• 1,000 Ways to Die
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The episode with the wood chipper made me feel nauseas.
Bahaha I love these. [sp]Notice at the end of the Javelin one he says "Keep your eye on the jalvin"?[/sp] [editline]09:00PM[/editline] [QUOTE=RayvenQ;18773188]They also used Saline implants, you do know what Saline is don't you. That's right, Salt Water. If it was true, we'd explode every time we fly because we're mostly water. Oh and your tits wouldn't explode either, the pressure would build up until the skin and muscle tore rather than exploded. You'd be more at risk of the implants simply rupturing internally than them exploding. [url]http://www.snopes.com/horrors/vanities/bangbra.asp[/url] Mythbusters + Snopes = More reliable than a TV show that shows fictional deaths mixed in with real ones.[/QUOTE] We're made up of water, not necessarily salt water. The bubbles of gas in the implants in the show expanded to the point that it passed the pressure of the water and caused the implant to rupture. Upon rupture the force of the water pushing upon the already expanded flesh and muscle would treat and most likely rip, causing an explosion-like event.
The one where he can't drink alcohol, so he gets wife to pump it his ass is one of the best.
None of the videos works! D:
I knew the BE thing would be on here
When i play them, the only thing appearing is the "replay" button! [editline]03:13AM[/editline] :( [editline]03:15AM[/editline] Do i need any special addon or browser for this to work?
[QUOTE=RichyZ;18775345]the decompression one is pretty sad.[/QUOTE] I agree. None of it was her fault, as opposed to most of these. One of the few I feel genuinely sad for.
Huh. This frightens me for reasons I could not possibly hope to explain with my limited vocabulary. ...Actually, no, I can explain it. I mean, some people die of normal things like getting hit by a car or lukemia, but then there are those save few who fall into a woodchipper or blow up their breast implants. According to this show, there are at least 1,000 ways to die more differently and painfully and horribly than anyone else in the world. And who the fuck knows, I could be one of those 1,000. YOU could be one of those 1,000. Hell, ANYONE could be one of those 1,000, and these people were the unlucky ones.
My mind has been blown.
I laughed hard at the meteorite one.
The videos aren't loading for me
OH GOD i cant stop laughing at these screens! [media]http://filesmelt.com/downloader/1001.JPG [url]http://filesmelt.com/downloader/1002.JPG[/url] [url]http://filesmelt.com/downloader/1003.JPG[/url] [url]http://filesmelt.com/downloader/1004.JPG[/url] [url]http://filesmelt.com/downloader/1005.JPG[/url] [url]http://filesmelt.com/downloader/1006.JPG[/url] [url]http://filesmelt.com/downloader/1007.JPG[/url] [url]http://filesmelt.com/downloader/1008.JPG[/url][/media]
[QUOTE=Kamrua;18762399]Oh god, I HAD TO WATCH THE BOOBS ONE? I thought it was going to be hot D':[/QUOTE] Too bad planes are pressurized so the implants wouldn't expand to the point of exploding.
[QUOTE=Kamrua;18762399]Oh god, I HAD TO WATCH THE BOOBS ONE? I thought it was going to be hot D':[/QUOTE] I feel your pain
[QUOTE=Zenreon117;18774034].....daylight savings time! Boom[/QUOTE] [img]http://img4.imageshack.us/img4/1610/91276289g.jpg[/img] [editline]04:59AM[/editline] [QUOTE=Kamrua;18762399]Oh god, I HAD TO WATCH THE BOOBS ONE? I thought it was going to be hot D':[/QUOTE] [img]http://img27.imageshack.us/img27/5381/81268327.jpg[/img]
That kill-do one was so fake. You need like 400 cc's of air to make your heart stop. that's like the volume of a juicebox. Just an excuse to have a girl masturbate :v:
@ the furry one: I guess he would've lived if he just [b]Screwed the Pooch[/b] On this one. :smug:
[QUOTE=archangel125;18781334]@ the furry one: I guess he would've lived if he just [b]Screwed the Pooch[/b] On this one. :smug:[/QUOTE] :geno: That did nothing for me.
The furry one wont load for me :C
[QUOTE=Turbis2;18782111]The furry one wont load for me :C[/QUOTE] Same :C
Some of the vids load but without sound, can someone confirm? :c
[QUOTE=FFStudios;18775764]Bahaha I love these. [sp]Notice at the end of the Javelin one he says "Keep your eye on the jalvin"?[/sp] [editline]09:00PM[/editline] We're made up of water, not necessarily salt water. The bubbles of gas in the implants in the show expanded to the point that it passed the pressure of the water and caused the implant to rupture. Upon rupture the force of the water pushing upon the already expanded flesh and muscle would treat and most likely rip, causing an explosion-like event.[/QUOTE] They also did bra insert thingies where they were air filled bags and they didn't explode. Find me a confirmed, reliable newspaper story about it actually happening, and I'll agree that you're right. Don't forget, most planes except for the smaller ones, are pressurized to the equivalent of ground level. Put it this way, if you're at an altitude in a decompressed plane where the altitude is high enough for implants to explode, you'd already be dead from the lack of oxygen at that high an altitude.
Ichiboned one is awesome. Die from uberorgasm.
[QUOTE=Seb McMeb;18781458]:geno: That did nothing for me.[/QUOTE] :gonk:
[QUOTE=RayvenQ;18782873]They also did bra insert thingies where they were air filled bags and they didn't explode. Find me a confirmed, reliable newspaper story about it actually happening, and I'll agree that you're right. Don't forget, most planes except for the smaller ones, are pressurized to the equivalent of ground level. Put it this way, if you're at an altitude in a decompressed plane where the altitude is high enough for implants to explode, you'd already be dead from the lack of oxygen at that high an altitude.[/QUOTE] Whoa hey I wasn't trying to prove anything I was only pointing something out, calm down.
what iff somoene got murdered while watching this lol
[QUOTE=meepugh;18789787]what iff somoene got murdered while watching this lol[/QUOTE] Would not make it on this show, unless if they were murdered in a cool way.
[media]http://img690.imageshack.us/img690/8946/abomb.png[/media] "That strippers got a bomb in her chest!" Ahhhh, so many things wrong with this show, but it's hilariously wrong.
[QUOTE=Rofl my Waff;18763157]It's a regional thing here's a few Furries [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hgbqp4aKCbA[/media][/QUOTE] I laughed at this in the comments [QUOTE]Whats that? Oh it's just the media misinterpreting us furries, and portraying us as freaks again. Its funny* how people like to assume all we do is have sex in fur suits. Unfortunately, the world will never truly understand. And they will continue to hate us for what they don't understand. -Insom [/QUOTE] Hahahaha
Furry one made me lol.
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