[QUOTE=overdark;35383932]Oh well, I fucking hate women, but even I need some action every now and then.[/QUOTE]
:/
[editline]1st April 2012[/editline]
leave your girlfriend you're a moron and you don't deserve her
[QUOTE=ChestyMcGee;35384050]:/
[editline]1st April 2012[/editline]
leave your girlfriend you're a moron and you don't deserve her[/QUOTE]
Haha you take it quite literally. No, I love her, we've been together for more than a year. That was more of a general thing. Which now I wonder why I said it. Oh well.
[QUOTE=overdark;35383932]Yeah, I tried that the last time, we weren't going for actual penetration but she just couldn't get wet at all, no matter what I tried to do. I can't say she was stressed or anything, and that's why I was confused. I'm not sure if she's the kind that fantasizes about things, she's still a bit shy about those things and every single time I feel like giving up on trying to get her to be more into sexy stuff.
Oh well, I fucking hate women, but even I need some action every now and then.[/QUOTE]
Dude, what? A couple of questions to ask you: 1) How long have you been together? (this is very important!) and 2) Are you pressuring her into wanting to have sex?
From your attitude, you seem to have a "I just want a girlfriend for the sex" attitude, which is totally wrong. If it's [B]her[/B] first time, don't fuck it up for her. Just because you want to get laid, it doesn't mean you should disregard her feelings and emotions just so you can "get some".
If you've been going out for less than 3 months, and you're between the ages of 16-18, you should seriously take it slow. Especially since it's the first time for both of you.
However, don't be a jerk and mess her up. If your mindset is just to get laid, tell her that you're not right for her and leave her for some girl who would want that.
[editline]1st April 2012[/editline]
Oh right, a year is okay then. You should be closer than you describe. You still don't talk about things of a sexual nature? Try and get there comfortably first before you attempt to have sex, or it'll be awkward and she won't be comfortable.
[QUOTE=loopoo;35384077]Dude, what? A couple of questions to ask you: 1) How long have you been together? (this is very important!) and 2) Are you pressuring her into wanting to have sex?
From your attitude, you seem to have a "I just want a girlfriend for the sex" attitude, which is totally wrong. If it's [B]her[/B] first time, don't fuck it up for her. Just because you want to get laid, it doesn't mean you should disregard her feelings and emotions just so you can "get some".
If you've been going out for less than 3 months, and you're between the ages of 16-18, you should seriously take it slow. Especially since it's the first time for both of you.
However, don't be a jerk and mess her up. If your mindset is just to get laid, tell her that you're not right for her and leave her for some girl who would want that.
[editline]1st April 2012[/editline]
Oh right, a year is okay then. You should be closer than you describe. You still don't talk about things of a sexual nature? Try and get there comfortably first before you attempt to have sex, or it'll be awkward and she won't be comfortable.[/QUOTE]
Absolutely not, don't take me wrong. I'm not pressuring her, in fact she brought this up. I'm 20 and she's almost 19.
[QUOTE=overdark;35384095]Absolutely not, don't take me wrong. I'm not pressuring her, in fact she brought this up. I'm 20 and she's almost 19.[/QUOTE]
Oh right, then in that case, best of luck man! You're more than ready for that level of intimacy :) You came across as a jerk earlier but you seem like a decent guy <3
Your problem has been solved, like Autumn and Methylparaben said: use lube.
Enjoy your first time bro <3
you're 20 and you say you hate women
lol wtf. i hate this poorly thought out angsty misogynist shit
[QUOTE=ChestyMcGee;35384115]you're 20 and you say you hate women
lol wtf. i hate this poorly thought out angsty misogynist shit[/QUOTE]
Most of them, yes. Can't blame the fact that I'm at Uni and 99% of them are absolute bitches.
[QUOTE=loopoo;35384114]Oh right, then in that case, best of luck man! You're more than ready for that level of intimacy :) You came across as a jerk earlier but you seem like a decent guy <3
Your problem has been solved, like Autumn and Methylparaben said: use lube.
Enjoy your first time bro <3[/QUOTE]
Thank you. In hindsight I think it was a bad idea to say that, so I apologize if I came across as such.
[QUOTE=overdark;35384136]Most of them, yes. Can't blame the fact that I'm at Uni and 99% of them are absolute bitches.[/QUOTE]
you don't even know them. some hyperbolic figure like 99% of guys at your uni are probably assholes too. who gives a shit. gender is so irrelevant
[QUOTE=ChestyMcGee;35384149]you don't even know them. some hyperbolic figure like 99% of guys at your uni are probably assholes too. who gives a shit. gender is so irrelevant[/QUOTE]
-snip- I read that wrong.
but... you just saaid....
hahaahah what the hell
[QUOTE=ChestyMcGee;35384184]but... you just saaid....
hahaahah what the hell[/QUOTE]
Sorry, I'm tired, I read that wrong. Time to alt-f4.
Thanks for the advice guys!
[QUOTE=Yahnich;35384276]my girlfriend refuses to orgasm?????
like this one time i was working up a good rhythm and she goes all like "stop stop stop" and i was like "what, you came already?" and she was just like "no"
why the fuck would you even do that? stop right before the climax???[/QUOTE]
This'll sound silly, but perhaps she's not comfortable enough yet letting you see her "O" face :p It took me a while to rack up the courage to unleash my climax face (AKA rapey / pervy / oh god what am I in love with face) on my poor girlfriend.
[QUOTE=Yahnich;35384276]my girlfriend refuses to orgasm?????
like this one time i was working up a good rhythm and she goes all like "stop stop stop" and i was like "what, you came already?" and she was just like "no"
why the fuck would you even do that? stop right before the climax???[/QUOTE]
are you living alone? are you at hers? are her folks home?
maybe she's really loud and can't help it
[QUOTE=Yahnich;35384276]my girlfriend refuses to orgasm?????
like this one time i was working up a good rhythm and she goes all like "stop stop stop" and i was like "what, you came already?" and she was just like "no"
why the fuck would you even do that? stop right before the climax???[/QUOTE]
Gets too intense for some girls. Makes them feel like they're going to pee.
[QUOTE=Mlisen14;35384843]Gets too intense for some girls. Makes them feel like they're going to pee.[/QUOTE]
This too. She might be scared she'll pee, even though it's just a sensation and wouldn't actually happen.
just tell her your down with the yellow
Nothings wrong with a little golden shower.
Or you could do it in the shower, making it a golden shower shower.
It's gonna finally come down to it and she's confident she's not going to pee and enjoy it
then she shits all over you
Or take her to the beach and swim in the ocean, then that way no one would know. Plus, who are we kidding, [I]everyone[/I] pees in the ocean so she would be absolutely relaxed.
Just don't let her eat any asparagus.
[QUOTE=loopoo;35382528]Thanks man, I really appreciate that. You're right.
You're a total bro <3 I know, this is a short reply, but I just want you to know you've really helped out.[/QUOTE]
No worries dude. I feel guilty these days because I'm quite busy and have hardly any time to drop in these threads and help out with people's problems as much as I would like to, but I saw yours and could somewhat relate as I went through my first breakup last year, so I had to reply.
Feel free to drop me a PM if there's anything else you want an opinion on outside of these threads, especially in the coming weeks/months, and I extend that invitation to anyone else reading this as well.
I need some advice: my soldier isn't standing to attention when duty calls with the girlfriend but I'm not feeling nervous or insecure or anything. I do exercise and I'm not a fat bastard either so I don't know what's going on, and yes I know this is probably the 7 quadrillionth time someone's asked this so I apologize.
By the way I'm sorry Dan if you happen to read this post (he's a friend of mine).
[QUOTE=E1025;35386791]I need some advice: my soldier isn't standing to attention when duty calls with the girlfriend but I'm not feeling nervous or insecure or anything. I do exercise and I'm not a fat bastard either so I don't know what's going on, and yes I know this is probably the 7 quadrillionth time someone's asked this so I apologize.
By the way I'm sorry Dan if you happen to read this post (he's a friend of mine).[/QUOTE]
Nothing we can really say to help you on this one. You sound like you have erectile dysfunction. May have to go to the Doctors to get it sorted out.
fuck.
I can get boners normally though?
[QUOTE=E1025;35386908]fuck[/QUOTE]
Hold your horses. You didn't provide any details; Is this an ongoing problem? Were there times it was standing when duty called?
[QUOTE=E1025;35386791]I need some advice: my soldier isn't standing to attention when duty calls with the girlfriend but I'm not feeling nervous or insecure or anything. I do exercise and I'm not a fat bastard either so I don't know what's going on, and yes I know this is probably the 7 quadrillionth time someone's asked this so I apologize.
By the way I'm sorry Dan if you happen to read this post (he's a friend of mine).[/QUOTE]You might be feeling nervous unconsciously or it might just be doing that due to circumstances.
[QUOTE=E1025;35386791]I need some advice: my soldier isn't standing to attention when duty calls with the girlfriend but I'm not feeling nervous or insecure or anything. I do exercise and I'm not a fat bastard either so I don't know what's going on, and yes I know this is probably the 7 quadrillionth time someone's asked this so I apologize.
By the way I'm sorry Dan if you happen to read this post (he's a friend of mine).[/QUOTE]
Maybe you're not sexually attracted to women, might be time to check things out with dan?
I'm off to pick my girlfriend up from the station. Lols to be had
[QUOTE=Seith;35386922]Hold your horses. You didn't provide any details; Is this an ongoing problem? Were there times it was standing when duty called?[/QUOTE]
Well I've definitely noticed this happening while things have heated up before, and yeah I think there has been a few times it's been okay (but the attention wasn't on me as much). We haven't had sex and the relationship has only been going for 4ish months now so there's only been a few occasions when things have heated up, but on the times when it has I didn't feel comfortable doing anything in my department as I had a semi at best.
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