[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRveuk_4Or0&feature=player_embedded[/media]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0LyIwJgQlsc&feature=relmfu[/media]
the fuck
i dont even get the first one, is this supposed to be funny
The second one:
"Add the Sepia effect!"
NO
NO
why don't you just use PAPYRUS while you're at it, ASSHOLE
FUCK YOU AND YOUR SEPIA TONE YOU STUPID PASTY FUCK.
these are shit
like, really bad.
apple are you even trying
I hope she divorces him for the sepia tone and takes him to the fucking cleaners in the hearings.
I do like the Siri ads they did
[video=youtube;azBzUEFZIss]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azBzUEFZIss[/video]
[video=youtube;hiBIT8Kgr4w]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hiBIT8Kgr4w[/video]
[video=youtube;Y5Dt0YlN2nM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5Dt0YlN2nM[/video]
[QUOTE=Xephio;37016057]i dont even get the first one, is this supposed to be funny[/QUOTE]
'basically' if your computer isn't a mac then it's not a real computer
the joke is that the old guy doesn't know and is corrected by the young, hip apple genius™!
[QUOTE=darth-veger;37016178]I do like the Siri ads they did
[video=youtube;azBzUEFZIss]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azBzUEFZIss[/video][/QUOTE]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LJhjnXH214[/media]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qd-Oc6FFDA[/media]
[b]FRAMES DO NOT MAKE YOUR PHOTO LOOK BETTER YOU
CUNT[/b]
Does your computer have iMove, iPhoto and Garageband?
Must be a piece of shit then!
The "Apple genius" is like a parody of itself.
is he wearing an iphone around his neck?
"Buy an entire overpriced computer so you can use our applications we made, similar to the ones you can find on other operating systems for free!"
[QUOTE=fruxodaily;37016239][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LJhjnXH214[/media][/QUOTE]
The only video in this thread that made me laugh.
Least hes kinda attractive.
The irony being Apple Retail staff can get fired for wearing their uniform outside of the store.
I thought they were funny, at least. They make sense, but that doesn't stop apple products from being overpriced and doesn't stop Microsoft from having better programs for free that do the same jobs.
They should do one about games.
Me - 1
Buttruined MacFag who was just Rumpraided - 0
[QUOTE=shian;37015976][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0LyIwJgQlsc&feature=relmfu[/media]
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I like how this one is trying to make it look easy to quickly edit a video with iMovie, but it actually does the opposite by suggesting you need one of their "geniuses" to help you add music and a sepia effect.
Also the fact that in the commercials, the genius is right there for you when you need help. In reality, you have to call in and make an appointment first and then sit there and wait for a while longer even if you arrive on time.
[QUOTE=Tacosheller;37017823]I thought they were funny, at least. They make sense, but that doesn't stop apple products from being overpriced and doesn't stop Microsoft from having better programs for free that do the same jobs.[/QUOTE]
iMovie is pretty damn good for a video editor that comes with a computer, free movie editors on Windows are either shitty or hard to use. I don't know much about free audio programs on Windows except for Audacity, which is fairly good though it doesn't have as many features as Garageband. iPhoto is pretty nice, though there's quite a few free alternatives on Windows and if you're willing to pay, Adobe Lightroom is nice. They don't have the ability to order photobooks from within the program, though you can make books like that using other services.
Out of the box, Macs are good for creating videos and shit, though there are plenty of good paid alternatives to them on Windows. "Regular people" are dumb, and will think that whatever comes with you're computer is what you're stuck with. So they buy a Mac because they want to make a slideshow or some shit.
the fuck is he wearing around his neck
[QUOTE=Vedicardi;37019993]the fuck is he wearing around his neck[/QUOTE]
An iPhone necklace.
[QUOTE=krail9;37016670]is he wearing an iphone around his neck?[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Vedicardi;37019993]the fuck is he wearing around his neck[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Vedicardi;37019993]the fuck is he wearing around his neck[/QUOTE]
have none of you ever been to an apple store
its a nametag
[QUOTE=GameDev;37020674]have none of you ever been to an apple store[/QUOTE]
that would be a proud and resounding "no"
[QUOTE=GameDev;37020674]have none of you ever been to an apple store
its a nametag[/QUOTE]
The only apple products I've ever owned came from a different store. The only time I've ever been in an apple store was a friend wanted to show me some "cool new headphones" that were in there. They were beats. Fuck.
WHERE'S THE ADVERT WHERE I HAVE TO PAY A FUCKTON OF MONEY TO REPLACE THE BATTERY ON MY HEATBOOK BECAUSE RUNNING PHOTOSHOP CAUSES IT TO BURN UP AT 2000 DEGREES
[QUOTE=Amiga OS;37016582]Bitch please, I have MS-Paint.
[editline]31st July 2012[/editline]
Christ, that voice is terrible, they had might as well have used a Speak & Spell for the advert.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gyKj-6oqcwE[/media][/QUOTE]
Christ, like you haven't heard it before. All you do is obsess over hating Apple.
I find them funny, other than the basically one which is just a jab at third parties (nothing apple's ever made isn't a jab at third parties though)
apple users are so dumb even apple makes fun of them
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