I don't know how to have sex right - General

Guess who has his myspace? ;) Me ;P

[QUOTE=FunkyHippo;14810131]Well, I do watch a lot of porn and jack off. So yes?[/QUOTE] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4kwk5jV2nU[/media]

You are an internet hero. Link?

[QUOTE=NachoPiggy;14814218]Cypher, remind me to not get on your bad side.[/QUOTE] I, for one, welcome our new Cypher overlord.

[QUOTE=FunkyHippo;14810131]Well, I do watch a lot of porn and jack off. So yes?[/QUOTE] So I guess you pulled out and came in her mouth then?

[url]www.myspace.com/thatfunkyhippo[/url] We need to add him to access his pictures and friends, but when we do ;]

[QUOTE=NotMeh;14814142]ITT: internet stalkers.[/QUOTE] This is just like the "I dated a pornstar" topic; it just turned into some people trying to find out who she was. It's pretty funny how creepy FacePunch can be, if you tell everyone you had sex with a girl, they'd track you down.

Haha guys, I have pics of his dad and his grandad, and possibly his little sister. [url]http://www.flickr.com/photos/yakuibuns/[/url] His photos match up with his deviantart profile and it's definitely him

[img]http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3595/3317875441_c63bd3f27a.jpg?v=0[/img] "I am always ashamed to look straight into his eyes. I know that in his mind he is always thinking about what a failure of a son he has."

This is gold, we have his location, his name, his age, his dad, his sister, his grandad, his email address, his myspace, his deviantart, his job, and more! Thanks to me ;]

Real life sex =/= porn. Cypher_09 really needs a custom title. "Internet detective Cypher" or such.

Here's my real photo guys [IMG]http://i39.tinypic.com/29nuphd.jpg[/IMG] [QUOTE=Cypher_09;14814469]This is gold, we have his location, his name, his age, his dad, his sister, his grandad, his email address, his myspace, his deviantart, his job, and more! Thanks to me ;][/QUOTE] You didn't even do anything. And I haven't even updated my deviantart. So I'm not even 17 anmyore.

I wouldn't believe him, he's probably shitting himself as we speak :P

[QUOTE=FunkyHippo;14814506]Here's my real photo guys [IMG]http://i39.tinypic.com/29nuphd.jpg[/IMG] You didn't even do anything.[/QUOTE] Wait, so why did you make your creepy rabbit pedo character look like you?

[QUOTE=JohnnyMo1;14814232][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4kwk5jV2nU[/media][/QUOTE] :love: The Onion. [QUOTE=markg06;14814240]I, for one, welcome our new Cypher overlord.[/QUOTE] Hail Cypher. [QUOTE=FunkyHippo;14814506]Here's my real photo guys [IMG]http://i39.tinypic.com/29nuphd.jpg[/IMG] [/QUOTE] You look like Gordon Freeman's brother.

[QUOTE=|BIG$MONEY$BALLER|;14814517]Wait, so why did you make your creepy rabbit pedo character look like you?[/QUOTE] Yes.

I asked why, not "did you".

[QUOTE=Cypher_09;14814512]I wouldn't believe him, he's probably shitting himself as we speak :P[/QUOTE] If you gave me all your addresses I can play mister fake hacker too. BRB work. :( but I have computer there.

[QUOTE=FunkyHippo;14814550]If you gave me all your addresses I can play mister fake hacker too. BRB work. :( but I have computer there.[/QUOTE] What? You gave him your info? Somehow I doubt that.

Hacking? whos even pretending to hack? I'm finding out who you are, what you do, who your family is, and who your friends are. :)

And I'll stop if you give us the link to that girl's facebook.

[QUOTE=Cypher_09;14814596]And I'll stop if you give us the link to that girl's facebook.[/QUOTE] Nah man, I'm in good terms with her atm. And she doesn't knw about facepooch so yea. hehe.

She soon will do, I [B]promise[/B] you that.

[QUOTE=Cypher_09;14814609]She soon will do, I [B]promise[/B] you that.[/QUOTE] Ok. good wuck.

This is getting intense.

I have a new found fear for the internet. But at the same time, it feels only as if an old fear was reinstated.

Whos myspace is this? He really wants to be my friend [url]http://www.myspace.com/the_world_is_black_x[/url] Cypher_09??

My dear fellow, by your chubby upper hand mass i am pretty certain that you are rather obese. Therefore canceling your chances of ever getting lade. This is an forgery and no red head would fuck a fat person. Unless of course you are willing to post proof of your rather disgusting sexual escapades. Perhaps a webcam clip might do it. Until then, do keep us posted chap.

A collaboration of his information, incase any of you guys want to find more. Name: Fernando (Werty?) Age: 17. Underage for sexual activities in California, and he's in the police! I see an exploit ;) Location: Glendale - California - US Email Address: [email]bikkoforpresident@hotmail.com[/email] Occupation: Police Department - Navigation Best Friend: "Josh" Deviantart: [url]http://funkyhippo.deviantart.com/[/url] Myspace: [url]www.myspace.com/thatfunkyhippo[/url] Flickr: [url]http://www.flickr.com/photos/yakuibuns/[/url] Xfire: [url]http://www.xfire.com/profile/fernyferny/[/url] Updated: His boss' name: Randy Adams. His works address: [B]131 N. Isabel St Glendale, CA 91206 818.548.4840 [/B] His boss' phone number: 818.548.4818 More soon! His boss' email address, I've asked him if this guy actually does work for the police!: [B]radams@ci.glendale.ca.us[/B] Impersonation is a crime ;)

Cypher, the name to be feared, why aren't you working for the FBI or something?