• Sex, Girlfriends and Shit III
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Trackies are the best. I'm wearing mine now. WHen my bird comes round she'll sometimes borrow a pair to wear. But yeah I don't wear them out the house, unless it's just down the off licence to buy a couple of bits. [editline]24th April 2012[/editline] The way you're looking at it is that she's putting more effort into looking nice for other people but you should see it's because she knows you're not going to be judging her on what she's wearing. You should be happy, you should be more concerned if she won't let you see her without makeup. [editline]24th April 2012[/editline] I'm going round my mate's now, I would wear trackies, except I've got to buy petrol on the way so am changing to jeans.
Well thanks guys. It really is such a silly thing to be bothered about. I'm not even going to bring it up to her, it's so stupid. I mean, I have days where I want to just look good too, not to really impress anyone. Lesson learned.
So, I've never had a girlfriend before, but there is this girl I really like and I had been wanting to date her for years. I finally worked up the courage to ask her, and you can guess what happened. Needless to say, I've been depressed ever since. To make it worse, she wants to date one of those, *shudders*, [B]freshmen[/B]. While that sounds all to reasonable, all the freshmen HATE me just because I don't play sports, and this jaggoff is no different. Of course I lied to her and told her good luck and all, but damn. Now she won't shut up about it either, like she's rubbing it in, like salt in a wound. What a bitch.
[QUOTE=BananaFoam;35702482]So, I've never had a girlfriend before, but there is this girl I really like and I had been wanting to date her for years. I finally worked up the courage to ask her, and you can guess what happened. Needless to say, I've been depressed ever since. To make it worse, she wants to date one of those, *shudders*, [B]freshmen[/B]. While that sounds all to reasonable, all the freshmen HATE me just because I don't play sports, and this jaggoff is no different. Of course I lied to her and told her good luck and all, but damn. Now she won't shut up about it either, like she's rubbing it in, like salt in a wound. What a bitch.[/QUOTE] lol shutup You couldn't even work up the courage to ask the girl out and you're wondering why she said no? Maybe she talks about the freshmen guy (who she's clearly having a much better time with than she would with you) because you displayed that you had no hard feelings? Move on, you shouldn't be depressed over one girl, you had the chance to ask her out. People like to assume the dates of the potential partners that got away are douchebags, but they're confident, and girls like that. You shouldn't care what others think of you, so what if you don't play sports? I imagine you're pretty young but trust me these things become much less important when you're older, just relax. Didn't mean to sound too harsh fyi. How exactly did you ask this girl out anyway?
[QUOTE=Allstone;35696317]You exhale plenty of oxygen. Your lungs aren't super-efficient oxygen extractor machine thingos - they're based on chemical equilibriums. If you have a big enough campfire you can blow on it to get it to burn faster even.[/QUOTE] I can't argue because I don't know numbers, but I shouldn't think you exhale too much. And there is a lot of air that stirs when you blow on a fire, not just your own breath.
if we didnt exhale much oxygen then we wouldnt even consider the possibility of digging out of a coffin six feet underground, you would burn your air supply in minutes [editline]24th April 2012[/editline] and by minutes i mean seconds, followed by minutes of struggling for air before you die
[QUOTE=Lukeo;35702535]lol shutup You couldn't even work up the courage to ask the girl out and you're wondering why she said no? Maybe she talks about the freshmen guy (who she's clearly having a much better time with than she would with you) because you displayed that you had no hard feelings? Move on, you shouldn't be depressed over one girl, you had the chance to ask her out. People like to assume the dates of the potential partners that got away are douchebags, but they're confident, and girls like that. You shouldn't care what others think of you, so what if you don't play sports? I imagine you're pretty young but trust me these things become much less important when you're older, just relax. Didn't mean to sound too harsh fyi. How exactly did you ask this girl out anyway?[/QUOTE] I suppose your right. She's not the first girl I've asked out though, but like I said, never been on any dates or anything. Still, you weren't that harsh. That actually made me feel a bit better man. Thanks.
So i was talking with the girl i like and i told her that if anything bothers her she should tell me. Playfully.' She goes, "Yea, uh, can we just be friends right now?" Tha fuck.. Did i get friendzoned? Or does it mean i still have a chance its just that shes not fully sure?
no, that's her trying to be nice but direct to tell you she's not interested
[QUOTE=Region;35704282]So i was talking with the girl i like and i told her that if anything bothers her she should tell me. Playfully.' She goes, "Yea, uh, can we just be friends right now?" Tha fuck.. Did i get friendzoned? Or does it mean i still have a chance its just that shes not fully sure?[/QUOTE] Damn, shot down while still taxiing.
The girl said she didn't wanna rush things. We're also going on a second date this weekend. Wat?? Maybe i have a chance?
oh, well then maybe, but don't get your hopes up. see how the date goes.
[QUOTE=lil_n00blett;35704509]oh, well then maybe, but don't get your hopes up. see how the date goes.[/QUOTE] She said "for right now, just friends."
[QUOTE=Oicani Gonzales;35704798]yes, sadly, you got turned down :([/QUOTE] Bleh. Well how do i get over her? i feel like shit now hah
[QUOTE=Region;35704805]Bleh. Well how do i get over her? i feel like shit now hah[/QUOTE] On to the next one. But in the mean time think REALLY hard about what you want from a girl. Try not to rush things. Also: working out is a good way to eliminate negative feelings by replacing them with endorphins, plus it makes you more desirable and ups the chances of female attraction.
My girlfriend complains that my penis is too big and it hurts. I'm not joking. Help. She's not a virgin either. She's had sex before.
[QUOTE=Jergee;35705314]My girlfriend complains that my penis is too big and it hurts. I'm not joking. Help. She's not a virgin either. She's had sex before.[/QUOTE] I've had the same issue, buy some lube, and make sure she's relaxed and aroused as hell
Aside from lube, just take it slowly as well. Use just the head at first, then the first inch or so, then the first few inches, etc etc, until gradually she's warmed up enough to accommodate your entire length. Also try different positions. Her on top would allow her to have more control so she could keep it at a pace she's comfortable with.
[QUOTE=Jergee;35705314]My girlfriend complains that my penis is too big and it hurts. I'm not joking. Help. She's not a virgin either. She's had sex before.[/QUOTE] What Dark said, let her get on top and move at her own pace. It also helps if you do a little fingering action instead of jump straight to the dick.
Do people jump straight to dick? I've always thought that, for the most part, people actually did stuff beforehand. You guys have told people to do foreplay multiple times now though. Isn't foreplay pretty much required?
not required for a quickie exactly well, there's just a lot less of it. it'd be weird if there wasnt any kissing or feeling, just taking pants off and fucking.
Me: "Im gonna head back my dorm, I got homework to do" GF: "No, youre staying here forever :(" *grabs and hugs arm* Me: "Ok...I'll stay" Fucking gf doing cute shit and making me infatuated.
I love it when my gf does cute stuff like that. It makes my blood turn to sugar.
[QUOTE=Forumaster;35706329]I love it when my gf does cute stuff like that. It makes my blood turn to sugar.[/QUOTE] That can't be healthy. And in other words, I appreciate the advice. She said she enjoyed it because I was gentle though. We'll see.
This page is hilarious.
[QUOTE=Forumaster;35706329]I love it when my gf does cute stuff like that. It makes my blood turn to sugar.[/QUOTE] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFIsoq63lwo[/media]
Gushy love doesnt appeal to me anymore, I think I'm growing up maybe.
[QUOTE=MindMuncher;35706075]Do people jump straight to dick? I've always thought that, for the most part, people actually did stuff beforehand. You guys have told people to do foreplay multiple times now though. Isn't foreplay pretty much required?[/QUOTE] not always, just depends on the situation.
And there goes my girlfriend of 4 months, after her simply saying " im not feeling it anymore". 5 minutes later, my ' friend" rushes in to comfort her,not even talking to me at all. That's life, eh?
[QUOTE=Jacko245;35707956]And there goes my girlfriend of 4 months, after her simply saying " im not feeling it anymore". 5 minutes later, my ' friend" rushes in to comfort her,not even talking to me at all. That's life, eh?[/QUOTE] Fuckin' hate that shit. Part of the reason why my bitch lost interest in me is cuz of my friends. My first ever bitch. Only crush in 4 years. Been a day and I'm already over her. And now i know what to do. Practice xD Now excuse me while i work out. She's missin out :3
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