We were holding hands. She decided to start licking and sucking my fingers... I said "you would have to go deeper than that" and she then took my finger down her throat.
[QUOTE=JakeAM;35586543]We were holding hands. She decided to start licking and sucking my fingers... I said "you would have to go deeper than that" and she then took my finger down her throat.[/QUOTE]
...alrighty then. :pwn:
um
And then I slid my hand under her dress and onto her inner thigh... she was breathing so heavy by this point and pulling the sexiest facial expressions.
classy first date bro!!
[QUOTE=JakeAM;35586599]And then I slid my hand under her dress and onto her inner thigh... she was breathing so heavy by this point and pulling the sexiest facial expressions.[/QUOTE]
wat
What? It was classy.. don't be jelly mad that your first date wasn't as good.
Yea, but I analed a bitch in a parking lot, so I beat you in weirdness.
[sub][sub][sub][sub][sub][sub][sub][sub]I didn't actually, I am still a virgin.[/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub]
except im not jealous at all because that is just weird
How is it weird? She was simply demonstrating her affection towards me.
mate sucking off your fingers in the cinema with you feeling her up in the middle of your first date isnt really that normal
You meant first date, right?
Would I be wrong to call her either incredibly horny, incredibly whorey, incredibly crazy or all three?
[QUOTE=JakeAM;35586443]Went on my first date last week; i'm 18, feels bad man... I would say it was successful by how she was [B]deep throating my fingers[/B] mid film... oh and we are now a couple.
[editline]16th April 2012[/editline]
I also accidentally threw the tickets in the bin before we went in... don't ask...[/QUOTE]
wat
The first, yes.
[editline]16th April 2012[/editline]
[QUOTE=GoldenGnome;35586845]wat[/QUOTE]
For the last God damn time... she wants my PENIS!
[QUOTE=S31-Syntax;35586365]I just realized what's been bothering me this whole time during my quest.
What if I'm annoying the shit out of her, and she [I]won't tell me?[/I]
My ex did that, that part of why everything failed, because she wouldn't tell me anything was wrong until it was too late to do anything.
What if every conversation I have with her, every message, comment, everything. What if i'm just bugging the shit out of her with it all and she just won't tell me? Do I ask? Do I confront that problem or do I just ignore it and hope that its not [I]actually[/I] a problem?
and if I do confront it, then all my cards are on the table. FFFFFF-
but if I ignore it, then it might [I]actually[/I] be a problem and end up breaking everything.[/QUOTE]
the more you think like this the more fucking annoying you're going to be. maybe leave her alone for a little while. you watch.
your problem is that you're treating her not as an equal, not as a partner, but as a superior who you "annoy" and that manifests in your actions and communication with her. respect yourself just as much as you respect her dude!
[editline]15th April 2012[/editline]
[QUOTE=JakeAM;35586850]The first, yes.
[editline]16th April 2012[/editline]
For the last God damn time... she wants my PENIS![/QUOTE]
not really sure why you'd ever want her to deep throat your fingers though i just don't understand.
I hate my dick's tendency to either be so sensitive it goes "LET'S FINISH BEFORE YA EVEN GET YOUR PANTS OFF!" or barely erect that it's like trying to stick a floppy Frankfurt into a hotdog. Good thing my girlfriend is still very new to sex and understanding.
WHY IS MY DICK BEING SUCK A DICK TO ME?! :C
[QUOTE=Dominic0904;35587284]I hate my dick's tendency to either be so sensitive it goes "LET'S FINISH BEFORE YA EVEN GET YOUR PANTS OFF!" or barely erect that it's like trying to stick a floppy Frankfurt into a hotdog. Good thing my girlfriend is still very new to sex and understanding.
WHY IS MY DICK BEING SUCK A DICK TO ME?! :C[/QUOTE]
Wow what a dick.
stagefright, plenty of people have it. just keep trying, you'll get past it. well, at least the floppy dick part. you might need to actually work on the premature ejaculation.
[QUOTE=JakeAM;35586733]How is it weird? She was simply demonstrating her affection towards me.[/QUOTE]
No offense but if you did all that on your first date then she's probably really easy.
First date: Consists of talking, getting common ground, and learning about each other
Second date: To prove that you want to see each other more and like spending time with her, possible first kiss
Third date: Same shit as the first and second but with definite first kiss.
Also I'm wondering how the people next to you two reacted when they looked over seeing a girl practically devouring some dude's arm.
[QUOTE=GeneralMoosen;35587744]No offense but if you did all that on your first date then she's probably really easy.
First date: Consists of talking, getting common ground, and learning about each other
Second date: To prove that you want to see each other more and like spending time with her, possible first kiss
Third date: Same shit as the first and second but with definite first kiss.
Also I'm wondering how the people next to you two reacted when they looked over seeing a girl practically devouring some dude's arm.[/QUOTE]
date 1: deepthroat fingers
date 2: go up to wrist
date 3: forearm, possibly elbow
[QUOTE=RenegadeCop;35587882]I've never met anyone with the problem of having an orgasm before anything even happens. How does that work? Does it still feel amazing?[/QUOTE]
[img]http://www.amazingsuperpowers.com/comics/2011-08-08-Extremely-Premature.png[/img]
This thread strikes me with jealousy and sadness.
[QUOTE=Region;35546917]So with the help of my friends, i was able to get this girl's number. Turns out she liked me, we talked for a week face to face and we're both comfortable with each other so i asked her out for this saturday. I'm gonna be her first boyfriend, and she's my first girlfriend. She's a nice cute smart girl :3
That is not my problem.
My problem is this dude in my class. I heard alot of shit about him. He's a huge asshole. He somehow got my number and keeps sending me messages of this "fuck game" he plays with his friends where he steals people's girls and fuck em. And ended up saying "your girl's worth 160 points. Competetion time :)"
This dude's a fucking creep -.-
What do i do in this situation :/[/QUOTE]
Happened to me once, the dude was like two inches taller than me and was pretty muscular. Found him afterschool the next day and beat his ass with a metal pipe. Fucker hasn't gone within 20 feet of me (or her for that matter) ever since.
I broke up with that GF later, sadly, but we still remain friends. Never told her about it.
[QUOTE=Oicani Gonzales;35588449]instead of being jealous and sad learn some things and use it as motivation to improve yourself in the art of love~ and eventually do it all[/QUOTE]
I can pull, but I can't find anyone to love me. It's weird and empty
Don't be. You're probably just shy. I have some REALLY ugly fucking friends, and they even have girlfriends. It's all about going out there, making friends, and hit on 'em when the time's right.
[QUOTE=JakeAM;35586543]We were holding hands. She decided to start licking and sucking my fingers... I said "you would have to go deeper than that" and she then took my finger down her throat.[/QUOTE]
that's gross.
i'd have to ask for a wet tissue after that.
i prefer ears.
makes me all tingly.
when my girl plays with my ears it absolutely drives me nuts (in a good way).
she's never sucked them though.
[QUOTE=Yahnich;35589109]i personally like it when she twists my nipples and hums latin chants into my ear[/QUOTE]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NhUTaGJcnBA[/media]
the sound effect
when he's playing with them
oh my god
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