[QUOTE=Rankxerox;35454777]Phew, I today took care of my little fella, and tried discovering just WHAT my gf had destroyed, "luckily" it was only my foreskin she cut up, but fuck, it does hurt.
[editline]6th April 2012[/editline]
i havent jerked off in like almost a week, im getting retarded[/QUOTE]
Glad it was just the foreskin. I was getting worried that your dick was forever closed for business.
[editline]6th April 2012[/editline]
That sounded so much better in my head.
[QUOTE=Jo The Shmo;35454375]you cant think about anything else to compliment besides her boobies?[/QUOTE]
Of Course i can. My point was, that she doesn't notice it almost when i compliment her, since she get random compliments everyday.
you dont have to compliment her all the time, and it really doesn't matter if she notices
if you like something she did or something she's wearing, then compliment it, otherwise don't rack your brain for something to say
[QUOTE=CtrlAltElite;35449007]Ah, where have I heard that before[/QUOTE]
Men, long ago, thought that sex hurt women (lol). So when having sex, the guy told the girl "think of England".
[editline]6th April 2012[/editline]
[QUOTE=Jo The Shmo;35455234]you dont have to compliment her all the time, and it really doesn't matter if she notices
if you like something she did or something she's wearing, then compliment it, otherwise don't rack your brain for something to say[/QUOTE]
I often just compliment my GF out of impulse :v:
My first girlfriend was 21 (or 22) and I was 18. My friend kept thinking I was a player, and she kept getting called a Pedo by her friends.
It was amusing the 2 months we spent together, I don't really think of her as my first proper girlfriend. She did the whole "I'm gonna tell you I'm fine and then one day burst and tell you all the things I didn't like and break up with you".
Though now I am perfectly happy with my current girlfriend (who isn't loopy), going 6 months strong so far.
I accidently found out what she was getting my for my birthday this Monday.
Mother fucking Jedi bath robe.
[img]http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/315IuHfS31L._SS400_.jpg[/img]
She's awesome.
Six months today with my girl, we're gonna paint some fucking Easter eggs.
i shall spend my easter weekend alone, scoffing on chocolate eggs and cuddling my cat
[editline]6th April 2012[/editline]
but i don't mind! i love my cat, and it's nice to be home and off work and just relaxxxing
Cats can't get you pregnant (usually)
on the topic of shitty dates years ago I went to the movies with this one girl and it was cool and stuff we kissed and what not, then we go to her house which was right next to the theatre (i know right) and no one was home. We go upstairs and she implies that we should have sex. In my typical self conscious nerd fashion my thought process wasn't "shit yeah" it was "holy shit what's a good excuse not to have sex right now" so I said we should go do something in town. She reluctantly agreed and I got to the nearest phone and called for support. The date ended on a bad note because I made no attempt to hide the fact that I wanted to get outta there.
Sounds bad but I barely knew her, we had been talking for a week and though she was attractive I just wasn't attracted to her as a person. The experience was kinda creepy. Maybe i'm just a huge fag though.
[QUOTE=Dominic0904;35456708]My first girlfriend was 21 (or 22) and I was 18. My friend kept thinking I was a player, and she kept getting called a Pedo by her friends.
It was amusing the 2 months we spent together, I don't really think of her as my first proper girlfriend. She did the whole [B]"I'm gonna tell you I'm fine and then one day burst and tell you all the things I didn't like and break up with you".[/B]
[/QUOTE]
Dude, come have a damn drink with me. I know EXACTLY how that feels.
[QUOTE=Dominic0904;35456708]My first girlfriend was 21 (or 22) and I was 18. My friend kept thinking I was a player, and she kept getting called a Pedo by her friends.
It was amusing the 2 months we spent together, I don't really think of her as my first proper girlfriend. She did the whole [B]"I'm gonna tell you I'm fine and then one day burst and tell you all the things I didn't like and break up with you"[/B]. [/QUOTE]
Whenever I get the idea something's up with my girlfriend, I always insist she tells me about it. Of course, I won't force the issue, but I just want it cleared up; to prevent things like that from happening. So far it's always been a misunderstanding.
However, two times she's said she thought that I was more excited to be with a friend rather than with her, or that I think she's 'boring'. That's absolutely not the case, I really love her (even though it's only been official for about month), and I obviously tell her. But honestly, I don't know what to say if she were to bring it up again. I'm always honest with her and I trust her to be honest with me, but if she says she doesn't know, then I don't really know what to do about it, either.
I've never had a date or relationship and the furthest I've gotten with women is a friendly hug from a girl I knew as a kid.
I have no desire to pursue a relationship and I don't have a desire to have sex with anyone.
And I am content with this, I understand that I am an anomaly in this regard. Thought you sure get a lot of interesting reactions from people when they ask you about this sort of subject and you tell them that you've done nothing and want to do nothing.
you gon get psychology'd
What do you mean by that?
Anyone here got any ideas for something to do when meeting up for the first time with a girl. The cinema seems pretty useless for makeing a good first impression as theres not much time to talk to each other.
[QUOTE=Methylparaben;35458376]Anyone here got any ideas for something to do when meeting up for the first time with a girl. The cinema seems pretty useless for makeing a good first impression as theres not much time to talk to each other.[/QUOTE]
Walk around the town, tell stories related to stuff you point your finger at.
you could share your opinions of the majesty that is film afterwards, possibly go for consumables afterwards though some people get uncomfortable eating infront of others in such a situation.
An abandoned warehouse is always a good locale if you're looking for some non-consensual
[QUOTE=Autumn;35456767]i shall spend my easter weekend alone, scoffing on chocolate eggs and cuddling my cat
[editline]6th April 2012[/editline]
but i don't mind! i love my cat, and it's nice to be home and off work and just relaxxxing[/QUOTE]
i have a bottle of louis roederer premier nv to drink tomorrow. woop.
[QUOTE=Young Lu;35458478]Walk around the town, tell stories related to stuff you point your finger at.[/QUOTE]
Only one problem with that.
Girl: So what do you want to do today?
Me: Walk around town.
[QUOTE=Parakon;35458509]you could share your opinions of the majesty that is film afterwards, possibly go for consumables afterwards though some people get uncomfortable eating infront of others in such a situation.
An abandoned warehouse is always a good locale if you're looking for some non-consensual[/QUOTE]
I did think about the problem with the food. And for the warehouse, I think it's a little too early on the first meet up. Don't want to come off to rapey as a first impression.
[QUOTE=Methylparaben;35458609]Only one problem with that.
Girl: So what do you want to do today?
Me: Walk around town..[/QUOTE]
girl: so what do you want to do today?
you: i thought we might grab a coffee, do some shopping, maybe have a little lunch?
[QUOTE=mike;35458749]girl: so what do you want to do today?
you: i thought we might grab a coffee, do some shopping, maybe have a little lunch?[/QUOTE]
I probably should have mentioned I'm/were in college. It just doesn't seem to cut it in my eyes. At least not for a first meeting.
[editline]06/04/2012[/editline]
I'v already got ice skating down for a second meeting, If it gets that far.
[QUOTE=Methylparaben;35458774]I probably should have mentioned I'm/were in college. It just doesn't seem to cut it in my eyes. At least not for a first meeting.[/QUOTE]
go to a museum
go ice skating
[editline]6th April 2012[/editline]
go on a trip to somewhere picturesque and take some nice wine and chat
[QUOTE=mike;35458790]go to a museum
go ice skating
[editline]6th April 2012[/editline]
go on a trip to somewhere picturesque and take some nice wine and chat[/QUOTE]
Oh yeah I should also mention that I live in England and everything is constantly rainy. But it's a backup plan. Cheers anyway, I think I know what to do now.
[QUOTE=Autumn;35456767]i shall spend my easter weekend alone, scoffing on chocolate eggs and cuddling my cat
[editline]6th April 2012[/editline]
but i don't mind! i love my cat, and it's nice to be home and off work and just relaxxxing[/QUOTE]
careful, don't wanna turn into a cat lady
[QUOTE=thisispain;35459402]careful, don't wanna turn into a cat lady[/QUOTE]
i fear it's already too late
[editline]6th April 2012[/editline]
[QUOTE=Methylparaben;35458927]Oh yeah I should also mention that I live in England and everything is constantly rainy. But it's a backup plan. Cheers anyway, I think I know what to do now.[/QUOTE]
uhh, so does mike
my suggestion would be
a) the zoo
b) science/fun museumy type thing
mostly because they are the top places that i would like to go for a date, but also because they are both interesting and allow you to both have fun and ~absorb~ stuff in addition to talking about you both like and enjoy
also if you live in england you should know we're officially in a drought now buddy! in fact last week is one of the first times it's rained for more than an hour or so in a good while. if you're going to pass on meteorological stereotypes about england it'd be better if they were actually true right now!
[editline]6th April 2012[/editline]
unless you live in manchester
[QUOTE=Autumn;35459899]
uhh, so does mike
my suggestion would be
a) the zoo
b) science/fun museumy type thing
mostly because they are the top places that i would like to go for a date, but also because they are both interesting and allow you to both have fun and ~absorb~ stuff in addition to talking about you both like and enjoy
also if you live in england you should know we're officially in a drought now buddy! in fact last week is one of the first times it's rained for more than an hour or so in a good while. if you're going to pass on meteorological stereotypes about england it'd be better if they were actually true right now!
[editline]6th April 2012[/editline]
unless you live in manchester[/QUOTE]
Yeah I think I may try a museum/art thing mixed with a film.
Also my next few days of weather forcast, and it's supposed to get worse.
[IMG]http://i41.tinypic.com/2q03eia.png[/IMG]
And I don't live in Manchester either.
[editline]06/04[/editline]
The tempreture is the killer if it's not raining.
My experience of English weather over the last 2 weeks has been amazing.
Also been a while since I was in one of these, doubt anyone would remember my rather un-interesting story, but suffice to say, I ignored all given advice, stayed with this girl through the last 9 months of long distance relationship, and things are GREAT :D
Gonna be going back to the US next month for a full 3 months before a new college course in game design this September. SO EXITED.
[QUOTE=Methylparaben;35458609]Only one problem with that.
Girl: So what do you want to do today?
Me: Walk around town.[/QUOTE]
yeah, because that's totally how stupid and blunt you would say it
[QUOTE=Regorc's Chest;35460118]My experience of English weather over the last 2 weeks has been amazing.[/QUOTE]
It has been great the last few weeks but it's all going downhill now.
[QUOTE=lil_n00blett;35460128]yeah, because that's totally how stupid and blunt you would say it[/QUOTE]
I was just making the point that it didn't seem to make a great first impression.
[QUOTE=Methylparaben;35460180]I was just making the point that it didn't seem to make a great first impression.[/QUOTE]
walking around town, getting a bite to eat, and just browsing areas is a pretty good way to get to know each other. that's all i did with my current girlfriend. it doesn't have to be some really formal first date.
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