[QUOTE=mn_chaos;51389740]I don't trust people to piss inside the toilet anymore, so I just slav squat my way to relief. Its less stressful.[/QUOTE]
High five, brother !
[QUOTE=rndgenerator;51391785]Are you seriously saying that bathroom is a hygienic environment? A place that is damp pretty much all the time? I doubt my piss is the worst you're gonna meet there.[/QUOTE]
bathrooms are scientifically proven to be the most hygienic places in houses
[QUOTE=GentlemanLexi;51391977]bathrooms are scientifically proven to be the most hygienic places in houses[/QUOTE]
So peeing while standing does not affect them.
[QUOTE=rndgenerator;51392048]So peeing while standing does not affect them.[/QUOTE]
Considering that a bathroom is going to be one of the select few rooms in your own home that guests will commonly frequent, it is the norm for most sane and regular people to keep the bathrooms in their homes very clean. That means wiping down walls, toilets, sinks, bathtubs, whatever.
They don't have to be sparkly clean but if it looks and at least smells like it's cleaned fairly regularly, it can speak volumes for the owner of whatever house you're in. I for one find bathrooms that reek and smell of piss and shit to be disgusting. However a bathroom that smells clean but just looks like it hasn't been dusted next to the sink is no big deal.
[QUOTE=haloguy234;51392249]Considering that a bathroom is going to be one of the select few rooms in your own home that guests will commonly frequent, it is the norm for most sane and regular people to keep the bathrooms in their homes very clean. That means wiping down walls, toilets, sinks, bathtubs, whatever.
They don't have to be sparkly clean but if it looks and at least smells like it's cleaned fairly regularly, it can speak volumes for the owner of whatever house you're in. I for one find bathrooms that reek and smell of piss and shit to be disgusting. However a bathroom that smells clean but just looks like it hasn't been dusted next to the sink is no big deal.[/QUOTE]
What does that have to do with my comment?
[QUOTE=Trebgarta;51391678]Sit on the fucking seat you savages
A biology teacher of mine actually told the class pissing while standing increased prostate cancer chances, I am not sure if it is correct but if it gets boys to sit down I think it should regardless be put in curriculum for every nation on Earth[/QUOTE]
eww peeing while sitting how gay
[editline]18th November 2016[/editline]
seriously though how hard can it be to aim your fucking cock down the fucking toilet
there's a joke to be made here but im not fucking going there
[QUOTE=rndgenerator;51391785]Are you seriously saying that bathroom is a hygienic environment? A place that is damp pretty much all the time? I doubt my piss is the worst you're gonna meet there.[/QUOTE]
if your bathroom is damp all the time then you should probably learn to aim better
[QUOTE=SirJon;51392622]eww peeing while sitting how gay
[editline]18th November 2016[/editline]
seriously though how hard can it be to aim your fucking cock down the fucking toilet
there's a joke to be made here but im not fucking going there[/QUOTE]
Because sitting is way easier and I'm a fat lazy shit.
[editline]oh[/editline]
Just realized this could sound like I was making fun of people who sit down lol. I was talking about myself. :v: Just to clarify.
I pee sitting down when in a "safe" environment (home or at a friends place) but in public places I use the urinal because my GOD people are barbarians in those stalls.
[QUOTE=SgtTupelo;51395395]I pee sitting down when in a "safe" environment (home or at a friends place) but in public places I use the urinal because my GOD people are barbarians in those stalls.[/QUOTE]
The amount of people who don't watch their bloody hands at my school is appalling; I saw one little twat once just wet his fucking hands and then walk out. THAT MAKES IT WORSE YOU ANIMAL; THE GERMS BREED EASIER NOW.
[QUOTE=kariko;51393531]Because sitting is way easier and I'm a fat lazy shit.
[editline]oh[/editline]
Just realized this could sound like I was making fun of people who sit down lol. I was talking about myself. :v: Just to clarify.[/QUOTE]
I sit down as well, only to not make a huge pissing sound at 12am or 1am when people are sleeping. So I just do it to be quiet, but it's also comfortable.
[QUOTE=Trebgarta;51391678]Sit on the fucking seat you savages
A biology teacher of mine actually told the class pissing while standing increased prostate cancer chances, I am not sure if it is correct but if it gets boys to sit down I think it should regardless be put in curriculum for every nation on Earth[/QUOTE]
Facepunch user Trebgarta finds solution for Prostate Cancer: "My biology teacher said if you take a piss while standing you have more chances of cancer in your ass". Nation rejoices as they celebrate by simultaneously sitting down on a toilet seat world-wide
[QUOTE=SenhorCreeper;51395445]Facepunch user Trebgarta finds solution for Prostate Cancer: "My biology teacher said if you take a piss while standing you have more chances of cancer in your ass". Nation rejoices as they celebrate by simultaneously sitting down on a toilet seat world-wide[/QUOTE]
You can also reduce the chances of prostate cancer by regularly stimulating it.
That is an actual fact. Go do butt stuff or you might get prostate cancer.
[QUOTE=haloguy234;51395660]You can also reduce the chances of prostate cancer by regularly stimulating it.
That is an actual fact. Go do butt stuff or you might get prostate cancer.[/QUOTE]
nothing's going up my ass except my boyfriend's dick!
I pee in the sink its the perfect height
It makes me ashamed to say I only piss sitting in public and I honestly don't know why, I just get so nervous.
How the fuck is it so hard to look at a toilet before you use it?
And how hard is it to fucking aim?
Just pull the skin back, fucking touch your dick and move it.
You don't just let it hang there.
Also if your Piss is sticky, you better go to the doctor.
Unless you just jacked off, then you better aim properly.
sometimes your dickhole is retarded and your piss stream separates into two orthogonal blasts
[QUOTE=NixNax123;51403241]sometimes your dickhole is retarded and your piss stream separates into two orthogonal blasts[/QUOTE]
Every single time, it's not a single stream, its just like a blast that goes everywhere for me
[QUOTE=Trebgarta;51395706]Gay population proportions have statistically increased since 1400s so according to this trend in the future Utopia heterosexuals will be the minority
And we will defeat prostate cancer[/QUOTE]
This is probably a joke but I think it's less that there are more gay people than now and more people who are gay are more comfortable telling other people.
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