• Whats a good a kiss?
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A good kiss is identified by enough sucking force to expose the brain tissue of the partner.
sneak up behind her and stick your thumb up her butt when she's in shock her mouth will be hanging open, thats when you start kissing.
[QUOTE=Clyde (Irish);35211119]Trust me, you are asking the wrong people.[/QUOTE] Maybe he should ask 4chan then? (dohoho)
I read the title in an Italian accent.
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Holy fuck guys, I just read throught this thread, and you made my day. :v: This thread is hilarious.
You have too really purse your lips. Think goldfish. Also stare at her forehead and never blink or close your eyes for the duration of the kiss.
First you prepare yourself, usually using breath mints or Listerine strips. Then what you do is pucker your lips. When you look at your Facebook, do you notice all the women who do duck lips? Do like that. Trade secret, they're actually pretending to kiss someone. When you get into the perfect moment, for example, outside a bar or in a club, you take your breath spray, and spray it into your mouth, preferably on your tongue, others might place it in their nose, ear(s), or pubic hair. You then tell this girl that you've been waiting for this moment all your life. Once she looks into your eyes and you see the shinyness, you take your hand, preferably your index finger part, and place it on her nose and go shhhhhhh. She will melt in your arms and be like silly putty (i suggest you go to the store and get some if you need an example) then you take your mouth and do the duck face. bitches love duckfaces. then when she closes in for the kiss you dart forward, locking your mouth on top of one of her eyes. you then suck with all your might until her eyeball pops into your mouth then you chomp down on her optic nerve and sever it. she will scream in ecstatsy and then you place her on the ground(she will be so entranced in your lovelines you might have to kick her in the knees to get her down) and she will be yours for the taking. you can then unzip your pants and place your penis in her eyegina. And that's how you get a girlfriend. [editline]21st March 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=Scarabix;35220108]Mouth goes torwards mouth, that's how you kiss a girl. Where did you put your hands? Put them where you want them to be, and make your way to her pants. Eventually you'll end up with a finger in her pussy. That's generally a good sign that you can upgrade to a cunnilingus. personal experience is gingers. does it count?[/QUOTE] dude all gingers are so fucking hot donet even diss them
[QUOTE=RoflKawpter;35240603] dude all gingers are so fucking hot donet even diss them[/QUOTE] Agreed. :quagmire: [IMG]http://a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/296003_2458399585768_1425501424_2942917_618939766_n.jpg[/IMG] [editline]24th March 2012[/editline] actually we can barely see she's a ginger on this one pic. Dayum.
a good kiss is when you passionately kiss him and you both rub your hard dicks together at the same time
[QUOTE=Scarabix;35272852]Agreed. :quagmire: [IMG]http://a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/296003_2458399585768_1425501424_2942917_618939766_n.jpg[/IMG] [editline]24th March 2012[/editline] actually we can barely see she's a ginger on this one pic. Dayum.[/QUOTE] Is that picture supposed to give me a raging boner or something? Because it failed its purpose. Hard.
Bitches love it when you suction your face to their nipples. That's how kisses REALLY work. You'll know that they're super turned on when their nipple starts spitting in your mouth. You gotta suck really really hard, though. And she may play hard to get and try to push you off, but that's when you grab her ass with both hands and hold her there.
I think really good kisses are when the lips press together and leave you with an adrenaline rush. Obviously everyone has different sexual preferences, some people do not consider kissing necessarily sexual. Personally I love being kissed lightly but firmly, like I feel like they want me. It's simple and it's cute but the slight aggression drives me crazy. :dance:
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