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[QUOTE=ChestyMcGee;35730387]lmao[/QUOTE]
This is not a joke.
I am really considering to the US to bone her.
Don't travel to a different country just to have sex with someone would be my gut feeling.
i don't have anything against long-distance relationships when you've met in person before
i was mainly laughing at the wanking over phallic object sucking on skype
but flying to the US just to have sex with her sounds like an awful idea. will it be your first time by any chance? it seems like you're putting way too much effort into this idea just because you'll get sex out of it. calm down. you can get gash for free at home
[QUOTE=Allstone;35732195]Don't travel to a different country just to have sex with someone would be my gut feeling.[/QUOTE]
Okay, fine, you got me, I'm actually trying to steal american jobs.
No but really, I had planned to go study in the US somewhere during the next three years, but with now I have an urge to do so.
Hey guys, this may seem like a dumb qeustion, but what is the "right" time to lose your virginity?
[QUOTE=ChestyMcGee;35732231]i don't have anything against long-distance relationships when you've met in person before
i was mainly laughing at the wanking over phallic object sucking on skype
but flying to the US just to have sex with her sounds like an awful idea. will it be your first time by any chance? it seems like you're putting way too much effort into this idea just because you'll get sex out of it. calm down. you can get gash for free at home[/QUOTE]
Nah, I've already had sex before.
It's mainly because I've known her for a few years, and she's the one girl I'd fuck the most in the entire world.
[editline]27th April 2012[/editline]
[QUOTE=Kirbyfactor;35732250]Hey guys, this may seem like a dumb qeustion, but what is the "right" time to lose your virginity?[/QUOTE]
16.
[QUOTE=Kirbyfactor;35732250]Hey guys, this may seem like a dumb qeustion, but what is the "right" time to lose your virginity?[/QUOTE]
there is never a set time when it's right
you should know yourself when you're ready
[QUOTE=Scarabix;35732238]Okay, fine, you got me, I'm actually trying to steal american jobs.
No but really, I had planned to go study in the US somewhere during the next three years, but with now I have an urge to do so.[/QUOTE]
that's just called thinking with your penis.
you should never think with your penis.
[QUOTE=Scarabix;35732253]she's the one girl I'd fuck the most in the entire world[/QUOTE]
until, like, next week
[QUOTE=ChestyMcGee;35732874]until, like, next week[/QUOTE]
For three years, actually.
Doesn't mean I'm not gonna fuck anyone else. It's just that at one point I'd like to fuck her.
Monogamy is so 20th century.
she might be a bloody witch
I'm starting to think that I would date only my mirror because I turn everyone else off with a "Nah" or "Nope." FOREVER ALONE
On the bright side, making out with a mirror would be stupid enough to be amusing to me.
Yay for dem dumb ratings
[QUOTE=Left4Hoverboard;35734113]I'm starting to think that I would date only my mirror because I turn everyone else off with a "Nah" or "Nope." FOREVER ALONE
On the bright side, making out with a mirror would be stupid enough to be amusing to me.[/QUOTE]
A comedian like you? [I]Single!?[/I]
[QUOTE=~ZOMG;35734431]An obnoxious douchebag like you?[/QUOTE]
Fix'd
[QUOTE=Kamigawa;35729303]I love my girlfriend, but communication can be quite impractical at times. I'm an extrovert introvert, or something like that.[/QUOTE]
We're all waiting for you to explain this, and you choose now to be an introvert
[editline]27th April 2012[/editline]
[QUOTE=Allstone;35732195]Don't travel to a different country just to have sex with someone would be my gut feeling.[/QUOTE]
Could be fun
People visit the Netherlands to have sex. A friend of mine received a blow job while smoking a joint in Amsterdam which does sound fun.
[QUOTE=BananaFoam;35724255]Why does every decent female in my grade always seem attracted to absolute assholes?
It's not like these girls are assholes either, they're good people, but they always gravitate towards assholes. What makes my blood boil is when they tell me "Oh he's a really nice guy" yeah he is, because he wants to bone you, dumbass. To everyone else, he's an asshole. Jesus Christ some people are so dumb.[/QUOTE]
The 'asshole' that you see in him exists in your own mind alone. It is your problem, not his.
I suggest you cease this judgemental, butthurt behaviour as soon as possible or you'll find it very difficult to get along with people or have a girlfriend any-time in the future.
Also the fact that you got so upset about her dating the guy tells me you should probably stop being influenced by other people and what they do and [i]mind your own god-damn business[/i], for the same reason.
[QUOTE=Doozle;35736555]People visit the Netherlands to have sex. A friend of mine received a blow job while smoking a joint in Amsterdam which does sound fun.[/QUOTE]
I might be visiting the Netherlands this year, and that doesn't sound too bad.
[QUOTE=Doozle;35736555]People visit the Netherlands to have sex. A friend of mine received a blow job while smoking a joint in Amsterdam which does sound fun.[/QUOTE]
legal prostitution has its perks.
of course the entire country will be sunk into hellfire soon...
[QUOTE=thisispain;35737121]
of course the entire country will be sunk into hellfire soon...[/QUOTE]
But then, the rest of the europe probably would get high off the burning fumes.
[QUOTE=Doozle;35736555]People visit the Netherlands to have sex. A friend of mine received a blow job while smoking a joint in Amsterdam which does sound fun.[/QUOTE]
That sounds like one of the best things to do, ever.
But
What about drinking gin from a pussy?
No wait that would be terribly painful.
:/
[QUOTE=Scarabix;35741782]That sounds like one of the best things to do, ever.
But
What about drinking gin from a pussy?
No wait that would be terribly painful.[/QUOTE]
what
He only got a BJ because he was smoking on the street and he was told he couldn't so he asked if he could smoke in one of the little rooms they have and he was so he got a bj so he could finish his joint.
[QUOTE=Scarabix;35741782]That sounds like one of the best things to do, ever.
But
What about drinking gin from a pussy?
No wait that would be terribly painful.[/QUOTE]
what the fuck.
[QUOTE=Scarabix;35741782]That sounds like one of the best things to do, ever.
But
What about drinking gin from a pussy?
No wait that would be terribly painful.[/QUOTE]
who even thinks of this
I met a girl, went out to dinner, played the phone game, chatted everyday for the last three weeks. I spent quite a lot of time thinking that a relationship was what I wanted, that in some way would make whole the parts of me that were broken. (Recently gone from 3XL to a size S, one of those personal journeys of inner insight, I won't bore you with the details)
Point is, it clicked earlier today that having a relationship, something that I was starved of for a very long time wasn't going to fix it, about an hour later she calls me and goes on to tell me about how I'm such a great guy, how her life changed after meeting me and that she's never been happier, that she has found someone that will make her life whole.
She is pretty, intelligent and is the classic girl from next door; the entire situation is just a kick in nuts and I'm not sure what to do.
[QUOTE=dark_console2;35745635]I met a girl, went out to dinner, played the phone game, chatted everyday for the last three weeks. I spent quite a lot of time thinking that a relationship was what I wanted, that in some way would make whole the parts of me that were broken. (Recently gone from 3XL to a size S, one of those personal journeys of inner insight, I won't bore you with the details)
Point is, it clicked earlier today that having a relationship, something that I was starved of for a very long time wasn't going to fix it, about an hour later she calls me and goes on to tell me about how I'm such a great guy, how her life changed after meeting me and that she's never been happier, that she has found someone that will make her life whole.
She is pretty, intelligent and is the classic girl from next door; the entire situation is just a kick in nuts and I'm not sure what to do.[/QUOTE]
Even if having a relationship won't magically fix anything, you might as well do it anyway if you both feel the same way?
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