So it occurred to me this morning that the girl described a "we" when saying "we're going to the movies"
Who is "we"?
Herself, two friend, and [I]her mother.[/I]
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Good thing she was a cool person, and I think I nailed the first impression.
Now for the gardens tomorrow... I'm picking her up at her place.
Her dad will be there, mom won't be.
"We don't do no curb service in this family" -grandfather
-challenge accepted-
[QUOTE=babyarm-bat;35433766]I find doggy style to be very romantic and rad
[editline]4th April 2012[/editline]
try that[/QUOTE]
Problem is, she's short and I'm tall. Put two and two together, and you'll see that isn't possible, sadly.
[QUOTE=Dark_Light;35433410]Here's a startling idea; go outside![/QUOTE]
I always find this saying, amusing.
So, I'm a short guy. I have many friends and such, so all good there. But since ~99% of all girls are taller than me, well, I guess it makes level-past-friends relationships a bit awkward. I find it hard to get anywhere, although I don't want to go the full way to 'somewhere' quite yet, if you get what I mean.
Fuck why am I being ambiguous.
you need to get over your self consciousness about your height
theres no way its actually causing you to fail in relationships, you just need to build up confidence
[QUOTE=Jo The Shmo;35434546]you need to get over your self consciousness about your height
theres no way its actually causing you to fail in relationships, you just need to build up confidence[/QUOTE]
I agree. Unless you are a midget, your height shouldn't matter to you at all.
Alternatively, you could get some remote control stilts and hide them in your pants.
even if you are a little person, plenty have been able to maintain relationships with regular-height people
[QUOTE=Repulsion;35434300]So, I'm a short guy. I have many friends and such, so all good there. But since ~99% of all girls are taller than me, well, I guess it makes level-past-friends relationships a bit awkward. I find it hard to get anywhere, although I don't want to go the full way to 'somewhere' quite yet, if you get what I mean.
Fuck why am I being ambiguous.[/QUOTE]
My ex was literally a head taller than me. Kissing whilst standing up required standing on my toes and her craning her head downwards a little.
It was delightfully awkward but whatever, it didn't bother us. It's nothing to worry about.
[editline]5th April 2012[/editline]
Note, I'm also a short guy, she was also just a tall girl.
[QUOTE=gufu;35434100]I always find this saying, amusing.[/QUOTE]
-stands outside front door-
-women everywhere-
[QUOTE=S31-Syntax;35434992]-stands outside front door-
-women everywhere-[/QUOTE]
Pretty much that. While it's obvious that the women as a resource cannot be find within the dwarven mines, and have to be [del]claimed from an elven caravan[/del] tamed from the possible encounter with flock of. Still, you need reasons to go outside, or rather places. It's unlikely that you'll find someone by going to the store/job to do something. You need a reason to be outside without some kind of important goal. But walking around aimlessly won't help.
[QUOTE=Methylparaben;35429522]You have less time than you think, once your out of college and uni your prospects drop right off[/QUOTE]
True, you don't meet many people when you're out of college and all you do is work, and everyone you do meet is confined to the "work-only" sphere of your life.
[QUOTE=gufu;35435114]Pretty much that. While it's obvious that the women as a resource cannot be find within the dwarven mines, and have to be [del]claimed from an elven caravan[/del] tamed from the possible encounter with flock of. Still, you need reasons to go outside, or rather places. It's unlikely that you'll find someone by going to the store/job to do something. You need a reason to be outside without some kind of important goal. But walking around aimlessly won't help.[/QUOTE]
[del]An ambush! Curses![/del]
Yeah. Met my last ex by accepting a random invite to a lakeside social.
[editline]4th April 2012[/editline]
[QUOTE=Used Car Salesman;35435314]True, you don't meet many people when you're out of college and all you do is work, and everyone you do meet is confined to the "work-only" sphere of your life.[/QUOTE]
Romance in the workplace... cruisin for a bruisin.
I don't seem to last very long. Even if we do it three times in a relatively short period of time, I still don't amount to a whole lot of actual back-and-forth even the third time.
I was under the impression that doggy style gives me the least friction, so I would think that that would help me last longer, but it doesn't.
[QUOTE=MindMuncher;35436340]I don't seem to last very long. Even if we do it three times in a relatively short period of time, I still don't amount to a whole lot of actual back-and-forth even the third time.
I was under the impression that doggy style gives me the least friction, so I would think that that would help me last longer, but it doesn't.[/QUOTE]
Breathing in a normal pattern, not being on top, and thrusting your body rather than just your hips.
These three things help me last a while. and all 3 at once I can go on forever...
I wish my girlfriend could Orgasm via sex easier. I feel bad that I can't finish her without my hands...
She still loves sex though, thank god.
[QUOTE=MindMuncher;35436340]I don't seem to last very long. Even if we do it three times in a relatively short period of time, I still don't amount to a whole lot of actual back-and-forth even the third time.
I was under the impression that doggy style gives me the least friction, so I would think that that would help me last longer, but it doesn't.[/QUOTE]
sex doesn't need to be all about the dick.
Nothing happened to me, just living the dream. Haven't been single for a year now!
Unless I'm missing the point and you are talking about something else? Regardless, this thread I find is a nice place to express my joy and happiness about life (at the moment) when before I met my first (proper) girlfriend I was a depressed little shit who never went out. Now I am barely on Facepunch anymore and I'm always out, my tip for people who want a GF is: Act like you really aren't bothered if nothing happens, [i]pretend[/i] you can do way better than them and never focus your attention on one girl!
My friend was trying to get in with the girl I am with now, he bought her strawberries, the lot. He told me he liked her so I went after her friend, this friend of hers however was extremely quiet and shy and we really weren't getting anywhere. So I went to this girl house and my GF to be was there along with her friend and we all started drinking, my friend who liked my GF to be was out driving at this point. After having a good drinking session for a few hours it was about 1am and I asked my GF to be where the toilet was so she led my upstairs.
She stopped me in the upstairs hallway and said "Hey I really like you by the way and think you're pretty fit" so I replied "Yeah you're not bad yourself like, but my mate likes you so I can't do anything" "But I don't like him..." "Yeah? Well I'd feel bad if we did anything" She sighed a bit and I said "I don't know what to do tbh" then she looked at my eyes and came closer, next thing I knew I was snogging the face off her and she led me into the bedroom where nice things happened :v:
Then a couple of hours later my friend turned up and I explained what happened, he felt a bit crap of course but I told him it wasn't my fault, she made the first move after all!
I never did use that toilet..
[QUOTE=joshdasmif;35439062]Now I am barely on Facepunch anymore and I'm always out, my tip for people who want a GF is: Act like you really aren't bothered if nothing happens, [i]pretend[/i] you can do way better than them and never focus your attention on one girl![/QUOTE]
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Tickle your humorous did I!
[QUOTE=ForgottenKane;35421462]I got a very nice workout. I eventually got tired after 50 minutes of constant fucking though.
[editline]3rd April 2012[/editline]
She's like seven inches shorter than me so the positions are slightly awkward :v:[/QUOTE]
My girlfriend and I have the same height difference, we don't really have and issues with positions, except one time in the shower, nearly killed myself.
It's been two weeks now that I have'nt seen my gf, buying her a big bouquet of flowers.
[QUOTE=LordLoss;35439266]My girlfriend and I have the same height difference, we don't really have and issues with positions, except one time in the shower, nearly killed myself.[/QUOTE]
hahaha, same here! she jumped up and had to grab the top of the shower and just dangled there putting all her weight on me, I slid around knocking shit over in the process
[QUOTE=joshdasmif;35439062]Now I am barely on Facepunch anymore and I'm always out, my tip for people who want a GF is.. barely (be) on Facepunch anymore[/QUOTE]
This would help too.
see I just dont read joshdasmif's posts
it helps that they are each labeled with a huge "CUNT"
What's wrong with my posts?
Something about reading his posts just makes me really uncomfortable. They just seem so... sleazy.
But hey, good for you Josh. I look forward to hearing about the next girl you end up with in a month or so, I'm sure she'll be 'fitter' than all the others too!
[QUOTE=Jo The Shmo;35441030]see I just dont read joshdasmif's posts
it helps that they are each labeled with a huge "CUNT"[/QUOTE]
Lay off him, there is an ignore feature I suggest you use it stop being a cunt.
[QUOTE=Dark_Light;35441143]Something about reading his posts just makes me really uncomfortable. They just seem so... sleazy.
But hey, good for you Josh. I look forward to hearing about the next girl you end up with in a month or so, I'm sure she'll be 'fitter' than all the others too![/QUOTE]
Seem so sleazy? How rude of you, you don't even know me! The next girl I end up with in a month or so might or might not be fitter but if you look forward to hearing that then you must have quite a sad life in my opinion!
Go out more.
You've continuously come into this thread and asked for advice for a girl, ignored it, then dumped her and moved onto another girl, never forgetting to mention that she's much more attractive physically than the previous. That's all I know about you and to me it just seems like you place way too much importance on physical attraction and sex and it's kinda weird and uncomfortable to read all the time.
But whatever I feel like a bit of a dick for calling you sleazy without knowing you beyond some posts on a forum and I've said stupid shit before as well so meh, have your fun however you want to have it.
[QUOTE=Dark_Light;35441649]You've continuously come into this thread and asked for advice for a girl, ignored it, then dumped her and moved onto another girl, never forgetting to mention that she's much more attractive physically than the previous. That's all I know about you and to me it just seems like you place way too much importance on physical attraction and sex and it's kinda weird and uncomfortable to read all the time.
But whatever I feel like a bit of a dick for calling you sleazy without knowing you beyond some posts on a forum and I've said stupid shit before as well so meh, have your fun however you want to have it.[/QUOTE]
Okay thanks, yeah but I'm only 17 can you blame me :v:
I'm also 17.
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