• What are you doing Apple
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there's a kid who i used to go to school with who has a mac, purely because his parents died and his granddad felt sorry for him, he's gay, and was raped by said granddad, and we called him batman because of his lack of parents, he's also classes himself as a "~#Musician#~/~#Artist#~" because he's got a mac
[QUOTE=GameDev;37020674]have none of you ever been to an apple store its a nametag[/QUOTE] no i haven't been to one.
I swear Apple is leading a cult...
[QUOTE=Lankist;37021350]that would be a proud and resounding "no"[/QUOTE] come on man even the most liberated of apple despisers go in there every once in a while to take advantage of the free computer usage
Yeah, these are pretty terrible.
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Using the word apple and genius in the same sentence makes me laugh.
[QUOTE=FFStudios;37024963]come on man even the most liberated of apple despisers go in there every once in a while to take advantage of the free computer usage[/QUOTE] I just go to the Microsoft store.
nothing beats racist siri [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhhwqbabxYY[/media]
[QUOTE=medal-12;37024205]there's a kid who i used to go to school with who has a mac, purely because his parents died and his granddad felt sorry for him, he's gay, and was raped by said granddad, and we called him batman because of his lack of parents, he's also classes himself as a "~#Musician#~/~#Artist#~" because he's got a mac[/QUOTE] Jesus christ I feel bad for that kid I mean, what kind of shitty grandad to you have to have that buys you a [i]Mac[/i] for crying out loud. I'd run away if that happened to me tbh.
Apple is just constantly disappointing me, seriously. [QUOTE=HoodedSniper;37017824]They should do one about games. Me - 1 Buttruined MacFag who was just Rumpraided - 0[/QUOTE] [url]http://store.steampowered.com/browse/mac/[/url]
[QUOTE]Add the sepia effect! It makes it very romantic.[/QUOTE] No, it doesn't make it romantic at all!
[QUOTE=imasillypiggy;37026925]Using the word apple and genius in the same sentence makes me laugh.[/QUOTE] to the people using their products they pretty much are
[QUOTE=J!NX;37028386]Apple is just constantly disappointing me, seriously. [url]http://store.steampowered.com/browse/mac/[/url][/QUOTE] They released some DLC for Crusader Kings 2 on February 14th They released some more DLC on April 18th They released Crusader Kings 2 on May 24th
Is this satire or what.
And to think someone gets paid to come up with this shit, the world really isn't fair.
[QUOTE=darth-veger;37016178]I do like the Siri ads they did [video=youtube;azBzUEFZIss]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azBzUEFZIss[/video] [/QUOTE] My soul, it feels like it's been brutally beaten to near death. Why Samuel L. Jackson, why?
[QUOTE=LtKyle2;37034421]My soul, it feels like it's been brutally beaten to near death. Why Samuel L. Jackson, why?[/QUOTE] I was deeply disappointed that the word "motherfucker" was never uttered in that commercial.
Using Zooey Deschanel in ads is such a dirty trick. She could convince me to buy virtually anything.
as bad as the ads are the actor for the apple genius is pretty good
[QUOTE=papaya;37016089]these are shit like, really bad. apple are you even trying[/QUOTE] Basically
Wow they just had to disable comments because they knew people would shit all over these crappy ads. Even Apple is aware of how shitty these ads are.
Those ads are incredibly shitty That being said, I still don't understand the apple product hate. Some products may be overpriced, yes, but it's no different than buying brand name clothing or medication And yet all of FP regularly circlejerks over how horribly awful all apple products, salesman, and stores are (even if similar inconveniences and prices exist with other brands)
Their stuff is tremendously overpriced and apples business tactics alone cause hate (their suing anyone who is competing with them because they made a phone that was a rectangle).
That first ad makes the apple consumers look dumb, showing that they can't tell the difference between good products and not, which in the commercial, is supposed the apple products. Calling their customers dumb really isn't a good idea first off, secondly it's not like that's far off from the truth, nor will many people, apple customers mainly see that anyways.
At least they aren't trying to take "cracks" at microsoft this time.
[QUOTE=Lankist;37021350]that would be a proud and resounding "no"[/QUOTE] Apple stores are great because in the mall I could run in and Google where the nearest store is, or the like. I don't have a Smartphone so I do that.
I once went to an applestore and the people in there were the weirdest people ever.
The first Apple user bought his mac because of the looks, and was conned. The second couldn't use the software, despite it being oh so user-friendly. What am I taking away here, are all Apple users cognitively challenged?
Huuuur I don't like macs! Complain Complain Complain! If you don't like Apple - don't buy their products and shut up.
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