I don't know how to have sex right - General

[QUOTE=SCopE5000;14821506]What... you said you never had sex before. Seems like your trying to act funny and worm your way out of being a laughing stock.[/QUOTE] That's what most people do when they're cornered on the internet.

[QUOTE=FunkyHippo;14821780] entertainment, and social shit.[/QUOTE] On FP? The only entertainment FP offers at the moment is watching silly threads and silly users go by. Oh, and the GMF.

[QUOTE=drive_the_hive;14821852]On FP?[/QUOTE] FP was the shit back in 06.

Is this about you don't know how to have sex or you had shit sex with a girl with a minge hanging down to her knees?

[QUOTE=FunkyHippo;14821864]FP was the shit back in 06.[/QUOTE] You don't even remember seizure day.

[QUOTE=drive_the_hive;14821899]You don't even remember seizure day.[/QUOTE] I wasn't very much computer addicted back in the day. Also, my 05 account is Smiley Pies. See Ya'll later, gonna go get a slurpee and chill.

[QUOTE=FunkyHippo;14821935]I wasn't very much computer addicted back in the day. Also, my 05 account is Smiley Pies. See Ya'll later, gonna go get a slurpee and chill.[/QUOTE] Have a nice slurpee and chill. [Quote=FunkyHippo]Everyone is just so mean and cruel, I thought here in facepunch, everyone comes together and help each other out, not going against your brother.[/quote] I think it's mean when you come to a forum filled with mainly under 15 year olds, and tell them all how you bonked a girl and explain it all in vivid detail. It's mean not only because nobody gives a shit or wants to know, but it's mean because you know that they haven't done it and you just go ahead and post it anyway, when you probably didn't actually have sex in the first place, so you can laugh at them or something.

[QUOTE=FunkyHippo;14821935]I wasn't very much computer addicted back in the day. [/QUOTE] Judging by your physical appearance I can safely assume that you've been computer addicted since you fell out of your mums PANOOCH.

[QUOTE=drive_the_hive;14821987]Judging by your physical appearance I can safely assume that you've been computer addicted since you fell out of your mums PANOOCH.[/QUOTE] This post wins the prize. Seriously trying to stifle my laughter here, it was the way you used 'PANOOCH' at the end.

Either the OP really did what he said or you all just got seriously trolled. Either way you all lose.

I lol'd at the new thread title.

I FOUND A PICTURE OF THE CHICK. Warning Very Graphic. [media]http://www.chubby-mature-0.com/chubbymature-04/chubbymature-04.jpg[/media]

Congratulations mate. Hope the next time is better aye. I also find foreplay more fun too. Gaah my eyes!

your problem is that you actually call the vagina "panooch"

[QUOTE=Hunterbrute;14822402]I FOUND A PICTURE OF THE CHICK. Warning Very Graphic. [media]http://www.chubby-mature-0.com/chubbymature-04/chubbymature-04.jpg[/media][/QUOTE] itd hit that [QUOTE] I'm very proud of myself, and I'm sure when I tell my dad he will be too. [/QUOTE] oh god, i laughed so fucking hard after reading that

[QUOTE=Hmn30;14823178]itd hit that [/QUOTE] With the entire planet's Nuclear Weapon stores. *Hiss*

That was graphic. Did you copy that from some piece of erotic literature.

OP cant sex

Look at you and your cute little hand. The couch wreaks of bullshit. And your thread title is misleading because it doesn't sync up with your story.

Wait I must be mixed up, I've been under the impression that FunkyHippo was gay this entire time.

Tldr/nsfm/tmi...

[QUOTE=Xixo12e;14826664]Tldr/nsfm/tmi...[/QUOTE] I'm assuming you have all 10 fingers, so put them to good use and actually type out the words. We're not 14 year old girls on AIM, we're 14 year old girls on FACEPUNCH.

[quote]Name: Fernando Hernandez Age: 17. Underage for sexual activities in California, and he's in the police! I see an exploit ;) Location: Glendale - California - US Email Address: [email]bikkoforpresident@hotmail.com[/email] Occupation: Police Department - Navigation Best Friend: "Josh" The girl's name: "Delilah"? His sister's name: Delilah Deviantart: [url]http://funkyhippo.deviantart.com/[/url] His facebook: (with the girl he "fucked" as a friend!) - Go to - [url]http://www.facebook.com/invite.php[/url] - Input - [email]bikkoforpresident@hotmail.com[/email] - It will auto add him Myspace: [url]www.myspace.com/thatfunkyhippo[/url] Flickr: [url]http://www.flickr.com/photos/yakuibuns/[/url] Xfire: [url]http://www.xfire.com/profile/fernyferny/[/url] His boss' name: Randy Adams. His works address: -131 N. Isabel St -Glendale, CA 91206 -818.548.4840 His boss' phone number: 818.548.4818 His boss' email address, I've asked him if this guy actually does work for the police!: [email]-radams@ci.glendale.ca.us[/email] [B]Possible house addresses: 203 N Glendale Ave # A, Glendale, CA 91206, United States Or: 130 S Brand Blvd, Glendale, CA 91204, United States [/B] Impersonation is a crime, so is underage sex.[/quote]

Internet, Serious Biz.

[QUOTE=Cypher_09;14828555]Hi all, I'm back, here's a run-down of all I got [B]so far.[/B] I will resume today.[/QUOTE] Wow.

Resuming now, got a [B]fantastic lead on this girl.[/B] Almost have her, an hour or so.

Oh this is gonna be good. Quick, before he starts deleting shit. :q:

-snip-

[QUOTE=ReznorT;14828873]use [url]www.deadfake.com[/url] to send emails under an alias[/QUOTE] Or just do it through telnet without the footer that links to deadfake.

It's ok, it wouldn't matter, I've screencapped the whole of the first post :p