I don't know how to have sex right - General

[QUOTE=NachoPiggy;14814524] You look like Gordon Freeman's brother.[/QUOTE] im sorry, but that just made my day :P

[QUOTE=NachoPiggy;14814716]Cypher, the name to be feared, why aren't you working for the FBI or something?[/QUOTE] I'm only 17 :P

[QUOTE=Cypher_09;14814724]I'm only 17 :P[/QUOTE] You're supposed Myspace says 16.

[QUOTE=Cypher_09;14814702]A collaboration of his information, incase any of you guys want to find more. Name: Fernando (Werty?) Age: 17/18 Location: Glendale - California - US Email Address: [email]bikkoforpresident@hotmail.com[/email] Occupation: Police Department - Navigation Best Friend: "Josh" Deviantart: [url]http://funkyhippo.deviantart.com/[/url] Myspace: [url]www.myspace.com/thatfunkyhippo[/url] Flickr: [url]http://www.flickr.com/photos/yakuibuns/[/url] Xfire: [url]http://www.xfire.com/profile/fernyferny/[/url][/QUOTE] How the fuck you found all this out?

[QUOTE=Cypher_09;14814724]I'm only 17 :P[/QUOTE] Well, I think you know what will your career will be when you get to your 20s.

[QUOTE=Cypher_09;14814469]This is gold, we have his location, his name, his age, his dad, his sister, his grandad, his email address, his myspace, his deviantart, his job, and more! Thanks to me ;][/QUOTE] That's just awesome. Can we tell all his friends about this thread now? [QUOTE=FunkyHippo;14814606]Nah man, I'm in good terms with her atm. And she doesn't knw about facepooch so yea. hehe.[/QUOTE] She probably doesn't know that you're toting her around like a trophy and pretending you've had sex with her either.

[QUOTE=McPendo;14814742]How the fuck you found all this out?[/QUOTE] It's not that hard you know, Google, a single JPG and a lot of time, that's all you need.

I've updated the huge info sheet ;) All that is provided he's actually in the police.

[QUOTE=Spleet;14814729]You're supposed Myspace says 16.[/QUOTE] Well, 17 in may.

Sounds like you found a whore and had pretty good sex actually. First time always sucks, it'll get better. Shut your trap and screw her again.

Updated again! Check out the new update! It's good!

[QUOTE=Cypher_09;14814702] 818.548.4840 [/B] His boss' phone number: 818.548.4818 [/QUOTE]\ Hey wow you found my bosses werk phone number!

[QUOTE=FunkyHippo;14814506]Here's my real photo guys [IMG]http://i39.tinypic.com/29nuphd.jpg[/IMG] You didn't even do anything. And I haven't even updated my deviantart. So I'm not even 17 anmyore.[/QUOTE] You're not 25 either. Wait, if he actually works in the police department and we have his boss's number, couldn't we tell his boss that he's been having underage sex?

[QUOTE=Cypher_09;14814841]Updated again! Check out the new update! It's good![/QUOTE] I'll give you your due, what you've done is pretty impressive. But it's a little over the top. Maybe even too over the top.

Ahah yes we can! When I get a reply I will tell him ;)

[QUOTE=Harlen;14814876]I'll give you your due, what you've done is pretty impressive. But it's a little over the top. Maybe even too over the top.[/QUOTE] Op asked for it. [QUOTE=Cypher_09;14814878]Ahah yes we can! When I get a reply I will tell him ;)[/QUOTE] Do iiit

[QUOTE=Cypher_09;14814878]Ahah yes we can! When I get a reply I will tell him ;)[/QUOTE] Do it.

Why would he care.

Yeah, then your boss will look into it and find out that you're still a virgin. [QUOTE=Ybbat;14814895]Why would he care.[/QUOTE] I dunno, cause he works for the police? The point isn't to get him jailed, the point is to get him to admit that he didn't have sex with who he said he did. Or, you know, anyone at all for that matter.

[QUOTE=gnome;14814907]Yeah, then your boss will look into it and find out that you're still a virgin.[/QUOTE] Exactly. I lost my virginity to my hand.

[QUOTE=FunkyHippo;14814892]Do it.[/QUOTE] I would feel bad if I got you fired/arrested/fined, but all in the name of internet ;) Fired = Underage sex Fined = Impersonation of somebody in the police force.

it looks like you litteraly had alot of litteraly fun

[QUOTE=Cypher_09;14814926]I would feel bad if I got you fired/arrested/fined, but all in the name of internet ;) Fired = Underage sex Fined = Impersonation of somebody in the police force.[/QUOTE] I can't impersonate the truth. But go ahead???

A collaboration of his information, incase any of you guys want to find more. [quote]Name: Fernando (Werty?) Age: 17. Underage for sexual activities in California, and he's in the police! I see an exploit ;) Location: Glendale - California - US Email Address: [email]bikkoforpresident@hotmail.com[/email] Occupation: Police Department - Navigation Best Friend: "Josh" Deviantart: [url]http://funkyhippo.deviantart.com/[/url] [highlight]His facebook: (with the girl he "fucked" as a friend!) - Go to - [url]http://www.facebook.com/invite.php[/url] - Input - [email]bikkoforpresident@hotmail.com[/email] - It will auto add him[/highlight] Myspace: [url]www.myspace.com/thatfunkyhippo[/url] Flickr: [url]http://www.flickr.com/photos/yakuibuns/[/url] Xfire: [url]http://www.xfire.com/profile/fernyferny/[/url] His boss' name: Randy Adams. His works address: -131 N. Isabel St -Glendale, CA 91206 -818.548.4840 His boss' phone number: 818.548.4818 His boss' email address, I've asked him if this guy actually does work for the police!: -[email]radams@ci.glendale.ca.us[/email] Impersonation is a crime, so is underage sex.[/quote]

[QUOTE=FunkyHippo;14814937]I can't impersonate the truth. But go ahead???[/QUOTE] So you shouldn't be worried.

Well that's quite funny sad. My bet is the OP likes some redhead girl in his class so he made up this story and she'll be pissed when she finds out he made up some story where he claims to have sex with her. I mean seriously, the story is really kind of dumb. 'Some girl came to my place and said "let's have sex lol!".'

HOLY FUCK bro you nEED a shavE

[QUOTE=Cypher_09;14814941] Name: Fernando (Werty?) Age: 17. Underage for sexual activities in California, and he's in the police! I see an exploit ;) [/QUOTE] so glad yer 16.

You're glad I'm 16? Why?

Cypher, have I ever said, that I love you?