while high?[/QUOTE]
Good and bad. Much more physically and emotionally intimate, especially if it's with a girlfriend/etc. Increased stimulation as well so foreplay is a lot more fun and enjoyable, imo more enjoyable than the actual sex itself. You'll also last [i]much[/i] longer when you eventually do have sex.
However, you're going to quickly become really fucking dry, both in your mouths and down there. If you just keep drinking water + using lube it's manageable though.
Sex on LSD though, now that's a different experience.
[QUOTE=Dark_Light;35340986]Good and bad. Much more physically and emotionally intimate, especially if it's with a girlfriend/etc. Increased stimulation as well so foreplay is a lot more fun and enjoyable, imo more enjoyable than the actual sex itself. You'll also last [i]much[/i] longer when you eventually do have sex.[/QUOTE]
wow
now i feel ripped off
[quote]
Sex on LSD though, now that's a different experience. [/quote]
sounds frightening.
I understand what you described as well though, which is why I'd recommend just sharing a small joint or something rather than getting too stoned to function. Once my ex and I smoked up and started making out, then she just stopped abruptly and started talking about something completely abstract for 20 minutes which completely killed the mood so we ended up watching random shit on the Internet instead.
I love having stoned sex we often have stoned sex.
Sex on stimulants doesn't always work (pilly willy) and drunken sex can be more fun because the rules kinda go out the window. Although if I'm too drunk I'll sometimes end up not cumming but keep feeling really close to climax.
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[QUOTE=RopaDope;35339648]if heaps better you mean struggling to maintain a boner for longer that 10 seconds then yes. although if you suffer from premature ejaculation then weed will be your best friend forever. since mary jane is a natural relaxant and somewhat slows you down, although the sensation is fucking amazing if its done right. So find you local dealer and share a gram bewtween you and your loved one and try it out. Honestly I can't myself because it takes me like 30 minutes to cum and sex becomes more of a mission than just pleasure.
[editline]29th March 2012[/editline]
what positions did you do, just curious. did it involve hitting her gspot alot or was it in a romantic setting?
[editline]29th March 2012[/editline]
idk man, some people in this thread are fags and only believe your supposed to cum in like 30 seconds or less and dont believe you have awesome sex skills which seem to come naturally to everyone last time I checked.[/QUOTE]
You sound like a massively conceited dick. Pull your head out your arse.
Drunk sex is good as long as you don't get drunks-dick or start to puke.
i've never had sober sex!!
If being high doesn't count as being sober we've had stoned sex many more times than we have sober.
[QUOTE=Doozle;35341461]If being high doesn't count as being sober[/QUOTE]
in what world would being high count as being sober, mate?
I mean it's not even on a comparable scale as being drunk or on beans. We often have had a joint before having sex at some point, unless we've been busy.
We always have a post sex joint as well.
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In other news I'm kinda hoping my sister breaks up with her boyfriend, as horrible as it sounds. But he don't deserve her, she was really upset last week because they were going to go out and he'd spent the money he was meant to be taking out on weed, which meant he had no money.
The other day I asked my sister whether she'd watch BGT on saturday night, apparently she'd watched her boyfriend play DC universe all night. I'd never make my bird watch me play the playstation all night
Don't get me wrong he's a nice enough lad and he'd never do anything to properly hurt her but he's just a bit of a slob and I don't think he treats her very well.
Im about to make a big step with my girlfriend and buy a house, real mix of feelings going on but generally cant wait to have our own place together.
congrats!!
you should have sex and shit in it
Fuck really I was just going to look at the walls
Also you want to get some weed that makes you feel uppy and energetic, rather than the shit that makes you laugh at walls, makes you hungry, and then makes you sleepy.
I need something to cheer me up FP, I just had to break up with my GF... Today's a sad day.
Any advice?
Icecream.
1. eat ice cream a tub at a time and watch rom coms for anywhere between 24 - 72 hours
2. cry a little bit, regret breaking up with her
3. wake up the next day realising it was the right thing to do
4. get on with life
- rinse and repeat as required
you'll be fine
Chocolate.
And Autumn is always right.
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*right as always
[QUOTE=eternalflamez;35346491]Chocolate.
And Autumn is always right.
[editline]29th March 2012[/editline]
*right as always[/QUOTE]
I sell chocolate at my school so I can make some money aside from my job.
I've eaten five king-size Herseys since I got home two hours ago.
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I don't want to get fat but this is all so tasty :(
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