• Ebola - That shit you do NOT want to catch.
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Sounds like Marburg.
:ohdear:
Ebola victims: [media]http://incogman.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/hy_ebola_01.jpg[/media] [media]http://webs.wichita.edu/mschneegurt/biol103/lecture17/Ebola_patient.jpg[/media] [media]http://images.stanzapub.com/readers/2009/08/13/ebola_1.jpg[/media] [media]http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_9nTItnS3VNk/R1BPqHUGOxI/AAAAAAAALSs/V-WKwq_hXG8/s320/ebola+patient+intensive+care.png[/media]
Oh yeah NSFW ^
[QUOTE=Shock;17145979]damn, that's rough, imagine if that shit were airborne. but i guess if it were, most of the world would be devoting way more resources to finding a vaccine and we'd eventually get one.[/QUOTE] In the book Executive Orders by Tom Clancy, an airborne strain is discovered in Africa and weaponized by Iran and used against the US
This sounds like a nasty mother fucker. Also, awesome music. AOM rocks.
[QUOTE=Dr.C;17151940]In the book Executive Orders by Tom Clancy, an airborne strain is discovered in Africa and weaponized by Iran and used against the US[/QUOTE] Also one of the main plot lines of one of the Rainbow 6 games if I remember right (either the original or rouge spear)
That 90% death rate is only for the first 3 days the other 10% die withina week.
How do you catch this? I probably missed it somewhere in the thread. [editline]06:48AM[/editline] Or is it just a natural virus you get with no reason?
Tonight there's gonna be an outbreak Somewhere in Zaire Tonight there's gonna be an outbreak I only wish Dustin Hoffman was here
God damned Ebola! :argh:
[QUOTE=Tyvak;17154808]How do you catch this? I probably missed it somewhere in the thread. [editline]06:48AM[/editline] Or is it just a natural virus you get with no reason?[/QUOTE] "Ebola is transmitted primarily through bodily fluids and to a limited extent through skin and mucous membrane contact." [url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ebola[/url] "Doctors also believe that it passes through the air when an infected person coughs or sneezes." [url]http://www.humanillnesses.com/original/E-Ga/Ebola-Fever.html[/url]
I did a paper on it a while ago, apparently they suspect some bats from Zaire to be carrying it, either that or elephant shit carries it
[QUOTE=Hamushka11;17151806]Ebola victims: [media]http://incogman.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/hy_ebola_01.jpg[/media] [media]http://webs.wichita.edu/mschneegurt/biol103/lecture17/Ebola_patient.jpg[/media] [media]http://images.stanzapub.com/readers/2009/08/13/ebola_1.jpg[/media] [media]http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_9nTItnS3VNk/R1BPqHUGOxI/AAAAAAAALSs/V-WKwq_hXG8/s320/ebola+patient+intensive+care.png[/media][/QUOTE] Those images are pretty unsettling, but not as bad as Fournier gangrene. I still cross my legs when I hear that name.
holy fuck that's nasty
[QUOTE=Red Heavy;17140286]Your testicles swell to enormous sizes and turn black and blue.[/QUOTE] :smug:
If I'd get this, I'd probably commit suicide.
Um...how do you AVOID getting ebola?
[QUOTE=Hmn30;17162840]Um...how do you AVOID getting ebola?[/QUOTE] lock yourself in your basement :tinfoil:
[QUOTE=Hmn30;17162840]Um...how do you AVOID getting ebola?[/QUOTE] You can't. It randomly happens throughtout the population. It is a genetic disorder from birth. 1/30 people are born with it, and it will eventually develope to slowly kill you. Chances are one of us have it in this thread and we would never know..
[QUOTE=Oecleus;17162930]You can't. It randomly happens throughtout the population. It is a genetic disorder from birth. 1/30 people are born with it, and it will eventually develope to slowly kill you. Chances are one of us have it in this thread and we would never know..[/QUOTE] But if we will never know, that means it will never become active, I am fine with that
What about the massive spasms the victims get shortly before death? I remember reading about those. Those coupled with the massive hemorrhaging and the not clotting blood spreads the dying victim all across the room.
[QUOTE=Oecleus;17162930]You can't. It randomly happens throughtout the population. It is a genetic disorder from birth. 1/30 people are born with it, and it will eventually develope to slowly kill you. Chances are one of us have it in this thread and we would never know..[/QUOTE] Bullshit, it's a virus. Unless you are trying to just freak him out, then I guess I ruined the joke.
Sucks when you start to bleed from your eyes
That music is awesome.
[QUOTE=Canuhearme?;17163125]Bullshit, it's a virus. Unless you are trying to just freak him out, then I guess I ruined the joke.[/QUOTE] Yeah, I was about to say something like this
[QUOTE=Red Heavy;17140286]There IS one good about Ebola, though. [B]It's not very easy to catch. It only survives in bodily fluids. Vomit, blood, urine, etc..[/B][/QUOTE] If you're pretty much bleeding EVERYWHERE, then shouldn't it be pretty fucking easy to catch? :downs: [editline]10:05PM[/editline] [QUOTE=edja007;17163159]Sucks when you start to bleed from your eyes[/QUOTE] At least you can't see goatse.
[QUOTE=AwesomeDino;17163281]If you're pretty much bleeding EVERYWHERE, then shouldn't it be pretty fucking easy to catch? :downs: [editline]10:05PM[/editline] At least you can't see goatse.[/QUOTE] Imagine an ebola victim doing goatse
[QUOTE=Splurgy;17163392]Imagine an ebola victim doing goatse[/QUOTE] They would tear themselves apart.
If i'd catch this, I'd just ask for a pill that'd give me a happy dream and kill me :) .
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