The story of "What the fuck happened to my Flashdrive"
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[QUOTE=Detective P;19437210]Knew what it was before opening it.[/QUOTE]
same
It's those things you can leave on a planet in spore that makes the species your guaranteed ally.
[QUOTE=ProboardslolV2;19438015]It's those things you can leave on a planet in spore that makes the species your guaranteed ally.[/QUOTE]
This thread is gold. :buddy:
He comes.
[img]http://i361.photobucket.com/albums/oo51/Jobeykobra/foreignfile.jpg[/img]
Apparently in the future there are programs made specifically for running pornography.
[QUOTE=bmg029012;19438828][img]http://i361.photobucket.com/albums/oo51/Jobeykobra/foreignfile.jpg[/img]
Apparently in the future there are programs made specifically for running pornography.[/QUOTE]
Is it different types of files for diff types of porn?
I SO would have sold it on Ebay. Right after I show it to all my friends and tell them that a time traveler/alien got ahold of it.
[QUOTE=bmg029012;19438828][img]http://i361.photobucket.com/albums/oo51/Jobeykobra/foreignfile.jpg[/img]
Apparently in the future there are programs made specifically for running pornography.[/QUOTE]
The blowjob AI is only 3.8GB?
I wouldn't trust that. Results could be devastating if it wasn't perfect.
Still though man.
eBay.
Would've gotten so much.
Don't hate yourself.
I'm an ordained minister of the Universal Life Church
it's demons, bury it and cover the site with rocks. Chant Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah-nagl ftaghn five times and the demons will be gone. Never return to the burial site, or you will undo the exorcism.
[QUOTE=Strider_07;19440733]I'm an ordained minister of the Universal Life Church
it's demons, bury it and cover the site with rocks. Chant Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah-nagl ftaghn five times and the demons will be gone. Never return to the burial site, or you will undo the exorcism.[/QUOTE]
Me too. Lets marry the USB stick and the computer while we're at it.
[QUOTE=Stopper;19426430]Oh, galore. It's Monday. The day before Tuesday. And on Tuesdays I have Geography. And I have an assignment - to make a presentation about Sweden. It's all ok, I say to myself. I open up OpenOffice.org and start making the thing. I saved it directly to my flashdrive on which I had a few songs, some savegames and some apps. And all of the sudden, while saving - OO.O gives me an error. It says that there isn't enough room on the selected drive. I was baffled by this, because I had more than 3 GBs of space on the drive. A mere presentation couldn't be more than that.
But... Oh boy, was I wrong... I went in My Computer and instead of the ordinary name "Removable drive", I get greeted by some alien symbols, mixed up with some Latin and Cyrillic letters. This:
[img]http://store.picbg.net/pubpic/43/66/f172ae63d6af4366.jpg[/img]
I'm sure it contains secrets about the birth of the Universe, but still. I open up the Flashdrive and before my eyes, instead of the 5-6 files and folders I expected, I saw horror. Files and folders with the same encrypted and coded names:
[img]http://store.picbg.net/pubpic/E2/11/f9d298603214e211.jpg[/img]
Now notice the sizes of the files. The files couldn't even be opened with Notepad, or anything for that matter. The only thing I could make sense of was the semi-copied presentation lying at the bottom of the pile of nonsense.
So, I did the logical thing. I formatted the drive. And what do you know... Error. "Windows could not format the... Whatever". When I tried to access the drive, it said that it needed to reformat it. So, I let it. And it formatted successfully. I thought the troubles were over, but then I noticed the free space on the flashdrive, [I]after[/I] the format, while the drive was empty:
[img]http://store.picbg.net/pubpic/8D/A8/1f6a00a7eb098da8.jpg[/img]
So I tried to format again and again with the same story repeating. Error, reformat, some taken space. Error, refor- etc. etc.
Should I call the damned exorcist?![/QUOTE]
Lulz "Bj File"
[QUOTE=QuinnithXD;19440837]Lulz "Bj File"[/QUOTE]
Quote the whole damn post why don't you
[QUOTE=DarkCybrid;19441409]Quote the whole damn post why don't you[/QUOTE]
uh
he did quote the whole damn post
[QUOTE=rabidwulf92;19441859]uh
he did quote the whole damn post[/QUOTE]
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there was a powerpoint file
did you try to open it?
[QUOTE=rabidwulf92;19441859]uh
he did quote the whole damn post[/QUOTE]
thatsthejoke.jpg
[QUOTE=Aurora93;19426525]I think you probably broke the drive.[/QUOTE]
No it's so obviously the catmole people attempting to break the Internet via a carefully corrupted Flash drive that will spread to all the computers in the world, thus destroying the entire Internet and, with nerd communication devices destroyed, they'll take the nerds and use them as underwear models.
:tinfoil:
[QUOTE=Spacetech;19432217]Anyone know a way to force your flash drive to do this? I want this.[/QUOTE]
I could send you the presentation if you want to. Doubt it will work though.
[QUOTE=Shugo;19436914]A friend of mine just told me (after seeing this thread) that this is the result of having a cheap Chinese knock-off flash drive. What happened was while it SAYS the drive is about 4GB, it's actually far, far less; more like a few hundred MB. When you save files to it over the ACTUAL amount, then the entire drive corrupts.[/QUOTE]
Well, it ain't a cheap Chinese fail-o-flashdrive. The drive isn't new and I [I]know[/I] that it is 4GBs.
[QUOTE=Kylel999;19437012]thread music
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDZBgHBHQT8[/media][/QUOTE]
I though of putting in the OP, but I think it would ruin the immersion.
[QUOTE=bmg029012;19438828][img]http://i361.photobucket.com/albums/oo51/Jobeykobra/foreignfile.jpg[/img]
Apparently in the future there are programs made specifically for running pornography.[/QUOTE]
Future, here I come!
[QUOTE=ifaux;19441964]there was a powerpoint file
did you try to open it?[/QUOTE]
there was a thread file
did you try to read it?
whatever you do dont destroy it, it might create a black hole and kill us all
Make a movie out of it...
a regular guy goes to the library to write up a report for his boss, so he plugs the flash drive in and starts working on it, the he goes to do... something.... and a time travelor from the future needs that flash drive for unknown purposes and swaps them but didn't get to format it because he saw the one guy coming back, so he walked off unsuspiciously, and gos back to the future, the present man comes back to his flash drive, opens it up, and sees the key to time traveling in a text document
epic adventure go!
hurr u must av got a virus y0, buy norton or mcafee it fix ya shit fo ya bro
Reinstall windows
[QUOTE=TropicalV2;19426468]You accidentally exchanged your flashdrive for an identical flashdrive belonging to a time-traveler.
Look at those file dates.[/QUOTE]
Shit fuck!
I fucked my flash drive a week or two ago.
[img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/38883/Screenshot-SKYMEDI%20USB%20Drive%20%28SKYMEDI%20USB%20Drive%29%20%5B-dev-sdb%5D%20%E2%80%94%20Disk%20Utility.png[/img]
Yeah, guys, you did nice. The thread is ONLY 5 months old.
[QUOTE=coco911231;22080460]Make a movie out of it...
a regular guy goes to the library to write up a report for his boss, so he plugs the flash drive in and starts working on it, the he goes to do... something.... and a time travelor from the future needs that flash drive for unknown purposes and swaps them but didn't get to format it because he saw the one guy coming back, so he walked off unsuspiciously, and gos back to the future, the present man comes back to his flash drive, opens it up, and sees the key to time traveling in a text document
epic adventure go![/QUOTE]
We have got to make an RP thread.
[QUOTE=Vicarious;22080306]whatever you do dont destroy it, it might create a black hole and kill us all[/QUOTE]
Thread bumper idiots
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[QUOTE=JustExtreme;22080985]hurr u must av got a virus y0, buy norton or mcafee it fix ya shit fo ya bro[/QUOTE]
On an unrelated note, NORTON AND MCAFEE BLOW ASS. Get kaspersky or Avast or Avira. The best AVs I've had EVER. Avira and Avast are even free!
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[QUOTE=coco911231;22080460]Make a movie out of it...
a regular guy goes to the library to write up a report for his boss, so he plugs the flash drive in and starts working on it, the he goes to do... something.... and a time travelor from the future needs that flash drive for unknown purposes and swaps them but didn't get to format it because he saw the one guy coming back, so he walked off unsuspiciously, and gos back to the future, the present man comes back to his flash drive, opens it up, and sees the key to time traveling in a text document
epic adventure go![/QUOTE]
:golfclap:
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