I don't know how to have sex right - General

[QUOTE=Figgis Fiddis;14810202]Fucking 24? You need to get out more.[/QUOTE] I do go out more, the problem was that I went to catholic school, and so no matter how much girls wanted to have sex, they just couldn't dare themselves to do it without marriage, another reason why I don't like god. [QUOTE=Benji;14810207]You're a lying teenager attempting to make a thread about sex you've never had.[/QUOTE] I swear on which ever god exist I am not lying, if you were in front of me in real life I'd ask you to smell my face.

[QUOTE=Benji;14810207]You're a lying teenager attempting to make a thread about sex you've never had.[/QUOTE] Quit shitting on the thread, and get a job.

Take another shot at it, it will get better.

[QUOTE=SilDrumme;14810221]Take another shot at it[/QUOTE] ~LoL3~

[QUOTE=FunkyHippo;14810212]I do go out more, the problem was that I went to catholic school, and so no matter how much girls wanted to have sex, they just couldn't dare themselves to do it without marriage, another reason why I don't like god.[/QUOTE] Heh, the catholic schools all around my town seem to be the opposite.

ITT: Jealous People.

[QUOTE=SilDrumme;14810221]Take another shot at it, it will get better.[/QUOTE] We wanted to go for a second orgasm, but she had to go to work, so I had to even give her a ride. :( Oh I just got yer joke, haha.

Try doing it with a guy.

[QUOTE=FunkyHippo;14810212]I do go out more, the problem was that I went to catholic school, and so no matter how much girls wanted to have sex, they just couldn't dare themselves to do it without marriage, another reason why I don't like god.[/QUOTE] Then play the field beyond Catholic school.

[QUOTE=FunkyHippo;14810232]We wanted to go for a second orgasm, but she had to go to work, so I had to even give her a ride. :([/QUOTE] A ride on the ol' meat wagon, old sport.

[QUOTE=Neckbeard;14810213]Quit shitting on the thread, and get a job.[/QUOTE] I've got a part-time job in between my college courses, thanks.

Pics of the girl? Also, who calls a pussy panooch :v:

[QUOTE=tactical102;14810234]Try doing it with a guy.[/QUOTE] Might be better. You never know. Or maybe she was just really loose so it was like flapping in the wind.

Nice ass couch you got there. [b]Edit:[/b] 40 Registered, 4 guests. Popular threads have the word sex in them.

Nice picture.

OP might be into some more kinky stuff. Try experimenting?

is that a cum stain on the couch?

[QUOTE=Facepunch User;14810250]Pics of the girl? [/QUOTE] I'm not linking her facebook page, because I know you people will just do something stupid [IMG]http://i44.tinypic.com/27wsy9t.jpg[/IMG] [QUOTE=Facepunch User;14810250] Also, who calls a pussy panooch :v:[/QUOTE] I do.

[QUOTE=FunkyHippo;14810212]I do go out more, the problem was that I went to catholic school, and so no matter how much girls wanted to have sex, they just couldn't dare themselves to do it without marriage, another reason why I don't like god. [/QUOTE] I know your struggles, I am attending a Lutheran high school. Every girl is "saving herself for marriage".

[QUOTE=!xHDMicrobe;14810268]OP might be into some more kinky stuff. Try experimenting?[/QUOTE] You have no idea.

[QUOTE=waxrock;14810164]Isn't this the same guy that said he would love to do his sister?[/QUOTE] Yep Full reverse, it be a troll.

[QUOTE=Visage;14810277]I know your struggles, I am attending a Lutheran high school. Every girl is "saving herself for marriage".[/QUOTE] Bummer dude, my town has a higher pregnancy rate then most cities.

She not bad looking bro

What the hell, sounds like you were making a porno.

[QUOTE=Figgis Fiddis;14810202]Fucking 24? You need to get out more.[/QUOTE] Some of us don't run around with the goal of having sex with people, or we find 95% of our peers not likeable at all for girlfriends. Like where I live! The school I went to was filled mostly with teeny-bob chicks and totally hard-ass straight jock guys. Sure some were very attractive but you'd never want to date them unless you were a douche or just wanted a one night stand date-rape style. I mean, they were not unlikeable... just not... "I want to date you" kind of people AT ALL. I'm not a virgin though, and I'm gay so that complicates things.

[QUOTE=Thlis;14810286]Yep. Fall back, it be a troll.[/QUOTE] No, i'm not even joking. You should read some of his earlier threads.

panooch heh

[QUOTE=FunkyHippo;14810275]I'm not linking her facebook page, because I know you people will just do something stupid[/QUOTE] Yeah like send her a message about how you're on an internet forum claiming to have had sex with her.

[QUOTE=Melkor;14810300]No, i'm not even joking. You should read some of his earlier threads.[/QUOTE] Some how I quoted another person and it redirected to your post. [quote]Just as nasty I was hoping to get during sex, was exactly how I was able to make it to be. It was sex, we were both loopy, we don't do the softcore shit. Man I hope we become a couple.[/quote] How obvious must a troll be?

[QUOTE=-Ben_Wolfe-;14810294]What the hell, sounds like you were making a porno.[/QUOTE] Just as nasty I was hoping to get during sex, was exactly how I was able to make it to be. It was sex, we were both loopy, we don't do the softcore shit. Man I hope we become a couple.