[QUOTE=madmanmad;17175519]I'd say the problem was you're a sick freak.
Yeah i've seen the stuff you post pal.[/QUOTE]
It's NSFW.
My first sexual experience was a 3some with 2 girls. It was quite fun and i came very hard. They both shared my mancheddar with eachother afterwards and then we watched TV.
Said Mister Cool.
:wtc:
[QUOTE=tactical102;14810234]Try doing it with a guy.[/QUOTE]
no.
[QUOTE=Redcow;18190867]no.[/QUOTE]
Why not are you a homophobe?
[QUOTE=Mister Cool;18189688]My first sexual experience was a 3some with 2 girls. It was quite fun and i came very hard. They both shared my mancheddar with eachother afterwards and then we watched TV.[/QUOTE]
Threesomes suck, unless you have two dicks one of the girls are going to be sitting there.
This guy lies, all the time.
[sp]Does anyone actually believe this guy?[/sp]
Too bad you have herpes on your fingers now
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[QUOTE=Comcastic;18191065]This guy lies, all the time.
[sp]Does anyone actually believe this guy?[/sp][/QUOTE]
I don't. It doesn't take a genius to tell that he isn't very attractive... I doubt any girl would want to spend time with him
[QUOTE=Dan2593;18190948]Why not are you a homophobe?[/QUOTE]
Do you want to get fucked up the butt?
oh jesus you let your load go in her!? Dude I hope you had a rubber on. If her vag was lose than she might of got around and you never know. You could end up like that guy with finger herpes but worse.
[QUOTE=PoorFellow;18191068]Too bad you have herpes on your fingers now
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I don't. It doesn't take a genius to tell that he isn't very attractive... I doubt any girl would want to spend time with him[/QUOTE]
So you actually think all people care about are looks? Well you are sure going to be very succesful!
[sp]Money is also equally important [/sp]
[QUOTE=Takkun10;18191150]oh jesus you let your load go in her!? Dude I hope you had a rubber on. If her vag was lose than she might of got around and you never know. You could end up like that guy with finger herpes but worse.[/QUOTE]
I see what you did there! Clever.
The homosexual sex story was better than this shit.
Props to whoever it was that rated everyone clock.
My first time was pretty lame actually. Not because of what I did, but because of what she did.
1) Fail, Dry handjob. (Shaft stroking only)
2) She blew me, felt all teeth.
3) Fail, wet handjob. (Shaft stroking only)
4) Fucked her doggystyle, came in her ass.
She told me not to, she deserved it.
Dead serious, true story.
Ugh why did some bump this phony thread
oh my funky what is this
panooch lolmao !
OP reminds me of my fat friend, he would always send me stupid text messages for example " Dude you just missed it, there was this hot chick at my house right now" which was a complete lie. He also took pictures with his hot cousins and pretended they were his girlfriend, but it was pretty obvious he was lying because he always refused to introduce me to them. Basically he was full of shit like OP
Well at least he knows how to finger girls now
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He just doesn't know how to protect himself from STDs.
You had sex with a couch?
[QUOTE=GageCordiner;18195814]My first time was pretty lame actually. Not because of what I did, but because of what she did.
1) Fail, Dry handjob. (Shaft stroking only)
2) She blew me, felt all teeth.
3) Fail, wet handjob. (Shaft stroking only)
4) Fucked her doggystyle, came in her ass.
She told me not to, she deserved it.
Dead serious, true story.[/QUOTE]
she preg?
First of all, take the plastic off grandma's couch bud.
[QUOTE=Benji;14810124]Willing to bet you're in your early teens.[/QUOTE]
oh how wrong you were
[QUOTE=Aberhamlinken;18198140]she preg?[/QUOTE]
That's right people, girls can get pregnant by cumming in their ass.
Chronic masturbation ruins sex, so try not to masturbate as often.
[QUOTE=Nori;18198251]That's right people, girls can get pregnant by cumming in their ass.[/QUOTE]
They can.
JFGI
Put penis in vagina. In and out.
Maybe she wasn't loose, maybe you're just small.
[QUOTE=HumanAbyss;14810175]You lost it at 24....?[/QUOTE]
Better than losing it at 12, with your dad.
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