How to: Open bottle - General

Instructions weren't clear enough I accidently stapled my balls to the table.

I'd rather watch Alan.

[QUOTE=Nearie;37518202]I'd rather watch Alan.[/QUOTE] That guy is a hack!

i honestly thought this was serious until like 8 minutes in when he took the cap off i feel stupid

i almost died from dehydration until this tutorial changed my life forever

[QUOTE=Kirrimir;37515857]Stop pretending you are the incredible hulk, problem solved?[/QUOTE] I don't know, I don't really have a problem with opening bottles, but I could imagine that if the bottle was made of such thin and flimsy plastic, it could spill when you open it, which is holding the bottle and unscrewing the cap, altering the pressure of the bottle, or so. Fuck! This is ridiculous.

Every bottle of water I've opened has opened just fine... I've never had water spill upon opening... Why... would you even open a bottle of water this way? I don't get it.

[QUOTE=Resfan;37521147]Every bottle of water I've opened has opened just fine... I've never had water spill upon opening... Why... would you even open a bottle of water this way? I don't get it.[/QUOTE] Then you're opening it the wrong way This tutorial should help you out

[QUOTE=joeboe242;37511884]I legitimately can't tell if you are joking or not.[/QUOTE] Just push down while unscrewing, then the water is held down by the cork? [editline]3rd September 2012[/editline] Oh it's a parody, I feel stupid now.

First world problems.

nope completely 100% serious pls subscribe 5 star like follow on twitter and facebook

didn't facepunch start hating these anti-tutorials ages ago? [editline]3rd September 2012[/editline] i mean seriously how the fuck are these even funny. this one isn't even witty or surprising "let's make an overly long tutorial on how to do a menial task!1!! so funny"

[QUOTE=milkandcooki;37525938] "let's make an overly long tutorial on how to do a menial task!1!! so funny"[/QUOTE] I guess I said that at some point.

god some people are just [b][i]clueless~~[/i]~[/b]

[QUOTE=milkandcooki;37525938]didn't facepunch start hating these anti-tutorials ages ago? [/QUOTE] Also this is a completely legitimate way of opening a water bottle, what got your shoelaces in such a knot? Edit: Are you jealous or something?