I don't know how to have sex right - General

Have you ever heard about a bed? Or maybe you told her "Let's keep doing it cheap:" [img]http://i42.tinypic.com/2e0mtts.jpg[/img]

Scenario 1: The girl is fat as a whale and your dick was unable to find it's target because you are big as well, judging by your hand, so you probably just scraped your dick on the inside of her huge thighs, which I can imagine won't feel that nice.

There's that fat hand again.

[QUOTE=FunkyHippo;14819554]Probably [B]really[/B] jealous.[/QUOTE] Oh man I'm so jealous of the sex you had with your couch. I wish my couch was that comfortable.

[QUOTE=gnome;14821079]I wish my couch was that comfortable.[/QUOTE] You must be poor.

You said "literally" 4 times. :v: Also, what the fuck is a panooch. It sounds Canadian.

[QUOTE=ssa gib A;14821143]You said "literally" 4 times. :v: Also, what the fuck is a panooch. It sounds Canadian.[/QUOTE] A panooch is a Vagina. I'm the Panooch Master.

[QUOTE=FunkyHippo;14819934]No man, you're arguing wrong you pedo. Something more like this [img]http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_hKqSRJ0egnA/STPduFHSj6I/AAAAAAAAHiM/SIalvqCuXhQ/s320/250720082257-001.jpg[/img] NOW THATS CUTE[/QUOTE] What's wrong with her cheeks.

[QUOTE=FunkyHippo;14821186]A panooch is a Vagina. I'm the Panooch Master.[/QUOTE] Dont confuse fat thighs with vaginas.

[QUOTE=drive_the_hive;14821207]Dont confuse fat thighs with vaginas.[/QUOTE] I'm not :mad:

lol at the title.

[QUOTE=FunkyHippo;14821227]I'm not :mad:[/QUOTE] Well, you don't even know how to have sex right. How can I believe that you can tell the difference.

[QUOTE=drive_the_hive;14821252]Well, you don't even know how to have sex right. How can I believe that you can tell the difference.[/QUOTE] Us canadians use the word "Panooch" as slang for VAGINA and PUSSY.

[QUOTE=drive_the_hive;14821252]Well, you don't even know how to have sex right. How can I believe that you can tell the difference.[/QUOTE] Fucking :lol:, :iceburn:'d [QUOTE=FunkyHippo;14821273]Us canadians use the word "Panooch" as slang for VAGINA and PUSSY.[/QUOTE] You're too much of a failure to be Canadian, or live on the North American Continent, maybe Mexico.

[QUOTE=FunkyHippo;14821273]Us canadians use the word "Panooch" as slang for VAGINA and PUSSY.[/QUOTE] Oh, I do believe that you are intelligent enough to be able to remember and adequately use synonyms but I still however question your ability to tell the difference between thighs and vaginas.

[QUOTE=drive_the_hive;14821340]Oh, I do believe that you are intelligent enough to be able to remember and adequately use synonyms but I still however question your ability to tell the difference between thighs and vaginas.[/QUOTE] Thighs cant be called panooch, silly. [QUOTE=tankkiller;14821325]Fucking :lol:, :iceburn:'d You're too much of a failure to be Canadian, or live on the North American Continent, maybe Mexico.[/QUOTE] nein

[QUOTE=FunkyHippo;14821186]A panooch is a Vagina. I'm the Panooch Master.[/QUOTE] Yeah, are you sure your dick wasn't just stuck between a couple of fat rolls?

[QUOTE=drive_the_hive;14821340]Oh, I do believe that you are intelligent enough to be able to remember and adequately use synonyms but I still however question your ability to tell the difference between thighs and vaginas.[/QUOTE] Double :iceburn:!!! [QUOTE=gnome;14821368]Yeah, are you sure your dick wasn't just stuck between a couple of fat rolls?[/QUOTE] Triple :iceburn:!!! :smugdog:

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[QUOTE=gnome;14821368]Yeah, are you sure your dick wasn't just stuck between a couple of fat rolls?[/QUOTE] Psh, I wish. Fat chicks are fucking hot. I call fat chicks during sex "Rolly Pollies" because they have rolls inside their rolls.

[QUOTE=FunkyHippo;14821403]Psh, I wish. Fat chicks are fucking hot. I call fat chicks during sex "Rolly Pollies" because they have rolls inside their rolls.[/QUOTE] :barf:

[QUOTE=FunkyHippo;14810112] I'm very proud of myself, and I'm sure when I tell my dad he will be too. [/QUOTE] what

[QUOTE=FunkyHippo;14821403]Psh, I wish. Fat chicks are fucking hot. I call fat chicks during sex "Rolly Pollies" because they have rolls inside their rolls.[/QUOTE] What... you said you never had sex before. Seems like your trying to act funny and worm your way out of being a laughing stock.

troll thread

[QUOTE=SCopE5000;14821506]What... you said you never had sex before. Seems like your trying to act funny and worm your way out of being a laughing stock.[/QUOTE] Well, this thread is after all about having sex, and I for one had it.

I'm not sure what to think about OP but all you fucking idiots sucking Cyphers dick just because he can use Google and has nothing better to do than search for information on this dude/girl are retarded.

It's over guys. He's a troll.

Nice job on the panooch pounding, FunkyHippo! But seriously don't say "OH MAH GAWD UR HAND IS SO FAT LOLOLOL" it makes you creepy. Also google searching FunkyHippo doesn't make you Jesus.

[QUOTE=steven20;14821616]I'm not sure what to think about OP but all you fucking idiots sucking Cyphers dick just because he can use Google and has nothing better to do than search for information on this dude/girl are retarded.[/QUOTE] Yeah I think everything was fine till he came here. I still stand on what my thread is and is definitely not a lie. I tried defending myself, but lately fp has been disappointing me. Everyone is just so mean and cruel, I thought here in facepunch, everyone comes together and help each other out, not going against your brother. Including gnome, I know he hates me the most, and I'm sorry, really I am if I've pissed you off now and the past. But seriously, its just a forum, and I'm just a user. I come here for the same reason (except for you aholes) everyone else comes here for, entertainment, and social shit. I still have hope for facepunch.

[QUOTE=pimp_kewkie;14821757] But seriously don't say "OH MAH GAWD UR HAND IS SO FAT LOLOLOL" it makes you creepy. Also google searching FunkyHippo doesn't make you Jesus.[/QUOTE] I'm sorry that I left the impression on you that I'm a creepy stalker. I really am not. It was just impossible for the hand do pass by unnoticed