[QUOTE=Shoupie;22940684][img]http://cdn.sheknows.com/realitytvmagazine/2010/01/ellen-degeneres-american-idol.jpg[/img]
I see the resemblance.[/QUOTE]
she looks half dead in that pic
[QUOTE=Callitenvy;22940637]Lmao, it looks like Ellen Degeneres, probably lesbo too explaining the hair.[/QUOTE]
I was told I looked like Ellen the other day :saddowns:
[QUOTE=Quo Vadi;22940739]it's fun until you rupture your ballsack
wow this thread went from philosophical love-communism to ball punching 101 in a few minutes[/QUOTE]
I hate it when its my birthday, you get a kick in the balls for how how old you are...
Its like the fucking Irish man...
[QUOTE=Callitenvy;22940732]More like
[img]http://itsallgrey.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/ellen-degeneres.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
oh hellooo
[QUOTE=hypno-toad;22940658]Have you ever been kicked in the balls?
Turn into a guy, get kicked/hit in the balls nice and hard, and then try complaining about periods.
[tab]let the battle of the sexes begin[/tab][/QUOTE]
you fucking edited this after i posted the ball punching comment whore
[QUOTE=wonkadonk;22940483]your anus is what matters[/QUOTE]
it's true
[QUOTE=wonkadonk;22940767]she looks half dead in that pic[/QUOTE]
It's all the OLD.
Just like tit under translucent clothing, a camera flash will also expose your old.
[QUOTE=Shoupie;22940411]I am so fucking tired of the battle of the sexes bullshit clogging up FP's already constipated bowels. It's irritating seeing girls come here for the sole purpose of getting gender-based attention, and it's even more irritating seeing the guys responding to it--negatively or positively, since I think what's in your pants is kind of irrelevant to how you're perceived on an Internet forum. Your vagina is a shitty reason to have an offensive sense of entitlement. Be proud of the shit you achieve in life, not your pussy.
Another thing - stop bitching about which sex has it harder; men or women? The answer is neither. An individual's hardships are based on the individual, not his or her gender. It's pretty fucking downsy to believe otherwise. "I BLEED OUT OF MY CUNT ONCE A MONTH, WOE IS ME!" and "NO GIRL WILL EVER TOUCH ME! WHY DO GIRLS GET CAWK WHENEVER THEY WANT IT, BUT I NEVER GET PUSSY?" (I'd go to Maverick about this one; he may seem like an arrogant dick sometimes, but he does have some legit advice about boning.)
Anyway, your misfortunes are things you put on yourself. And yeah, the period thing does apply here, actually, because you can control how you perceive your bloody cunt. It isn't a crisis if you don't let it be. Same with anything else in life.
Any sense of arrogance (or shame) you carry with you should have nothing to do with the equipment in your pants. You can't control that shit, anyway. Focus on making yourself distinctive without drawing attention to your gender.
You're all getting caught up in this retarded shit. Love everyone equally. Or if you're a misanthrope, hate everyone indiscriminately. :h:[/QUOTE]
This sort of thing spans the entire planet, not just this forum, but I believe your logic does apply.
For those of you that are wondering what the hell OP is talking about, here's a paraphrase:
"If you are a guy, good for you. If you a girl, good for you. Stop acting special because you are one or the other. No one cares, gtfo."
-snip-
[QUOTE=Quo Vadi;22940788]you fucking edited this after i posted the ball punching comment whore[/QUOTE]
Nah, I added the mini text. I just ninja'd you.
[QUOTE=Callitenvy;22940846]Hey well
[img]http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/deshi/womendrivers.png[/img][/QUOTE]
think that gets you banned now, i'd snip it
[QUOTE=Quo Vadi;22940453]this thread confuses me, it goes from a rant on FP to why you can't get pussy to how maverick gets pussy to why your life sucks to why your dick is small to how not to worry about your dick being small to communism[/QUOTE]
Keep up! :3:
To be honest ball punch pain < period pain.
Why? Ball punching pain doesn't last days. I'm not including pain brought on by damage such as ruptured balls. Although, when you get down to it, you can't really compare the two since ball pain doesn't happen naturally.
[QUOTE=hypno-toad;22940849]Nah, I added the mini text. I just ninja'd you.[/QUOTE]
before it was something about how OP was wrong
[QUOTE=Quo Vadi;22940858]think that gets you banned now, i'd snip it[/QUOTE]
Snip what?
[QUOTE=tomoom165;22940578][IMG]http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/hs624.snc3/27409_100000187377874_6600_n.jpg[/IMG]
Op is pretty.
[editline]08:28PM[/editline]
not the kind of "i wanna stick my dick in [B]her cock[/B]" pretty but the pretty you want to befriend.[/QUOTE]
:raise:
[QUOTE=Raptor_Girl;22940867]To be honest ball punch pain < period pain.
Why? Ball punching pain doesn't last days.[/QUOTE]
do you have balls AND a vagina?
goddamn, must be pretty bad for you then
[QUOTE=Newlemming;22940842]This sort of thing spans the entire planet, not just this forum, but I believe your logic does apply.
For those of you that are wondering what the hell OP is talking about, here's a paraphrase:
"If you are a guy, good for you. If you a girl, good for you. Stop acting special because you are one or the other. No one cares, gtfo."[/QUOTE]
[i]This[/i], exactly.
[QUOTE=Shoupie;22940892][i]This[/i], exactly.[/QUOTE]
we didn't really need his explanation regardless, the OP isn't worded in a complicated way
I hate it when users put "guy" or "girl" in their usernames, noone cares about your gender!
[QUOTE=Quo Vadi;22940888]do you have balls AND a vagina?
goddamn, must be pretty bad for you then[/QUOTE]
You fail at reading..
[QUOTE=Raptor_Girl;22940927]You fail at reading..[/QUOTE]
just assuming cause you seem to know what testical pain feels like as well as period cramps
[QUOTE=Raptor_Girl;22940867]To be honest ball punch pain < period pain.
Why? Ball punching pain doesn't last days. I'm not including pain brought on by damage such as ruptured balls. Although, when you get down to it, you can't really compare the two since ball pain doesn't happen naturally.[/QUOTE]
But it does happen naturally, i bang my balls on stuff all the time, they are meant to bang on stuff to cause us pain, to make sure we stay on track.
Also Ballsack punch pain must hurt worse than a cramp
But in the longrun, period wins
[QUOTE=DimJim;22940878]:raise:[/QUOTE]
You guys can say whatever you want, but I actually think she's significantly hotter than Ellen DeGeneres. So to sum it up I would fuck her.
[QUOTE=Quo Vadi;22940938]just assuming cause you seem to know what testical pain feels like as well as period cramps[/QUOTE]
I've known and seen guys that have gotten kicked in the crotch. They double over for a few moments then they're fine, quoting them.
[QUOTE=tomoom165;22940578]"i wanna stick my dick in her cock"[/QUOTE]
[b]Oh god why.[/b]
[QUOTE=coco911231;22940970]i bang my balls on stuff all the time[/QUOTE]
me too it's really fun
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[QUOTE=Raptor_Girl;22940980]I've known and seen guys that have gotten kicked in the crotch. They double over for a few moments then they're fine, quoting them.[/QUOTE]
it's cause they didn't get really solidly hit, more crotchstrikes end up glancing off the thighs
[QUOTE=coco911231;22940970]But it does happen naturally, i bang my balls on stuff all the time, they are meant to bang on stuff to cause us pain, to make sure we stay on track.
Also Ballsack punch pain must hurt worse than a cramp
But in the longrun, period wins[/QUOTE]
I'm referring to the fact that period happen naturally without any outside influence. I really doubt that your banging your balls on something happens due to a hormone change in your body.
This thread shall turn into "And Dan was Boobies" only with "I wanna stick my dick in her cock"
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