I don't know how to have sex right - General

The good thing about being so long without sex is that you start getting wet dreams.

Huh, never read this thread before. Or even seen it.

Judging by your thread history, you are a very disgusting person, OP.

Jesus. I never thought I'd see this again. That... Fat hand... Oh my God.

It's your hand that reveals you as a liar. It looks like a fat 8-year olds hand. The fact that you're wearing your dad's striped shirt doesn't make this better.

this is a bumped thread

we know

I remember this thread. I missed the old facepunch

Ah this thread. lol panooch..

Doing it rong.

[QUOTE=Duckmurderer;14810228]Heh, the catholic schools all around my town seem to be the opposite.[/QUOTE] Yeah I have a school near me that is all girls. I used to go to its male school counterpart. All the dudes from my school would go out with the chicks from that school. MOTHER OF GOD those chicks wanted some, and a school full of girls somehow always produces the hottest chicks ever. Great combo, I must say. [editline]07:25PM[/editline] Oh yeah, they are catholic schools. Jesuit, to be exact

[QUOTE=G-Strogg;17166155]It's your hand that reveals you as a liar. It looks like a fat 8-year olds hand. The fact that you're wearing your dad's striped shirt doesn't make this better.[/QUOTE] Haha, good eye there!

[QUOTE=tactical102;14810234]Try doing it with a guy.[/QUOTE] STFU you felching twat let the 24 year old virgain speak and why would he wanna do it with a guy he wants to have it with a tight one the werido :S

[QUOTE=Jack_Sulli;17167172]STFU you felching twat let the 24 year old virgain speak and why would he wanna do it with a guy he wants to have it with a tight one the werido :S[/QUOTE] Translation: Shut up, why would he be gay? he wants to have sex with a woman with a tight vagina.

You licked her ass and her vagina? You really rushed it for the first time, didnt you?

I think OP is an alt of that Nautsaubes guy or however it was spelled.

I know the OP he is not a 14 year old.

ahahahah I remember this

You get a boner, slap her tits around a bit, stick it in her and pee. Not that hard bro.

[QUOTE=Deadollie;17174067]You get a boner, slap her tits around a bit, stick it in her and pee. Not that hard bro.[/QUOTE] Are you describing your boners? It is practically impossible to pee with a boner!

[QUOTE=Cathbadh;17174094][QUOTE=Deadollie;17174067]You get a boner, slap her tits around a bit, stick it in her and pee. Not that hard bro.[/QUOTE] Are you describing your boners? It is practically impossible to pee with a boner![/QUOTE] ^doesn't get the reference^

OP is fucking disgusting. Also if you refer to her vagina as a "loose goose panooch" then you're obviously doing [I]something[/I] wrong.

life i short live it well =)

What the fuck OP [editline]02:19AM[/editline] What a painfully forced conversation "I KNOW WHY YOU BROUGHT ME HERE SO LETS JUST DO IT ALREADY"

First time is always suck.

My first time, the chick got her period. D:

[QUOTE=ConnorM;17174794]My first time, the chick got her period. D:[/QUOTE] Eww; Just imagine that: All pumped up for sex and then you look at your dick and it's covered in blood.

wow you suck saving up urine wasn't a good idea now was it [editline]01:08PM[/editline] my first time was a few minutes of fingering and nothing to do with my dick does that even count as a first time

[QUOTE=reviewmad;17175435]wow you suck saving up urine wasn't a good idea now was it [editline]01:08PM[/editline] my first time was a few minutes of fingering and nothing to do with my dick does that even count as a first time[/QUOTE] That's called third base.

I'd say the problem was you're a sick freak. Yeah i've seen the stuff you post pal.