[QUOTE=FunkyHippo;14810275]I'm not linking her facebook page, because I know you people will just do something stupid
[IMG]http://i44.tinypic.com/27wsy9t.jpg[/IMG]
I do.[/QUOTE]
She's cute, reminds me of my GF, emo hair cut and red hair, we have only made out, no sex yet :(
Awesome you got laid. Too bad you didn't had so much fun, well try it again only more sexier ala slower and more relaxing, don't do it so fast.
[QUOTE=FunkyHippo;14810112][/QUOTE]
yeah but aren't you still into guro?
[QUOTE=NachoPiggy;14810343]Awesome you got laid. Too bad you didn't had so much fun, well try it again only more sexier ala slower and more relaxing, don't do it so fast.[/QUOTE]
Hey friendo <3 Well It wasn't that it wasn't fun, the orgasm wasn't :(
[QUOTE=tactical102;14810234]Try doing it with a guy.[/QUOTE]
You have a point.
Where you looking at the painting while doing it?
[QUOTE=hypno-toad;14810374]Where you looking at the painting while doing it?[/QUOTE]
That explains [tab]everything[/tab]
[QUOTE=Duckmurderer;14810190]You just went straight in, didn't you.
Protip: always approach from an angle.[/QUOTE]
You'll hit the inner tight then, my good sir.
[QUOTE=FunkyHippo;14810356]Hey friendo <3 Well It wasn't that it wasn't fun, the orgasm wasn't :([/QUOTE]
Darn, I think the tension was wrong, so the climax wasn't too good.
This thread inspired this picture...
[img]http://imgkk.com/images/2v3uipi5.png[/img]
You're gonna come back to this thread tomorrow and realize what you've done.
[QUOTE=Facepunch User;14810250]Pics of the girl?
Also, who calls a pussy panooch :v:[/QUOTE]
I call pussy pootytang sometimes.
[QUOTE=Benji;14810309]Yeah like send her a message about how you're on an internet forum claiming to have had sex with her.[/QUOTE]
Oh man, now I really wanna find her facebook.
[QUOTE=Kasparro21;14810120]You must be doing it wrong.[/QUOTE]
Reading the OP over again, it does look like a load of horse crap :p
Have sex with a man, problem solved.
[QUOTE=Figgis Fiddis;14810202]Fucking 24?
You need to get out more.[/QUOTE]
Wow, I expected this sort of comment in primary school, but facepunch?!
Sorry to break it to you, but... you're gay.
[QUOTE=gnome;14810429]Oh man, now I really wanna find her facebook.[/QUOTE]
I know, right. That would be absolutely hilarious.
[QUOTE=FunkyHippo;14810275]I'm not linking her facebook page, because I know you people will just do something stupid
[IMG]http://i44.tinypic.com/27wsy9t.jpg[/IMG]
I do.[/QUOTE]
You do realise the internet can find anyone on the internet? If someone wanted to find her facebook page then they will find it.
[QUOTE=Benji;14810462]I know, right. That would be absolutely hilarious.[/QUOTE]
Yeah, because either it's someone he just picked at random and she'll be like "WTF someone's just taking my picture and saying they've had sex with me, what a fucking creep" or if he actually does know her and she'll still call him a fucking creep and then break their friendship for spreading lies and misinformation about her.
You guys are nice people though so you wouldn't dare. right? :(
If we find it you are [I]fucked six ways from sunday.[/I]
Next time punch her in the face for biting your tongue.
The wrath of jesus upon you for this
Were you thinking a lot and just "running drills"? It's better when you don't think so much about it and just, do. Thinking too hard or trying to fill some sex quota just takes your head out of it.
What why am I being helpful I should be posting something funny...
[QUOTE=FunkyHippo;14810490]You guys are nice people though so you wouldn't dare. right? :([/QUOTE]
Nice people are rare in Facepunch. Sorry dude. :(
[QUOTE=NachoPiggy;14810514]Nice people are rare in Facepunch. Sorry dude. :([/QUOTE]
You are nice! [img]http://d2k5.com/sa_emots/emot-3.gif[/img]
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