[QUOTE=FunkyHippo;14810212]I do go out more, the problem was that I went to catholic school, and so no matter how much girls wanted to have sex, they just couldn't dare themselves to do it without marriage, another reason why I don't like god.[/QUOTE]
this is where i bust you on your lie
catholic school girls fuck everything
you big liar
[QUOTE=Benji;14810629]I'm game.
Yeah a million dollars sounds about right. Hand it over nice and quick like see.[/QUOTE]
We should up the price
[QUOTE=gnome;14810635]We should set up a Paypal account to share so we can do this all digitally.[/QUOTE]
Hey I'm on to you Funky. I've already discovered where you live:
[url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=698606[/url]
[QUOTE=thisispain;14810651]this is where i bust you on your lie
catholic school girls fuck everything
you big liar[/QUOTE]
thats why her poochytangfangchang was loose.
or whatever he calls it.
[QUOTE=Benji;14810660]Hey I'm on to you Funky. I've already discovered where you live:
[url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=698606[/url][/QUOTE]
That wont help you.
How's it feel knowing you waited 24 years for some unsatisfactory, poorly-executed sexual act with some person you'll never talk to again? And seriously? Spit in your mouth? What the fuck?
ITT: facepunch can't fathom that someone can actually have sex without lying about it
Searching Facebook for red heads similar to that photo that live in that location. You're going down.
[QUOTE=thisispain;14810651]this is where i bust you on your lie
catholic school girls fuck everything
you big liar[/QUOTE]
Fuck yeah
[QUOTE=_Twitch_;14810673]ITT: facepunch can't fathom that someone can actually have sex without lying about it[/QUOTE]
No, I can't believe he lost it at [b]24[/b].
[QUOTE=_Twitch_;14810673]ITT: facepunch can't fathom that someone can actually have sex without lying about it[/QUOTE]
ITT: User _Twitch_ is easily fooled by an obviously bullshit story.
[QUOTE=Mattarack;14810654]We should up the price[/QUOTE]
100 billion dollars?
[QUOTE=_Twitch_;14810673]ITT: facepunch can't fathom that someone can actually have sex without lying about it[/QUOTE]
you like twilight
[QUOTE=Benji;14810692]100 billion dollars?[/QUOTE]
Now were talking :D 50/50 i think
[QUOTE=Elexar;14810663]thats why her poochytangfangchang was loose.
or whatever he calls it.[/QUOTE]
her wonderland
her gears of war
her kuomintang
her red sector a
her blue man group
:geno:
I was going to say it gets better with age, but then again I was expecting a fourteen-year-old.
And now I just don't know what to expect anymore.
[QUOTE=thisispain;14810704]her wonderland
her gears of war
her kuomintang
her red sector a
her blue man group[/QUOTE]
If it's blue, you're DEFINITELY doing it wrong.
Unless ... do you know Ted Bundy?
[quote=thisispain;14810694]you like twilight[/quote]
owned
[QUOTE=thisispain;14810694]you like twilight[/QUOTE]
:iceburn:
[QUOTE=ArchAngel;14810713]
If it's blue, you're DEFINITELY doing it wrong.
Unless ... do you know Ted Bundy?[/QUOTE]
if it's blue, you're fucking a smurf man.
[url]http://www.redtube.com/8399[/url]
[QUOTE=left4luke;14810700][b]100 trillion dollars![/b]
[img]http://joeposnanski.com/JoeBlog/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/austin-powers-mike-myers-as-dr-evil4.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
I like to live dangerously.
Needs more tentacles.
[QUOTE=!xHDMicrobe;14810268]OP might be into some more kinky stuff.
Try experimenting?[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=FunkyHippo;14810112]I even asked her to spit in my mouth and she gladly did, and then I digged my tongue into her mouth even more, that was literally the funnest part out of this session, because I love a girl's saliva.[/QUOTE]
uh
[quote=funkyhippo;14810275]i'm not linking her facebook page, because i know you people will just do something stupid
[img]http://i44.tinypic.com/27wsy9t.jpg[/img]
[/quote]
[b]holy shit![/b]
[b]it's a man![/b]
No way did the other girl have an orgasm then. When a girl is in any heighten sexual pleasure, the vagina contracts, and when she has an orgasm it especially contracts. Do you really think you are going to give a girl an orgasm your first time having sex? And do you seriously think that your first time with some random girl will give you a consensus about sex?
[QUOTE=Pepin;14810794]No way did the other girl have an orgasm then. When a girl is in any heighten sexual pleasure, the vagina contracts, and when she has an orgasm it especially contracts. Do you really think you are going to give a girl an orgasm your first time having sex?[/QUOTE]
Well my cock is pretty big bro.
What the fuck, look at this guy's threads:
[url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=726307[/url] - Gay/Faggot/tranny picture thread
[url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=692792[/url] - Some slave girl being tortured, milked and fucked at the same time. Wow
[url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=719046[/url] - Child Rapist man in a bunny suit
And that's only from the first page.
Out of 20.
The first couple of times I had sex sucked.
But now I'm with a different girl and sex rocks pretty much every time. Experience matters a lot.
[QUOTE=Pepin;14810794]No way did the other girl have an orgasm then. When a girl is in any heighten sexual pleasure, the vagina contracts, and when she has an orgasm it especially contracts. Do you really think you are going to give a girl an orgasm your first time having sex?[/QUOTE]
same thing for a guys ass too.
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