I've recently gotten a girlfriend. It happened pretty quickly, I was friendly with her but I didn't know her too well, so it kinda had me a bit worried that I may have been in it just for the sake of having a girlfriend. But I've gotten to know her better and we do get along well, also I've been feeling a lot better about myself that I have in a long while.
And then I just happened to check my horoscope for the day.
[quote]You hunger for love so much that you might not be selective. You shouldn't let yourself act like the starving person at the checkout counter who grabs whatever is handy. New loves don't satisfy[/quote]
:suicide:
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And then I just happened to check my horoscope for the day. [/QUOTE]
don't listen to that shit.
i really don't understand how you would obtain a girlfriend without first knowing if you got along
is this like an arranged marriage or something
[QUOTE=thisispain;35518743]don't listen to that shit.[/QUOTE]
I know they're bullshit and that's it just by law of probability that it happened to hit upon something that applied to me, but holyfuck it seemed really weird :v:
[QUOTE=lil_n00blett;35518746]i really don't understand how you would obtain a girlfriend without first knowing if you got along
is this like an arranged marriage or something[/QUOTE]
I said that we didn't know each other particularly well, but when we had met previously we did get along well.
Is it that hard to eat a girl out? Yesterday was my first time and the girl said it was literally the best she's ever had. She's been with a few guys too. I kinda just went with it the whole time, wasn't hard at all.
Was supposed to watch a soccer game that this girl was playing in.
Showed up at the wrong field. No no the field i was at? they play at that one on thursday.
A+ Information gathering there, genius.
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[QUOTE=Katamari_Jr;35519749]Is it that hard to eat a girl out? Yesterday was my first time and the girl said it was literally the best she's ever had. She's been with a few guys too. I kinda just went with it the whole time, wasn't hard at all.[/QUOTE]
tips and tricks yo [url]http://www.intporn.com/forums/streaming-xxx-videos/47294-how-eat-pussy-101-a.html[/url]
Fuck.
My girlfriend was invited to this supposedly super fucking fancy ass mansion party in downtown Los Angeles. It's for this really popular fashion designer.
I live an hour away.
What do
[QUOTE=sHiBaN;35520929]Fuck.
My girlfriend was invited to this supposedly super fucking fancy ass mansion party in downtown Los Angeles. It's for this really popular fashion designer.
I live an hour away.
What do[/QUOTE]
Get a nice outfit, and get driving?
I dunno. Are you supposed to be there? Does it seem sketchy?
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Dafuq, even though your parents were nice enough to get her a place to live, she still fucks you over?
She is just (being) a bitch, just get your parents to tell her they'll kick her out if she keeps doing this shit to fuck you over.
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If I were you I'd just completely ignore her, defriend her wherever I could, etc...
But that's just me.
I'm sorry to hear this stuff though.
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Jesus, dude, if I was you I would literally cut all communication whatsoever. If that bitch is gonna threaten to kill herself to get her own way, you do not want anything to do with it.
lol dad paying rent so she can live at your place. Possibly most retarded thing ive heard.
[QUOTE=Godline;35523854]lol dad paying rent so she can live at your place. Possibly most retarded thing ive heard.[/QUOTE]
"I will PAY you to keep her there. OH GOD PLEASE"
[QUOTE=Godline;35523854]lol dad paying rent so she can live at your place. Possibly most retarded thing ive heard.[/QUOTE]
Or:
Dad paying rent so he (the son) can have sex with that girl.
Possibly the best thing I've heard.
[QUOTE=eternalflamez;35525383]Or: Dad paying rent so he (the son) can have sex with that girl. Possibly the best thing I've heard.[/QUOTE]
"Don't stick your dick in the crazy"
Just take her please
I'll even pay
[QUOTE=Raider Munch;35521974]It is time to rant, because I really need to vent about this!
There is this girl, whom I was pretty close to in elementary school, who I hadn't seen in many years. She showed up at my moms house(which is about 1 1\2 miles away from my dads which I live in). Anyway, she moved into my moms due to family issues. I got to see her and I was really happy upon seeing her! It was great, she was good looking and all. Suddenly, my moms house foreclosed which forced her to move back in with me and this girl came along too. She slept in my room on an air mattress due to lack of room. She was really cool and nice, and one night came onto me and slowly we got together. Within days we had sex and I really started liking her. But there was problems, she would take advantage of me. She would freak out and get upset and yell at me over the silliest of things. It got pretty awful. I was always genuine and nice to her. For awhile I was basically her bitch to where I'd say sorry even though I had no idea what I had done wrong. After a good 2 1\2 months of shit, I started to really stand up for myself. I caught her on facebook talking so much shit about me to one of mine and her friends. It was bad too, and they were very very very skewed versions of the truth. I called her out on it, and she was very good at flipping it around on me saying it's my fault etc. etc. etc. Well, later in that month I also found out she had planned having webcam sex with her ex boyfriend and all this awful shit, but it didn't happen because he left Skype. If I didn't do something right she would also threaten to kill herself and I even had to chase her down the street to stop her. It got really bad and at this point I was just afraid she would kill herself so I was stuck in an awful position. So me, her and one of her friends hang out. I guess I got slightly flirty with one of her friends without realizing it, and she flips out on me and basically her friend hates me now and she says she deserves better and all this shit. Goddamn that's just the start and I don't want to go further hahahaha! Basically I'm hated by a few people now due to the shit she says about me and oh god it's bad.
/rant over even though there is much more
maybe more later[/QUOTE]
Wait till' she leaves her Facebook logged in, and then send one huge mass message explaining what she does to you.
If your parents aren't friends with her, then they shouldn't receive it. (I never use Facebook unless I want to chat with my friends so I don't know what does what.)
If they believe you, then they could at least know not to take her in and have this happen to them. Probably not the best way, but if she starts this up again, you WILL have to kick her out.
It is said "[b]People never change.[/b]" She probably hasn't either.
[QUOTE=S31-Syntax;35521070]Get a nice outfit, and get driving?
I dunno. Are you supposed to be there? Does it seem sketchy?[/QUOTE]
It might seem sketchy.
I'm worried that if something happened to her, I wouldn't be able to help because Los Angeles is a long ways out and I have no car
Breaking up with people sucks, I feel like I just base jumped or something cause my stomach is turning
aw shit i might have accidently knocked up my girlfriend. you failed me, trojan!
[QUOTE=MightyMax;35530676]aw shit i might have accidently knocked up my girlfriend. you failed me, trojan![/QUOTE]
how do you know, possible to do a pregnancy test yet, too late for morning after pill etc.?
[QUOTE=MightyMax;35530676]aw shit i might have accidently knocked up my girlfriend. you failed me, trojan![/QUOTE]
I know it only takes one time to get someone pregnant, but you can be surprised, just saying I've been in a similar situation before and know how it feels and she didn't get pregnant (I don't want to get your hopes up) but sometimes you can never know, sometimes you just have luck, hopefully she can get a morning after pill
[QUOTE=MightyMax;35530676]aw shit i might have accidently knocked up my girlfriend. you failed me, trojan![/QUOTE]
Keep a level head, don't panic and make sure you are certain. Don't rush into anything or assume anything. Been there done that too, fucking awful situation and you have my sympathy, but trust me just keep your cool and itll all settle out right.
Does anyone else just rely on the pill or implannon etc while having sex? Sometimes I double up with a condom, but its just never enjoyable, I've tried loads of brands over the years and its always the same, the only one that's ever been alright is Feather Light, what about everyone else?
[QUOTE=ZeroMinus;35531620]Does anyone else just rely on the pill or implannon etc while having sex? Sometimes I double up with a condom, but its just never enjoyable, I've tried loads of brands over the years and its always the same, the only one that's ever been alright is Feather Light, what about everyone else?[/QUOTE]
many many many people all over the world
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