[QUOTE=FunkyHippo;14811220]Your birthday best not be on the 22nd.[/QUOTE]
6th
if you can prove you are my age, i'll jump out of my balcony
[QUOTE=thisispain;14811229]6th
if you can prove you are my age, i'll jump out of my balcony[/QUOTE]
But if you die, Facepunch will be less fun.
[QUOTE=NachoPiggy;14811236]But if you die, Facepunch will be less fun.[/QUOTE]
it's okay, i live on the ground floor
OP should take a pic of himself.
[QUOTE=thisispain;14811240]it's okay, i live on the ground floor[/QUOTE]
Oh. :v:
Facepunch users are pieces of shit.
Seriously, they bitch about not having a girlfriend, yet they have ridiculously high standards. Then, when they finally find a chick that will let them bone her, they aren't satisfied and decide that their hand was better.
Like, really, am I the only one who notices this or what?
[QUOTE=T2L_Goose;14811404]Facepunch users are pieces of shit.
Seriously, they bitch about not having a girlfriend, yet they have ridiculously high standards. Then, when they finally find a chick that will let them bone her, they aren't satisfied and decide that their hand was better.
Like, really, am I the only one who notices this or what?[/QUOTE]
Yeah I noticed that too.
We're all sons of bitches.
The view of your hand says you are fat.
[QUOTE=T2L_Goose;14811404]Facepunch users are pieces of shit.
Seriously, they bitch about not having a girlfriend, [B]yet they have ridiculously high standards[/B]. Then, when they finally find a chick that will let them bone her, they aren't satisfied and decide that their hand was better.
Like, really, am I the only one who notices this or what?[/QUOTE]
Too much porn
I have solved this mystery.
[img]http://www.zilefile.com/files/6374_7cy08/debunked.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=Hunterbrute;14811520]I have solved this mystery.
[img]http://www.zilefile.com/files/6374_7cy08/debunked.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
I knew it was a cum stain!!!
[QUOTE=Hunterbrute;14811520]I have solved this mystery.
[img]another victory for hunterbrute[/img][/QUOTE]
my hero
Honestly i don't really mind if i have sex now or in 20 years just i have it. Since my life isn't full of goals that won't make me any better.
The nice people from facepunch moved to SA forums.
[QUOTE=FunkyHippo;14810131]Well, I do watch a lot of porn and jack off. So yes?[/QUOTE]
Porn =/= real sex
[quote=funkyhippo;14810212]i swear on which ever god exist i am not lying, if you were in front of me in real life i'd ask you to smell my face.[/quote]
what!!?
You're doing it wrong.
It's because your jacking off wrong, your used to getting off to the squezz and not the friction.
[quote=hunterbrute;14811520]i have solved this mystery.
[/quote]
GODLIKE
[noparse]l[/noparse]
I actually feel sorry for people who do it and have to post to the whole internet. Just proves you have no friends to tell. Good luck with your life!!!!!
What the fuck is a Panooch?
# garry renamed the thread in General Discussion from “I had sex today, and honestly I don't think its as fun as jacking off.” to I don't know how to have sex right
:v:
I like the new title for the thread. Very appropriate. :v:
Is that a stain on the couch?
Wait, what was the topic again?
[QUOTE=Barrel-Roll;14812040]Is that a stain on the couch?
Wait, what was the topic again?[/QUOTE]
“I had sex today, and honestly I don't think its as fun as jacking off.”
Yeah, I kn-- Don't worry.
And it doesn't matter, I saw the pic on an earlier page.
Well done, whoever changed the title :v:
maybe your dick is too small
This story made me laugh in my uni libary :D what the fuck?! She must have been like a fucking cave down there or something though, have you ever had this problem with anyone else?
[QUOTE=xXDictatorXx;14812380]This story made me laugh in my uni libary :D what the fuck?! She must have been like a fucking cave down there or something though, have you ever had this problem with anyone else?[/QUOTE]
Silly Dictator, facepunching in your uni library. Someone might peek over your shoulder to find out what's so funny. Then you're screwed.
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