I don't know how to have sex right - General

Dude, maybe she's not loose and you just got a small dick. [B]Edit:[/B] lol damn guy above me.

lol you're so fucking weird.

[QUOTE=AY LEE;18189174]I love FunkyHippo and I love his threads.[/QUOTE] I love your posts.

[QUOTE=Biggins;18200132]I love your posts.[/QUOTE] Yours too. :3:

So the little bitch Cypher didn't get anything done than just googling? What happened to the extortion?

either you are gay OR your chick is too fat/ugly

He finally noticed he was trolled bad and left... [editline]12:58PM[/editline] Damn gaga

[QUOTE=PoorFellow;18191068]Too bad you have herpes on your fingers now [editline]05:38PM[/editline] I don't. It doesn't take a genius to tell that he isn't very attractive... I doubt any girl would want to spend time with him[/QUOTE] you will be surprised when you walk out of the door and reality hits ur ass [editline]02:01PM[/editline] i own page 20. YESH

He doesn't have herpes on his fingers. +1 bad reading.

you dont have herpes, you have never had sex, you are wierd

Jesus Christ maybe I should've made a thread on facepunch when I last my virginity.

How could someone with those looks lose their virginity at his age?

24 years? I beat him by almost a decade.

Loose pussy = bad sex. Everybody knows that.. comon.

[QUOTE=Black-Bird;18233596]Loose pussy = bad sex. Everybody knows that.. comon.[/QUOTE] If it was his first time he wouldn't have anything to compare it to, it would be "tight" to him because he's experienced nothing else. [editline]11:08PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Mac2468;18233574]24 years? I beat him by almost a decade.[/QUOTE] He's 24? I was assuming he was around 18 or so.

Sex is a seriously difficult art to master.

[QUOTE=demoguy08;18233946]Sex is a seriously difficult art to master.[/QUOTE] I thought you just shoved your dick into a vagina alot until you shot out white stuff.

I fucking love this thread. [quote][img]http://img13.imageshack.us/img13/6888/sextoday.png[/img][/quote] I fucking love this image. (if you're cool, 'fix' my post and switch my words around)

[QUOTE=Cowie1337;18233981]I thought you just shoved your dick into a vagina alot until you shot out white stuff.[/QUOTE] If you're not going to give a damn about the girl you may aswell use the hand.

[QUOTE=demoguy08;18234070]If you're not going to give a damn about the girl you may aswell use the hand.[/QUOTE] I was kidding. I know theres foreplay, kissing and feeling them up. Then after that I don't know much inbetween foreplay and the dick moving part. Help me, I must fill the shoes of master man whore D Hasselhoff

[QUOTE=demoguy08;18233946]Sex is a seriously difficult art to master.[/QUOTE] Not when you fantasize about it for 2 whole years like I did. Then it all came naturally and took me about 2 days to become comparable to a gigolo's skill. But that aside, I agree completely.

Wow.

Why was she so loose?

You sir, are a failure. Honestly, you think sex isn't pleasurable? -.- P.S. Anal.

[QUOTE=Mac2468;18233411]Jesus Christ maybe I should've made a thread on facepunch when I last my virginity.[/QUOTE] Make a thread about it.

[QUOTE=Neckbeard;18234017]I love fucking this thread. I love fucking this image. (if you're around, 'fix' my post and switch my words. cool)[/QUOTE] yes?

When I used to have sex (I no longer do that kind of things), I had a smoke after I was done, with two intentions: a) The girls who I used to have sex with didn't smoke, so it was a way to kick them out of the bed and house at some point. b) It felt damn good. EDIT: Bump, didn't noticed.

-snip oh shit-