I don't know how to have sex right - General

Hahaha oh wow this thread has gone from Gold to Platinum.

It was probably even worse for her

Wait you said you watch porn. Wouldn't you know how to have sex if you've watched it?

"I don't know how to have sex right". Well, at lest I don't have that problem, since there are no one to prove me either right or wrong.

[QUOTE=mikhga;14819129]"I don't know how to have sex right". Well, at lest I don't have that problem, since there are no one to prove me either right or wrong.[/QUOTE] Ask your hand?

[QUOTE=Hunterbrute;14819149]Ask your hand?[/QUOTE] That's not sex, that's tucking the tiger.

I lol'ed,this thead is so BS

[QUOTE=MachiniOs;14819327]I lol'ed,this thead is so BS[/QUOTE] This thread is talking about a Facepunch User who fails at having sex with a relatively average looking woman. Based on this information, it seems perfectly plausible.

Ironically this is the biggest thread ever coming from me. I get off of work in 17 minutes yay.

Bang her again.

[QUOTE=nVidia;14819385]Bang her again.[/QUOTE] Impossible to do, since he never banged anyone.

[QUOTE=gnome;14819411]Impossible to do, since he never banged anyone.[/QUOTE] Sure I have.

[QUOTE=gnome;14819411]Impossible to do, since he never banged anyone.[/QUOTE] Gawd, are you trying to make it apparent how so fucking jealous you are?

[QUOTE=Bobantha;14819483]Gawd, are you trying to make it apparent how so fucking jealous you are?[/QUOTE] Probably [B]really[/B] jealous.

[QUOTE=FunkyHippo;14819554]Probably [B]really[/B] jealous.[/QUOTE] I can admit that I'm jealous, well I don't want to fuck the same girl/guy(?) you did, but you get the point. But at least I have a few years left till I'm 24. Karma, please have mercy!

Cool story bro.

[QUOTE=mikhga;14819576]I can admit that I'm jealous, well I don't want to fuck the same girl/guy(?) you did, but you get the point. But at least I have a few years left till I'm 24. Karma, please have mercy![/QUOTE] Dude, sloppy seconds are the fucking [B]best.[/B] [QUOTE=Flam3thrower;14819578]Cool story bro.[/QUOTE] Yah bro.

[QUOTE=mikhga;14819576]I can admit that I'm jealous, well I don't want to fuck the same girl/guy(?) you did, but you get the point. But at least I have a few years left till I'm 24. Karma, please have mercy![/QUOTE] If you want to have it that bad, find a slow chick! I'm not the most attractive guy, but a lot of slow chicks usually attracted to me. Its a slight advantage, since the dumb ones are hot; I still prefer smart ones though. Just to give you confidence, I knew this slow chick who wasn't afraid to tell me she had a crush on me. So I took her to these old concrete sewage drain (its okay, it was just clean concrete, no crap or anything) and pulled down my pants. If she was any smarter, she would have ran away, but she pulled hers down too, and I stuck it in her.

[QUOTE=Bobantha;14819684]If you want to have it that bad, find a slow chick! I'm not the most attractive guy, but a lot of slow chicks usually attracted to me. Its a slight advantage, since the dumb ones are hot; I still prefer smart ones though. Just to give you confidence, I knew this slow chick who wasn't afraid to tell me she had a crush on me. So I took her to these old concrete sewage drain (its okay, it was just clean concrete, no crap or anything) and pulled down my pants. If she was any smarter, she would have ran away, but she pulled hers down too, and I stuck it in her.[/QUOTE] It's not only that, but slow and dumb girls are cuter.

[QUOTE=Bobantha;14819684]If you want to have it that bad, find a slow chick! I'm not the most attractive guy, but a lot of slow chicks usually attracted to me. Its a slight advantage, since the dumb ones are hot; I still prefer smart ones though. Just to give you confidence, I knew this slow chick who wasn't afraid to tell me she had a crush on me. So I took her to these old concrete sewage drain (its okay, it was just clean concrete, no crap or anything) and pulled down my pants. If she was any smarter, she would have ran away, but she pulled hers down too, and I stuck it in her.[/QUOTE] Yep those slow chicks sure can show you a great time. [img]http://www.downssupport.org.uk/images/down%27schild2.jpg[/img]

You're doing something wrong.

[QUOTE=Hunterbrute;14819864]Yep those slow chicks sure can show you a great time. [img]http://www.downssupport.org.uk/images/down%27schild2.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] No man, you're arguing wrong you pedo. Something more like this [img]http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_hKqSRJ0egnA/STPduFHSj6I/AAAAAAAAHiM/SIalvqCuXhQ/s320/250720082257-001.jpg[/img] NOW THATS CUTE

[QUOTE=FunkyHippo;14819934]No man, you're arguing wrong you pedo. Something more like this [img]http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_hKqSRJ0egnA/STPduFHSj6I/AAAAAAAAHiM/SIalvqCuXhQ/s320/250720082257-001.jpg[/img] NOW THATS CUTE[/QUOTE] That's not cute.

[QUOTE=Hunterbrute;14819864]Yep those slow chicks sure can show you a great time. [img]http://www.downssupport.org.uk/images/down%27schild2.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] All I can think of in that picture is, "I can count to Potato!"

[QUOTE=Canuhearme?;14820024]All I can think of in that picture is, "I can count to Potato!"[/QUOTE] Ahahahaha I laughed so hard ahahahaha. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46lmhkNTJdI[/media]

[QUOTE=FunkyHippo;14819428]Sure I have.[/QUOTE] Lol, this guy is some comedian.

[QUOTE=FunkyHippo;14819637]Dude, sloppy seconds are the fucking [B]best.[/B][/QUOTE] [img]http://lolblog.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/gentlemen.jpg[/img] OP has just proved he is a troll i thank you Gentlemen and good night!!!

[QUOTE=Melkor;14810154]That's probably because you're into weird gore necrophilia shit.[/QUOTE] 'Cause clearly she was a zombie.

[QUOTE=Canuhearme?;14820024]All I can think of in that picture is, "I can count to Potato!"[/QUOTE] Haha. Certainly made my day. :)

[QUOTE=FunkyHippo;14810112] [IMG]http://i42.tinypic.com/2e0mtts.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] jesus christ what is wrong with your hand [QUOTE=FunkyHippo;14810112]Shes a red head, not too fat, but not too skinny,[/QUOTE] haha, it all makes sense now