Do you realize that you don't really exhale oxygen?
Or do you mean in the same manner that you'd get a bit of spaghetti through your nose?
[QUOTE=Phsykotik;35692314]Do you realize that you don't really exhale oxygen?
[B]Or do you mean in the same manner that you'd get a bit of spaghetti through your nose?[/B][/QUOTE]
Something like that.
Yea, that's weird.
Oh well, as you will.
[QUOTE=Forumaster;35692221]Yes. You kiss, one of you opens the passage that connects your nose and your mouth, and the other starts breathing through the other's nose.[/QUOTE]
that's a pretty weird thing to do
its funny that you think this is a thing with a name
"breathing through each other"
what planet are you from
Who gives a fuck about what you and your girlfriend do together.
So, out of however many women I've asked out (probably around 10 or so +/- 1 or 2) I've only gotten one date out of it.
The others were either "no" or friendzone. Tha Fahk! Ah well, any tips on being Alpher Mael?
well first you need to establish dominance
keep typing like you do 'alpher mael' yes that is a good sstart
next have you tried asking any of them out in a large fur coat, perhaps the pelt of a top predator you hunted
don't forget a peacock hat
thes are all good tips am i suposed to talk to her in a bear mask or sometin to sho mah indimatativeness?
and sherlok hat for misteriusnes
i think that breathing while kissing is a pretty normal (and even romantic) thing to do but i've never heard of circular breathing through someone else's nasal passageways.
i only know of one couple who ever did that, and they would just do it rarely as a joke to freak people out
he makes it sound like theyre glued to each other breathing that way all the time
When I'd kiss my exes sometimes I'd just randomly blow real hard and make their cheeks puff out. We both laughed about it and I usually got hit for it, but its so fucking worth it.
[QUOTE=thisispain;35692748]don't forget a peacock hat[/QUOTE]
[quote]well first you need to establish dominance
keep typing like you do 'alpher mael' yes that is a good sstart
next have you tried asking any of them out in a large fur coat, perhaps the pelt of a top predator you hunted[/quote]
The wonderful ways of sarcasm, truly magnificent, to see you guys choose it over curiosity. Makes you wonder..
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[QUOTE=Phsykotik;35689088]If you read you'll note that he says that he was told to not do anything, three times, and then he goes and does something.[/QUOTE]
I inferred from his post that it wasn't a frequent thing. It still doesn't add up. Why would he care, it shouldn't bother him but apparently it did... to an extent at which he had to walk up on him, with all 3 friends and be disgusted. This sounds ever more clearly like a movie scene of 3 guys who never get laid and try to ruin it for him.
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[QUOTE=Forumaster;35692355]Something like that.[/QUOTE]
Does it increase the immersion of both of you, in comparison to regular kissing?
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[QUOTE=lil_n00blett;35689554]you need to balance friends and girlfriends, not explicitly go against a favor your friend asked because you wanted to eat pussy. that makes you a shit friend, don't even try to argue against that seith. he could have at least left the location for the night. you already sound like a big enough idiot most of the time, don't say retarded shit like that[/QUOTE]
[i]explicitly go against a favor[/i]
How is the hell is that a favor? That's like me asking a friend of mine to stop talking to random people on the street because it embarrses me. Why would I stop something I enjoy, just so he can feel better about himself and not so awkward?
While I said I understand, to an extent, where he's coming from, it still sounds like a cliche to me. I wouldn't mind or care, it had happened to me and I didn't find it disturbing one bit.
[i]he could have at least left the location[/i]
The fuck, it's not as if a person intends on eating pussy at a certain hour. I can walk on the street and suddenly feel an urge to get laid. In fact, the more I think about it, his friends seem like a bunch of asses coming into the room, just to make him feel bad for something natural while they could stay and do their thing and wait for him to finish and not make a fuss about it.... which brings me to my original point; why the hell would anyone care? Teenage Drama Queens. That's my only explanation.
[QUOTE=Seith;35694954]The wonderful ways of sarcasm, truly magnificent, to see you guys choose it over curiosity. Makes you wonder..[/QUOTE]
oh yeah dude totally scared to unlock my inner alpha male
[QUOTE=Seith;35694954]Why would I stop something I enjoy, just so he can feel better about himself and not so awkward?[/QUOTE]
i don't know that's kinda what friends do
if one of my friends told me to stop doing something around him i'd probably stop doing it
my boyfriend and i breathe through each other too, very rarely, just because it feels funny
[QUOTE=thisispain;35695100]i don't know that's kinda what friends do
if one of my friends told me to stop doing something around him i'd probably stop doing it[/QUOTE]
fuk u. real men like seith dont give a fuck about being awkward and anti social because hedonism is all that matters
[QUOTE=ChestyMcGee;35695962]fuk u. real men like seith dont give a fuck about being awkward and anti social because hedonism is all that matters[/QUOTE]
Stop taking things out of context, quite the useless fallacy and shows the opposite of what you are trying to imply.
[QUOTE=Phsykotik;35692314]Do you realize that you don't really exhale oxygen?
Or do you mean in the same manner that you'd get a bit of spaghetti through your nose?[/QUOTE]You exhale plenty of oxygen. Your lungs aren't super-efficient oxygen extractor machine thingos - they're based on chemical equilibriums. If you have a big enough campfire you can blow on it to get it to burn faster even.
[QUOTE=Seith;35696247]Stop taking things out of context, quite the useless fallacy and shows the opposite of what you are trying to imply.[/QUOTE]
i dunno you pretty much said "forget your friends. eat your gf out on their couch. fuck what they think" right?? i can't remember exactly but that's what i inferred from your response to that story. that's pretty hedonistic
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i normally agree with your analysis of people and your chill attitude to shit but sometimes you come across hedonistic. that's all
It's not really about "having fun" but rather me looking at it from a different angle. I am, for the most part, indifferent not hedonistic.
Regarding the situation, look at it this way; You have a girlfriend, a new girlfriend. You're a teenager, which means a lot of making out everywhere - Genuine exploring. Now, taking in consideration his friends are probably the same age, and for the most part, about the same experienced, I'd say their reasoning involves ego rather than a genuine "bros before hoes". If it were, indeed "bros before hoes" in my eyes it would include cancelling abruptly premeditated plans or not answering phone calls... really obsessive behavior. All I see here is a situation, where his friends are not in on so decided to puff off their egos more by humiliating him and entering the room and making him feel bad. As I have said, if he did none of the above and it's an exception, I wouldn't care much. Sorry, not at all.
I have sex, I don't care whether my friends have it or not, as long as it's not at my house on my bed. I'll be happy for him if he had sex and was genuinely enjoying.
End of story, good night
tbh i just saw it more like "don't have sex on my sofa" more than "bros before hoes" or jealousy or some other complex social circle thing
if you're just chilling at someone else's house sober and it's a pretty small gang i'd say it's weird to leave the room to eat out your new girlfriend. if i was the friends i'd probably be like "wow that's uh... wtf". it's not a case of "omg y is he having sex i want to have sex >:(". it's just socially awkward as fuck
unless they were drunk and at a party; that's kinda different. then again if that's the case then the friends were probably drunk too in which case the whole situation is just a bit of banter and it's all funny and friendly
Just generally speaking it's nice to not just go and do something that is possibly going to get fluids on someone's furniture.
Sorry to break from the sex convo guys, but I have a question.
So, whenever I visit my girlfriend, she's usually dressed in comfy jeans or pants, and whatever t-shirt she found on the ground. Which is fine by me, I don't give two fucks. However, whenever I'm back at school, she tells about how she's dressing in skirts and heels and such, essentially things I rarely see her wear around me. And I can't help but feel a surge of jealousy, as if she's trying to impress other people.
Now, I realize this is pretty unfair, I mean it's not like I can just ask her to stop looking nice, because that's cruel and controlling, and she wouldn't listen anyways. Essentially, am I at all justified in feeling how I feel, or am I just being psycho?
[QUOTE=Estolle93;35698785]Sorry to break from the sex convo guys, but I have a question.
So, whenever I visit my girlfriend, she's usually dressed in comfy jeans or pants, and whatever t-shirt she found on the ground. Which is fine by me, I don't give two fucks. However, whenever I'm back at school, she tells about how she's dressing in skirts and heels and such, essentially things I rarely see her wear around me. And I can't help but feel a surge of jealousy, as if she's trying to impress other people.
Now, I realize this is pretty unfair, I mean it's not like I can just ask her to stop looking nice, because that's cruel and controlling, and she wouldn't listen anyways. Essentially, am I at all justified in feeling how I feel, or am I just being psycho?[/QUOTE]
Just tell her you think she looks nice when she dresses up, maybe she will dress that way around you. It's likely she thinks it's weird or something.
[QUOTE=Legend286;35698937]Just tell her you think she looks nice when she dresses up, maybe she will dress that way around you. It's likely she thinks it's weird or something.[/QUOTE]
That could work. I realize I sound kind of like a selfish asshole, but.... this is how I feel. Anyways, thanks for the reply.
[QUOTE=Estolle93;35698785]Sorry to break from the sex convo guys, but I have a question.
So, whenever I visit my girlfriend, she's usually dressed in comfy jeans or pants, and whatever t-shirt she found on the ground. Which is fine by me, I don't give two fucks. However, whenever I'm back at school, she tells about how she's dressing in skirts and heels and such, essentially things I rarely see her wear around me. And I can't help but feel a surge of jealousy, as if she's trying to impress other people.
Now, I realize this is pretty unfair, I mean it's not like I can just ask her to stop looking nice, because that's cruel and controlling, and she wouldn't listen anyways. Essentially, am I at all justified in feeling how I feel, or am I just being psycho?[/QUOTE]
She dresses comfortably around you because she's comfortable around you dude. The heels and skirts are the mask for other people to see, but you get to see the real deal. Dont overthink it
[QUOTE=Estolle93;35699037]That could work. I realize I sound kind of like a selfish asshole, but.... this is how I feel. Anyways, thanks for the reply.[/QUOTE]
I don't understand why you can't just talk to her about it though.
I think it's stupid when girls think they should please everyone when they should only really need to be themselves. Seriously, 99% of the time no-one will notice if they are wearing a dress or jeans, as long as they aren't sloppy it doesn't matter.
[QUOTE=Legend286;35699233]I don't understand why you can't just talk to her about it though.
I think it's stupid when girls think they should please everyone when they should only really need to be themselves. Seriously, 99% of the time no-one will notice if they are wearing a dress or jeans, as long as they aren't sloppy it doesn't matter.[/QUOTE]
i don't think it's something that needs to be talked about and i don't think it's necessary at all to make this a gender issue
i wear trackies around the house and when my girlfriend comes over but when i go out it's trousers and boots n stuff. it's just natural to want to look good when you're out and about - you never know who you might bump into. that's not to mean you're always on the prowl, it just means you have some self respect (and some natural insecurity; as all people do)
if my girlfriend said to me "hey we need to talk. how come you're always wearing trackies when i come round but when you go out you wear trousers?" then... well i don't know what i'd do. the situation is so alien. it's such a daft thing to be bothered about
[QUOTE=babyarm-bat;35699046]She dresses comfortably around you because she's comfortable around you dude. The heels and skirts are the mask for other people to see, but you get to see the real deal. Dont overthink it[/QUOTE]
the truest say around
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